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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone 15:04 - Apr 21 with 3547 viewsKeno

offering to help with my "Client Onboarding'

WTF is that!!

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:09 - Apr 21 with 2347 viewshomer_123

It's like Water Boarding for your staff.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:10 - Apr 21 with 2345 viewsAndrew4445

When you get a new client.

They sound like a good company to work with, you could definitely leverage your synergies to create win-win situations across the piece.
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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:12 - Apr 21 with 2332 viewsDarth_Koont

It's a euphemism for you "docking your dinghy" while he "climbs aboard".

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:16 - Apr 21 with 2306 viewsKeno

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:10 - Apr 21 by Andrew4445

When you get a new client.

They sound like a good company to work with, you could definitely leverage your synergies to create win-win situations across the piece.


Going forward I might run it up flag pole and see if anyone salutes it

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:18 - Apr 21 with 2294 viewsFixed_It

A gentler approach than client waterboarding which has its critics.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:20 - Apr 21 with 2281 viewsKeno

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:18 - Apr 21 by Fixed_It

A gentler approach than client waterboarding which has its critics.


why cant people just use plain English anymore!! I blame their teachers

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 with 2269 viewsSpruceMoose

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:20 - Apr 21 by Keno

why cant people just use plain English anymore!! I blame their teachers


I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!


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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 with 2264 viewsFixed_It

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:20 - Apr 21 by Keno

why cant people just use plain English anymore!! I blame their teachers


Indeed. Join in. Everybody else does!

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:23 - Apr 21 with 2248 viewsFixed_It

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!



Depends if it was a voluntary action or if they were pushed I suppose.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:24 - Apr 21 with 2235 viewsSpruceMoose

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:23 - Apr 21 by Fixed_It

Depends if it was a voluntary action or if they were pushed I suppose.


What's the word if you're thrown from a window, out of a train I wonder...

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:24 - Apr 21 with 2234 viewsKeno

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Indeed. Join in. Everybody else does!


you know I dont mean it!!


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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:29 - Apr 21 with 2225 viewsDarth_Koont

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!



I don't mind that. It's the same as "disembarking" when people could have said "getting off the boat".

I like the way language develops as it's ultimately very democratic. Detraining will only be "wrong" if it isn't picked up by the rest of us.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:33 - Apr 21 with 2203 viewsNewcyBlue

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!



Is it not disembarking?

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:33 - Apr 21 with 2201 viewsFixed_It

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:24 - Apr 21 by Keno

you know I dont mean it!!



You mean some people do?!

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(No subject) on 15:35 - Apr 21 with 2182 viewsSpruceMoose

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:29 - Apr 21 by Darth_Koont

I don't mind that. It's the same as "disembarking" when people could have said "getting off the boat".

I like the way language develops as it's ultimately very democratic. Detraining will only be "wrong" if it isn't picked up by the rest of us.


Surely 'Deshipping' would be the equivalent of 'Detraining', not 'Disembarking?

I admit that 'Deplaning' is used over here frequently. That one grates too.
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(No subject) on 15:37 - Apr 21 with 2166 viewsNewcyBlue

(No subject) on 15:35 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

Surely 'Deshipping' would be the equivalent of 'Detraining', not 'Disembarking?

I admit that 'Deplaning' is used over here frequently. That one grates too.
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You disembark from all of those.

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(No subject) on 15:39 - Apr 21 with 2159 viewsSpruceMoose

(No subject) on 15:37 - Apr 21 by NewcyBlue

You disembark from all of those.


You oiks might, but this Moose swaggeroffs.

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(No subject) on 15:39 - Apr 21 with 2156 viewshomer_123

(No subject) on 15:39 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

You oiks might, but this Moose swaggeroffs.


Minces more like ;)

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(No subject) on 15:40 - Apr 21 with 2154 viewsSpruceMoose

(No subject) on 15:39 - Apr 21 by homer_123

Minces more like ;)



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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:41 - Apr 21 with 2142 viewsjeera

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:24 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

What's the word if you're thrown from a window, out of a train I wonder...


Defenetrainstation?

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:41 - Apr 21 with 2142 viewsDarth_Koont

(No subject) on 15:35 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

Surely 'Deshipping' would be the equivalent of 'Detraining', not 'Disembarking?

I admit that 'Deplaning' is used over here frequently. That one grates too.
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Disembarking literally means getting off a boat or bark as it was called.

I think that could be used for planes and trains too nowadays - apart from the fact that there's probably too many people who never use it or read it so just wouldn't know what it meant. Doesn't exactly come up in conversation much.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:46 - Apr 21 with 2116 viewsSpruceMoose

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:41 - Apr 21 by Darth_Koont

Disembarking literally means getting off a boat or bark as it was called.

I think that could be used for planes and trains too nowadays - apart from the fact that there's probably too many people who never use it or read it so just wouldn't know what it meant. Doesn't exactly come up in conversation much.


I concede to your point, but reserve the right to grumble about it to myself every time I hear it.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:49 - Apr 21 with 2104 viewsDarth_Koont

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:46 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I concede to your point, but reserve the right to grumble about it to myself every time I hear it.


No-one's going to start saying it, I'm sure. And if anyone says to me that they "Detrain at 8:04" then I'm not going to be there to pick them up.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:57 - Apr 21 with 2078 viewsKeno

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:41 - Apr 21 by Darth_Koont

Disembarking literally means getting off a boat or bark as it was called.

I think that could be used for planes and trains too nowadays - apart from the fact that there's probably too many people who never use it or read it so just wouldn't know what it meant. Doesn't exactly come up in conversation much.


sorry to be a pendant but isn't is a barque not a bark?

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:02 - Apr 21 with 2063 viewsDarth_Koont

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:57 - Apr 21 by Keno

sorry to be a pendant but isn't is a barque not a bark?


Both, it seems.

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