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Missing the pub? 20:09 - Mar 18 with 2945 viewsbluelagos

Chatting to a mate earlier and our monthly catch ups over a pint aint going to happen.

He suggested we (there's around 6 of us) have a cyber pint by skype. We all get a couple of cans in and crack em open over a group skype chat.

We could have just solved the riddle of social distancing and people's needs for social interaction :-)

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Missing the pub? on 20:10 - Mar 18 with 2930 viewsSpruceMoose

Are you going to have a supply of Pork Scratchings for when the night inevitably takes a turn for the worse though?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Missing the pub? on 20:12 - Mar 18 with 2914 viewsNthQldITFC

Missing the pub? on 20:10 - Mar 18 by SpruceMoose

Are you going to have a supply of Pork Scratchings for when the night inevitably takes a turn for the worse though?


Peanuts are the favoured option.


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Missing the pub? on 20:14 - Mar 18 with 2898 viewsSpruceMoose

Missing the pub? on 20:12 - Mar 18 by NthQldITFC

Peanuts are the favoured option.



I'd love a binge on Shooting Stars right about now. I'll have to dig up some episodes online.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Missing the pub? on 20:14 - Mar 18 with 2896 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Or drive to The White Horse at Sweffling...you can even put a tent in the garden!
Oh and take your own glass.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2020 20:15]

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Missing the pub? on 20:17 - Mar 18 with 2878 viewsStokieBlue

Zoom seems to be the app of choice for virtual pubbing.

SB
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Missing the pub? on 20:19 - Mar 18 with 2857 viewsSpruceMoose

Missing the pub? on 20:17 - Mar 18 by StokieBlue

Zoom seems to be the app of choice for virtual pubbing.

SB


And also teaching right now in NYC...

I'd better not mix up the channels...
[Post edited 18 Mar 2020 20:19]

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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Missing the pub? on 20:26 - Mar 18 with 2827 viewsbluelagos

Missing the pub? on 20:17 - Mar 18 by StokieBlue

Zoom seems to be the app of choice for virtual pubbing.

SB


Is virtual pubbing already a thing? Thought we had invented something new....

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Missing the pub? on 20:29 - Mar 18 with 2817 viewslowhouseblue

Missing the pub? on 20:14 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Or drive to The White Horse at Sweffling...you can even put a tent in the garden!
Oh and take your own glass.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2020 20:15]


finally you post something sensible.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Missing the pub? on 20:41 - Mar 18 with 2782 viewsjeera

How are you going to punch someone if they piss you off?

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Missing the pub? on 20:43 - Mar 18 with 2772 viewsbluelagos

Missing the pub? on 20:41 - Mar 18 by jeera

How are you going to punch someone if they piss you off?


We are way too old for such behaviour Jeera :-(

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Missing the pub? on 20:44 - Mar 18 with 2767 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Missing the pub? on 20:29 - Mar 18 by lowhouseblue

finally you post something sensible.


You must have your beer goggles on!
I'm just ahead of the curve Lowhouse!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Missing the pub? on 20:45 - Mar 18 with 2765 viewsjeera

Missing the pub? on 20:26 - Mar 18 by bluelagos

Is virtual pubbing already a thing? Thought we had invented something new....


Well Dyland used to do it a bit on here.

Then more recently Lucan took over.

Don't tell Lucan, but the service was a bit more cooperative under Dylers.

You order pretty much anything from Lucan and you get Stella regardless.

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Missing the pub? on 20:45 - Mar 18 with 2761 viewsfooters

Missing the pub? on 20:19 - Mar 18 by SpruceMoose

And also teaching right now in NYC...

I'd better not mix up the channels...
[Post edited 18 Mar 2020 20:19]


Nonsense. The pub is a fine seat of learning.

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Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 with 2747 viewsStokieBlue

Missing the pub? on 20:26 - Mar 18 by bluelagos

Is virtual pubbing already a thing? Thought we had invented something new....


You're late to the party - we had one last week on zoom.

Doesn't mean it's not a fabulous idea and that you shouldn't be proud for thinking of it.

TWTD virtual pub could take on a whole new meaning.

SB
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Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 with 2746 viewsNthQldITFC

Missing the pub? on 20:14 - Mar 18 by SpruceMoose

I'd love a binge on Shooting Stars right about now. I'll have to dig up some episodes online.


Laughter is the best medicine.

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Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 with 2744 viewsSpruceMoose

Missing the pub? on 20:45 - Mar 18 by footers

Nonsense. The pub is a fine seat of learning.


Yeah but you don't want kids in there really. They should be banned.

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Missing the pub? on 20:52 - Mar 18 with 2734 viewsbluelagos

Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 by StokieBlue

You're late to the party - we had one last week on zoom.

Doesn't mean it's not a fabulous idea and that you shouldn't be proud for thinking of it.

TWTD virtual pub could take on a whole new meaning.

SB


It was my mates idea, but yeah, does seem really appropriate given the issues of meeting in person.

Zoom any better than Skype or Whatssapp?

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Missing the pub? on 20:52 - Mar 18 with 2734 viewsNthQldITFC

Missing the pub? on 20:14 - Mar 18 by SpruceMoose

I'd love a binge on Shooting Stars right about now. I'll have to dig up some episodes online.


I just love the way he pulls himself together seriously at the end for a final 'Peanuts!', and Bob sinks him with a perfectly timed one-two!

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Missing the pub? on 20:52 - Mar 18 with 2733 viewsfooters

Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 by StokieBlue

You're late to the party - we had one last week on zoom.

Doesn't mean it's not a fabulous idea and that you shouldn't be proud for thinking of it.

TWTD virtual pub could take on a whole new meaning.

SB


On Charlie Brooker's brilliant TVGoHome site there was one programme called 'Barfly Buddies'.

The description was something like: Retired Sgt Major Joe Bloggs challenges home drinkers to match him scotch for scotch as he recounts ever increasingly horrific stories from the front line.

Sounds ideal.

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Missing the pub? on 20:53 - Mar 18 with 2730 viewsfooters

Missing the pub? on 20:48 - Mar 18 by SpruceMoose

Yeah but you don't want kids in there really. They should be banned.


Kids are served rotisserie-style for maximum succulence.

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Missing the pub? on 22:23 - Mar 18 with 2640 viewsgainsboroughblue

Missing the pub? on 20:45 - Mar 18 by jeera

Well Dyland used to do it a bit on here.

Then more recently Lucan took over.

Don't tell Lucan, but the service was a bit more cooperative under Dylers.

You order pretty much anything from Lucan and you get Stella regardless.


He also kept me waiting for three pages while serving people that came in after me.

I felt like that invisible 18 year old in the Earl Robert's all over again. Harrowing.

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Missing the pub? on 01:20 - Mar 19 with 2552 viewsjeera

Missing the pub? on 22:23 - Mar 18 by gainsboroughblue

He also kept me waiting for three pages while serving people that came in after me.

I felt like that invisible 18 year old in the Earl Robert's all over again. Harrowing.


Yes I remember the days of waving your 5 pound note about in the hope of some attention from the bar staff.

They were usually fecking useless and just served whoever was closest.

Lucan's approach reminds me a bit of the Swan back in the day.

"A vodka and orange juice please. But juice please, not that squash or whatever it was you gave me last time.

I don't mind paying more for the real thing".


*Gets given squash - or whatever it was like the last time*

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