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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario 14:41 - Sep 13 with 2018 viewsSpruceMoose

You're walking along the road when suddenly you're bundled into the back of a van.

Your clothes are ripped off and new clothes are put on, but it's so dark you can't see what.

After being driven for a while (it's hard to judge how long exactly) you're suddenly shoved out of the van into the blinding light.

You look down, you're in full ITFC kit, shirt, shorts, socks, shinpads, boots, captain's armband, ITFC watch, the date of which is mysteriously set to 3rd April, 1987. You see a mullet. It is definitely the 80s. Weird.

You look up, you're standing in front of a football ground.

You have to get home. Which ground would you least likely to find yourself standing in front of?
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 14:54 - Sep 13 with 1192 viewsNotMarcusEvans

Stupid question
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 14:55 - Sep 13 with 1191 viewsJ2BLUE

Where is home? That is before I was born.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 14:55 - Sep 13 with 1185 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 14:55 - Sep 13 by J2BLUE

Where is home? That is before I was born.


Find your dad's nuts then.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:02 - Sep 13 with 1168 viewsBrixtonBlue

What have you been smoking?

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:05 - Sep 13 with 1160 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:02 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue

What have you been smoking?


Indeed. Well, actually, the thought occurred to me when I was thinking of suitable punishment for the little teenage scrotes who seem to be all over Troy's Twitter bullying him.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:06 - Sep 13 with 1156 viewsBrixtonBlue

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:05 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

Indeed. Well, actually, the thought occurred to me when I was thinking of suitable punishment for the little teenage scrotes who seem to be all over Troy's Twitter bullying him.


I didn't actually read the Troy thread.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:07 - Sep 13 with 1150 viewsfooters

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:05 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

Indeed. Well, actually, the thought occurred to me when I was thinking of suitable punishment for the little teenage scrotes who seem to be all over Troy's Twitter bullying him.


Aye. It's pretty shocking stuff what they're doing to him on there.

Could J2 or someone close to him have a word? He's being manipulated and bullied by a gang of tw@tty bantz ladz. Probably needs to get off Twitter.

"Yeah well, those kids probably get stickers for good behaviour, not our fault that Phil aint dishing out Paninis is it"
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:07 - Sep 13 with 1143 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:06 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue

I didn't actually read the Troy thread.


There's not been a thread about it on here. I just noticed it when I was looking to see if he'd had any updates on his financial difficulties. Seem to be a few people masquerading as mates, getting him to do stuff, filming it, then sticking it on Twitter before giving him pelters.
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:08 - Sep 13 with 1136 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:07 - Sep 13 by footers

Aye. It's pretty shocking stuff what they're doing to him on there.

Could J2 or someone close to him have a word? He's being manipulated and bullied by a gang of tw@tty bantz ladz. Probably needs to get off Twitter.


And those tw@tty bantz lads need punch in the mouth.
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:13 - Sep 13 with 1102 viewsJ2BLUE

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:07 - Sep 13 by footers

Aye. It's pretty shocking stuff what they're doing to him on there.

Could J2 or someone close to him have a word? He's being manipulated and bullied by a gang of tw@tty bantz ladz. Probably needs to get off Twitter.


I've tried mate. Sadly he doesn't take advice. I thought he had come off Twitter but he just set up a new account.

Twitter is the wrong platform for him.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:15 - Sep 13 with 1086 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:13 - Sep 13 by J2BLUE

I've tried mate. Sadly he doesn't take advice. I thought he had come off Twitter but he just set up a new account.

Twitter is the wrong platform for him.


Sure seems to be. He'd be better off posting about football stuff on here than on there. He'd get a kinder response for sure.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:17 - Sep 13 with 1074 viewsJ2BLUE

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:15 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

Sure seems to be. He'd be better off posting about football stuff on here than on there. He'd get a kinder response for sure.


I can't stand Twitter. All this 'u hero en' stuff. I can't work out wo is genuinely on his side and who is taking the piss.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:22 - Sep 13 with 1048 viewsfooters

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:17 - Sep 13 by J2BLUE

I can't stand Twitter. All this 'u hero en' stuff. I can't work out wo is genuinely on his side and who is taking the piss.


Well, let's see if these little pricks like being named and shamed. If you're big enough to act like that on Tw@tter, let's see if you're big enough to do it at Portman Road.


"Yeah well, those kids probably get stickers for good behaviour, not our fault that Phil aint dishing out Paninis is it"
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:25 - Sep 13 with 1031 viewsBrixtonBlue

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:07 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

There's not been a thread about it on here. I just noticed it when I was looking to see if he'd had any updates on his financial difficulties. Seem to be a few people masquerading as mates, getting him to do stuff, filming it, then sticking it on Twitter before giving him pelters.
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I mean I didn't read the original thread. Just saw it was something about needing money.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 16:55 - Sep 13 with 900 viewsblueconscience

Should you not be performing the duties of your dream job at this time of day?

I just presumed it is your dream job, as you decided to relocate quite a way away for it?
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:05 - Sep 13 with 867 viewsJ2BLUE

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 16:55 - Sep 13 by blueconscience

Should you not be performing the duties of your dream job at this time of day?

I just presumed it is your dream job, as you decided to relocate quite a way away for it?
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They have six stars on the badge over there. He's an ambitious lad.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:19 - Sep 13 with 831 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 16:55 - Sep 13 by blueconscience

Should you not be performing the duties of your dream job at this time of day?

I just presumed it is your dream job, as you decided to relocate quite a way away for it?
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I love how obsessed you are with me!

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:20 - Sep 13 with 828 viewswkj

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:19 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

I love how obsessed you are with me!


I will thank you to leave BC alone, he merely wishes to participate in the Alfresco Society autumn frivolities by the Jetty. His application is being considered.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:32 - Sep 13 with 808 viewsTractorCam

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:13 - Sep 13 by J2BLUE

I've tried mate. Sadly he doesn't take advice. I thought he had come off Twitter but he just set up a new account.

Twitter is the wrong platform for him.


You're right, i'm a good mate of his too and i've told him many times before to just block those people.
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:33 - Sep 13 with 801 viewswkj

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:32 - Sep 13 by TractorCam

You're right, i'm a good mate of his too and i've told him many times before to just block those people.


Some of those eejits are coercing him into saying some pretty nasty bloody stuff to be fair. He needs to get in with a better crowd, maybe LinkedIn

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:35 - Sep 13 with 800 viewsTractorCam

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:33 - Sep 13 by wkj

Some of those eejits are coercing him into saying some pretty nasty bloody stuff to be fair. He needs to get in with a better crowd, maybe LinkedIn


I presume it's very easy to get him to do something like write a silly tweet, then when he does he will take all the heat.
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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:11 - Sep 13 with 743 viewsblueconscience

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:19 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose

I love how obsessed you are with me!


No more than your obsession to abuse everyone on this forum.

Get back to work!!!

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:12 - Sep 13 with 742 viewsblueconscience

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 17:20 - Sep 13 by wkj

I will thank you to leave BC alone, he merely wishes to participate in the Alfresco Society autumn frivolities by the Jetty. His application is being considered.


Can you share the details of that event please, I am curious.

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:14 - Sep 13 with 723 viewswkj

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:12 - Sep 13 by blueconscience

Can you share the details of that event please, I am curious.


,Saxmundum

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It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:14 - Sep 13 with 722 viewsSpruceMoose

It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:11 - Sep 13 by blueconscience

No more than your obsession to abuse everyone on this forum.

Get back to work!!!


Nah, you're obsessed. You follow me round, throw yourself to the floor and then go running to Phil asking for a yellow card.

Whoever you were in your previous incarnation I must have really done a number on you.

You're in my pocket son.

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