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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone 15:04 - Apr 21 with 3549 viewsKeno

offering to help with my "Client Onboarding'

WTF is that!!

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:04 - Apr 21 with 1178 viewsNewcyBlue

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:49 - Apr 21 by Darth_Koont

No-one's going to start saying it, I'm sure. And if anyone says to me that they "Detrain at 8:04" then I'm not going to be there to pick them up.


I just tell people “my ETA is...”

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:08 - Apr 21 with 1172 viewsNewcyBlue

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:57 - Apr 21 by Keno

sorry to be a pendant but isn't is a barque not a bark?


It’s French isn’t it?

Debark

Des meaning from

Barque meaning small ship.

You can also use debarcation.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:08 - Apr 21 with 1171 viewsJ2BLUE

Sounds like you need some help with your email onboarding.

Fire off a PM so we can touch base and have an idea shower to give us a helicopter view and we'll run it up the flagpole.

Truly impaired.
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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:08 - Apr 21 with 1169 viewsDarth_Koont

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:04 - Apr 21 by NewcyBlue

I just tell people “my ETA is...”


You'd be getting a taxi too.

Then we could talk about your ATA.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:10 - Apr 21 with 1159 viewsNewcyBlue

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:08 - Apr 21 by Darth_Koont

You'd be getting a taxi too.

Then we could talk about your ATA.


You landlubbers!

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 16:32 - Apr 21 with 1151 viewsGuthrum

It's better than Client Overboarding, which is when a massive black hole has mysteriously appeared in their company's pension fund.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 17:00 - Apr 21 with 1130 viewsmonytowbray

Admin for a new client and groundwork to ensure the relationship gets off to a flying start.

Or as I knew it from the business world when I was employed by other agencies, getting excited someone else will be giving you money and then doing f*ck all to achieve results for at least 3 months.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 17:04 - Apr 21 with 1128 viewsfactual_blue

Somebody who worked within earshot of me at work used to talk like that all the time. Every other sentence on his prodigious number of phone calls was 'we need to have that conversation'. Well, why not have it now, while you're talking to them about talking to them?

I think the fact that I told my boss I may be forced to kill this person possibly helped me secure a nice early release package.

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(No subject) on 18:50 - Apr 21 with 1083 viewseireblue

Ohhhh....so a DeBarge is what you do after completing night time rhythmic activity, always wondered.



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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:29 - Apr 21 with 1074 viewsEwan_Oozami

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:24 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

What's the word if you're thrown from a window, out of a train I wonder...


"Defenestraining"

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:32 - Apr 21 with 1072 viewsGuthrum

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!



Detraining was the old military technical term for getting units of soldiers off a troop train, in the days when railways were integral to military movement (e.g. World War One).

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:34 - Apr 21 with 1073 viewscatch74

In a similar vein - Bob Mortimer ‘train guy’ has been helping me through lock down.

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:43 - Apr 21 with 1070 viewsTractorWood

No problem with that assuming it's a law firm or accounting firm aka someone who gives legal or regulated advice.

I do have a problem if it's your dog groomer.

To me the word client implies a legal duty of care. Customer is more appropriate for hairdressers etc.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:54 - Apr 21 with 1062 viewsMullet

The opposite of what Branson is doing at the moment isn't it?

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 19:55 - Apr 21 with 1061 viewsMullet

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:33 - Apr 21 by NewcyBlue

Is it not disembarking?


That's what lumberjacks do isn't it?

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"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 20:59 - Apr 21 with 1040 viewsWD19

"Client Onboarding' - just had an email from someone on 15:21 - Apr 21 by SpruceMoose

I heard someone from Amtrak reference 'detraining' the other day.

What's wrong with saying 'getting off the train'?!



Detraining. Isn’t that what Lambert seems to be doing!?
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