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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? 13:40 - Dec 20 with 3741 viewsdominiciawful

He's not your mate.

(this is not a TWTD-specific gripe, of course)
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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 19:15 - Dec 20 with 881 viewsbluewhite

I refer people to this poem by Lisa Hallgarten, published in the Guardian:

Don't call him Boris

Don’t call him Boris.
It’s the name for a cuddly toy, a cute little Russian boy, a dashing guy from a book by Tolstoy.

Don’t call him Bojo.
He’s not fast like Flo Jo or sexy like J-Lo. Don’t mix up mojo with a sleazy libido.

Don’t even call him a Bozo.
He’s not dopey or stupid or amusingly ropey.
He’s lazy, duplicitous, slippery, wet soapy.

He’s no fool, no joker, no harmless buffoon, he’s a cynical, devious, racist goon.

Please don’t compare this dangerous fake
To a benign and affectionate
namesake.

He’s not original, a one-off.
He’s not a maverick.
If you have to...
call him Johnson
...another word for dick.
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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 19:29 - Dec 20 with 857 viewsDarth_Koont

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 14:37 - Dec 20 by Oldsmoker

How about Doris?
Or is that unfair to women called Doris.


Yes. My granny was Doris. And the sweetest wee lady on earth – always ready with a tartan thermos and tartan travelling rug for every human emergency.

Her and Boris are different species.

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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 19:42 - Dec 20 with 827 viewsBlueBoots

How about Boris Buffoon?
(The Swivel-Eyed Loon,
Walks round with hair like a trifle)

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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 20:26 - Dec 20 with 806 viewsMelford

He was a comedy turn back in the day


And the HIGNFY episodes, when it was released on DVD there was a "Full Boris" disc with all the out-takes on it.

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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 20:28 - Dec 20 with 803 viewsSpruceMoose

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 20:26 - Dec 20 by Melford

He was a comedy turn back in the day


And the HIGNFY episodes, when it was released on DVD there was a "Full Boris" disc with all the out-takes on it.


Ah the good old days before he had the deaths of 67K people weighing on his conscience.

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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 21:12 - Dec 20 with 768 viewsMelford

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 20:28 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

Ah the good old days before he had the deaths of 67K people weighing on his conscience.


How the ***k did he end up as an MP, let alone Prime ***king Minister? If you've read Private Eye for a few decades you wouldn't have him anywhere near the job. The Guppy tapes

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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 08:39 - Dec 21 with 666 viewsmr_bean

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 13:53 - Dec 20 by MonkeyAlan

Boris is a good egg really.


He's certainly scrambled.
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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 12:08 - Dec 21 with 639 viewsronnyd

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 14:37 - Dec 20 by Oldsmoker

How about Doris?
Or is that unfair to women called Doris.


Even more unfair to men called Doris.
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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 12:22 - Dec 21 with 624 viewscoolcat

Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 21:12 - Dec 20 by Melford

How the ***k did he end up as an MP, let alone Prime ***king Minister? If you've read Private Eye for a few decades you wouldn't have him anywhere near the job. The Guppy tapes


Many voted on the basis of his being 'quite a character' - embarrassing really.
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Can people please stop referring to the PM as simply "Boris"? on 12:44 - Dec 21 with 606 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Rather than 'simply' boris, how about 'simple boris'? It would, at least, reflect his intellect.

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