| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 10:03 - Dec 22 with 2075 views | BlueBadger |
The Thing: a bunch of people who don't really like each other holed up in a desolate winter hellhole, trying to work out who's got a dreadful infection.. [Post edited 22 Dec 2020 11:01]
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:05 - Dec 22 with 2065 views | Keno |
sounds like an average Saturday afternoon on the Barclay Stand!! |  |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:06 - Dec 22 with 2056 views | Keno |
Lie Hard
a group of people lead by a character called called try to lie their out of a difficult situation | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:16 - Dec 22 with 2032 views | Keno |
Priti Woman
an odious obnoxious woman remains that way throughout the film | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:33 - Dec 22 with 2015 views | BrianTablet |
Escape from Victory: A group of Pink-faced Caucasians try desperately to flee a virus-ravaged island. Armed only with bigotry and regret, the rag-tag band live as renegades in the Dover Jungle. Can our intrepid Union Jack-clad heroes get to Calais before Albion runs out of prejudice? Only time - and warm bitter - will tell.
The Faragers: Join a loveable group of tiny-winkled racists on their many adventures in the sewers of North Kent. Revel in their exploits avoiding turds, climbing mountains of sanitary towels and riding wave after wave of fatballs. Marvel at their ignorance of the real issues affecting the underworld. Watch in wonder and despair at people that have no love or empathy. |  |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:35 - Dec 22 with 2005 views | Keno |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:33 - Dec 22 by BrianTablet |
Escape from Victory: A group of Pink-faced Caucasians try desperately to flee a virus-ravaged island. Armed only with bigotry and regret, the rag-tag band live as renegades in the Dover Jungle. Can our intrepid Union Jack-clad heroes get to Calais before Albion runs out of prejudice? Only time - and warm bitter - will tell.
The Faragers: Join a loveable group of tiny-winkled racists on their many adventures in the sewers of North Kent. Revel in their exploits avoiding turds, climbing mountains of sanitary towels and riding wave after wave of fatballs. Marvel at their ignorance of the real issues affecting the underworld. Watch in wonder and despair at people that have no love or empathy. |
Lie Hard 2
Paul Lambert gives a series of press conferences | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:44 - Dec 22 with 1995 views | BrianTablet |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:35 - Dec 22 by Keno |
Lie Hard 2
Paul Lambert gives a series of press conferences |
Basil Borussia: The Movie
Follow the exploits of our wily orange friend as he achieves glory in the Champions League, then returns home full of new-found footballing expertise that he imparts on the lower extremities of the football league with hilarious results. [Post edited 22 Dec 2020 10:44]
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:45 - Dec 22 with 1990 views | Keno |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:35 - Dec 22 by Keno |
Lie Hard 2
Paul Lambert gives a series of press conferences |
Ham Alone
whiles other 'enjoy' being inside at a press gatherings this is the sad Christmas tale a young man left outside in the cold all own his own | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:58 - Dec 22 with 1972 views | BrianTablet |
Goodfellas: 24-hours in the life of a Bolosonaro-sponsored lumber company. | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 12:44 - Dec 22 with 1899 views | Keno |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:58 - Dec 22 by BrianTablet |
Goodfellas: 24-hours in the life of a Bolosonaro-sponsored lumber company. |
Gove Actually
Country looks for someone to blame and decide it’s just one person | |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 12:59 - Dec 22 with 1893 views | Moriarty |
The Whining.
Brexiteers when they realise the airport queues in Spain etc for a well deserved post pandemic break, are not what they voted for. [Post edited 22 Dec 2020 13:00]
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 13:01 - Dec 22 with 1885 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
National Lampoon's Christmas Staycation. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 13:12 - Dec 22 with 1879 views | Coastalblue |
Trading Places, a succesful provincial football club is turned into a desperate and sinking entity as the result of a £1 bet. |  |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 13:12 - Dec 22 with 1877 views | BrianTablet |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 12:44 - Dec 22 by Keno |
Gove Actually
Country looks for someone to blame and decide it’s just one person |
Miracle Ocado delivery on 34th Street in the past hour: | |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 14:04 - Dec 22 with 1842 views | factual_blue |
It's A Wonderful Lie. The tale of a press conference-obsessed honey monster. |  |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 14:07 - Dec 22 with 1841 views | factual_blue |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 10:45 - Dec 22 by Keno |
Ham Alone
whiles other 'enjoy' being inside at a press gatherings this is the sad Christmas tale a young man left outside in the cold all own his own |
'Young'?!????? | |
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| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 16:15 - Dec 22 with 1796 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| News that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 14:07 - Dec 22 by factual_blue |
'Young'?!????? |
As in Norfolk, all these things are relative. |  |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 18:02 - Dec 22 with 1763 views | Keno |
| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 14:04 - Dec 22 by factual_blue |
It's A Wonderful Lie. The tale of a press conference-obsessed honey monster. |
No Midfield for Old Men
A fantasy drama where Ipswich play 4 young town youth in midfield who pass opponents off the park and lead us back to the premiership | |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 22:16 - Dec 22 with 1705 views | Coastalblue |
The Silence Of The Lambert
A feel good fantasy where the incompetent and tyrannical ruler is overthrown by a fresh faced up and coming local hero. | |
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| Films that *could* be Christmas films in 2020 on 22:57 - Dec 22 with 1676 views | syntaxerror |
All I want for Christmas is No deal with EU
Starring JRM, Peter Bone, Marc (Fight them on the Beaches) Francois, Bill Cash and IDS.
Guest Stars: Pritti Patel and Demonic Raab
Plot Summary
An EU immigrant, bearded and dressed in red, enters UK airspace. He might be from the North Pole, but as that is close to Russia, Finland or Norway, Raab orders his sleigh shot down by the RAF.
Shot down over Witham in Essex, the Secretary of State, after finding out where is actually is, despatches a crack team of mercenaries to round up the survivors.
This crack team of mercenaries, lead by Marc (kill it if it doesn't speak English, has brown skin or is taller than me) Francois, gets into action. Very quickly Ian Duncan Smith spots the communist amongst them, due to his red nose. The Marxist Rudolph is despatched fast. Peter Bone and Bill Cash corner Donner and Blitzen near a Kebab shop and are tempted to let them go, as both like a Donner, but when Marc reminds them these are German names, Ten German Bombers etc etc, they are despatched without remorse.
Prancer and Dancer are quickly found while carol singing (Straight reindeer don't do that) and despatched by JRM.
IDS vanishes with Vixen and Cupid, who honestly guv, only look 15, really they aint.
This just leaves our bearded EU immigrant on the run with Comet.
Where do they go next? Will St Marcus (Rashford, not Evans) help them deliver their gifts to humanity. Will the evil EU immigrant be caught. What role has the secret Chinese agent, See Nineteen have to play...
Catch the next episode tomorrow, all will be revealed. |  | | |
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