| TWTD Bar is open - 12:20 - Jan 8 with 3565 views | Keno |
in keeping with current thread I have arranged for a young sexy nubile wench to attend to your every need
so who wants what then
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:47 - Jan 8 with 1475 views | Guthrum |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:22 - Jan 8 by Ftnfwest |
That's 'Capitel' to you |
More 'Capitelle', by the looks of it. |  |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:54 - Jan 8 with 1470 views | hoppy |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:22 - Jan 8 by Ftnfwest |
Had several in there about 3 or 4 years ago on a cold winters night but was pretty full and the roaring fires were going. They had it chilled just beautifully, although by the end of the evening i was only capable of saying 'flibble' so i may have imagined it! |
Ah,... you were meaning the condition of the beer?! I thought you were meaning they did some kind of 'special' delivery service for you when they served you?
Yes, out of lockdown, I've often been in there for a couple on a monday evening after an improv class I've been doing, and I would agree, the Ghost Ship has been very well served and enjoyed. |  |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:54 - Jan 8 with 1468 views | Keno |
Half past 2 | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:57 - Jan 8 with 1465 views | hoppy |
Would've thought this would be more suited for you...
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:17 - Jan 8 with 1453 views | eireblue |
Uh oh......you better take the marrow soup off the evening menu.
And I’ll need a bottle a vodka, and a spatula. |  | | |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:28 - Jan 8 with 1448 views | Keno |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:17 - Jan 8 by eireblue |
Uh oh......you better take the marrow soup off the evening menu.
And I’ll need a bottle a vodka, and a spatula. |
sorry I had to take a dump
do you need any limes with the Vodka and the spatula? | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:39 - Jan 8 with 1445 views | eireblue |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:28 - Jan 8 by Keno |
sorry I had to take a dump
do you need any limes with the Vodka and the spatula? |
It’s .....ummmmm......more the bottle that I really need right now, you can keep the Vodka
.......what.....really,......okay........
yep we can make use of the limes. | | | |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:42 - Jan 8 with 1440 views | hoppy |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:39 - Jan 8 by eireblue |
It’s .....ummmmm......more the bottle that I really need right now, you can keep the Vodka
.......what.....really,......okay........
yep we can make use of the limes. |
But the spatula is absolutely essential though? | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 15:30 - Jan 8 with 1434 views | Ftnfwest |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:54 - Jan 8 by hoppy |
Ah,... you were meaning the condition of the beer?! I thought you were meaning they did some kind of 'special' delivery service for you when they served you?
Yes, out of lockdown, I've often been in there for a couple on a monday evening after an improv class I've been doing, and I would agree, the Ghost Ship has been very well served and enjoyed. |
well it was that plus the 'backroom' delivery facility as well....ahem |  | | |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 15:37 - Jan 8 with 1427 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:54 - Jan 8 by hoppy |
Ah,... you were meaning the condition of the beer?! I thought you were meaning they did some kind of 'special' delivery service for you when they served you?
Yes, out of lockdown, I've often been in there for a couple on a monday evening after an improv class I've been doing, and I would agree, the Ghost Ship has been very well served and enjoyed. |
"improv class"?
Is the one of the unqualifiedyes ones?
I saw those, thought I might have a go, but as I was about to sign up, a herd of wildebeeste stormed the front door, and helicopters appeared overhead, dropping scores of SWAT operatives who thought I was an international jewel thief, so I had to deal with all that.....
A lucky escape for you..... |  |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:06 - Jan 8 with 1407 views | eireblue |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 14:42 - Jan 8 by hoppy |
But the spatula is absolutely essential though? |
Hmmmm, you’re right, now the jugs are out, there is only so much I can handle.
Going to need another stiff one, barman. [Post edited 8 Jan 2021 17:10]
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:18 - Jan 8 with 1396 views | Keno |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:06 - Jan 8 by eireblue |
Hmmmm, you’re right, now the jugs are out, there is only so much I can handle.
Going to need another stiff one, barman. [Post edited 8 Jan 2021 17:10]
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Maybe you’d like to try something new?
Fancy a slow screw on the beach? | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:33 - Jan 8 with 1391 views | eireblue |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:18 - Jan 8 by Keno |
Maybe you’d like to try something new?
Fancy a slow screw on the beach? |
Well, It’s been all fingers and thumbs today.
So, yea if you use a straw, sure slide it in over here, ‘cause I am not sure I’m keeping anything up now. | | | |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:44 - Jan 8 with 1385 views | hoppy |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 15:37 - Jan 8 by Ewan_Oozami |
"improv class"?
Is the one of the unqualifiedyes ones?
I saw those, thought I might have a go, but as I was about to sign up, a herd of wildebeeste stormed the front door, and helicopters appeared overhead, dropping scores of SWAT operatives who thought I was an international jewel thief, so I had to deal with all that.....
A lucky escape for you..... |
Yep. It was with the unqualified yes - I started a beginners class back in Sept 2019, and we were doing a monthly performance improv night at The Bull for a few months before Lockdown 1.0 happened and we had to take it online.
Blimey - I can only imagine how that must've caused you untold amounts of stress and worry with all that going on. Just as well you didn't make it inside with all that outside, as inside we were probably dealing with a trombone-playing hippo trying to serve us cocktails whilst rollerskating across a beach... so you'd have gone from the frying pan into the fire...
If you are seriously interested in doing some when it all gets going again, then go for it. I jumped into it without ever having done something like it before, and completely out of my comfort zone, and I've loved doing it. Great fun. | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:45 - Jan 8 with 1383 views | hoppy |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 17:33 - Jan 8 by eireblue |
Well, It’s been all fingers and thumbs today.
So, yea if you use a straw, sure slide it in over here, ‘cause I am not sure I’m keeping anything up now. |
"all fingers and thumbs"?
Didn't know you had a bit of Norfolk in you? | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:39 - Jan 8 with 1351 views | WeWereZombies |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 13:57 - Jan 8 by hoppy |
Would've thought this would be more suited for you...
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Intending to get leathered?
I'll join by ordering a six pack of twenty shilling ale - but I'm looking for quantity discount so am only going to pay a fiver for that... |  |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:41 - Jan 8 with 1349 views | Keno |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:39 - Jan 8 by WeWereZombies |
Intending to get leathered?
I'll join by ordering a six pack of twenty shilling ale - but I'm looking for quantity discount so am only going to pay a fiver for that... |
Welcome zombie you’ve been missed | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:45 - Jan 8 with 1348 views | WeWereZombies |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:41 - Jan 8 by Keno |
Welcome zombie you’ve been missed |
In some ways I am still missing - but on the plus side I reckon I can claim to be the only poster who has fist bumped a policeman carrying a sub-machine gun this week... | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 23:17 - Jan 8 with 1339 views | hoppy |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 22:45 - Jan 8 by WeWereZombies |
In some ways I am still missing - but on the plus side I reckon I can claim to be the only poster who has fist bumped a policeman carrying a sub-machine gun this week... |
If you're carrying a sub-machine gun, you really shouldn't be fist bumping policemen, in case you're not completely in control and accidentally shoot them. | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:37 - Jan 9 with 1306 views | WeWereZombies |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 23:17 - Jan 8 by hoppy |
If you're carrying a sub-machine gun, you really shouldn't be fist bumping policemen, in case you're not completely in control and accidentally shoot them. |
Now I have got a bit of wi-fi I can, perhaps, explain myself a bit better. It was the policeman carrying the sub-machine gun (I left my 'How to survive in a war zone' book behind in Scotland as I didn't expect to encounter sub-machine guns close up but I am fairly sure that it was neither an AK-47 or an Uzi. It looked more ancient, was there ever an AK-23.5?
Anyway, my landlady was insisting that we kept the New Year's Day bonfire going but the police were unhappy because there were refuelling a boat on the next jetty. This seemed to involve emptying red diesel from a fifty gallon blue plastic drum into an open funnel...
A compromise was reached by my agreeing to move the bonfire in a cardboard box, piece by piece - not all at once. Hence the fist bump. | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:40 - Jan 9 with 1301 views | Keno |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:37 - Jan 9 by WeWereZombies |
Now I have got a bit of wi-fi I can, perhaps, explain myself a bit better. It was the policeman carrying the sub-machine gun (I left my 'How to survive in a war zone' book behind in Scotland as I didn't expect to encounter sub-machine guns close up but I am fairly sure that it was neither an AK-47 or an Uzi. It looked more ancient, was there ever an AK-23.5?
Anyway, my landlady was insisting that we kept the New Year's Day bonfire going but the police were unhappy because there were refuelling a boat on the next jetty. This seemed to involve emptying red diesel from a fifty gallon blue plastic drum into an open funnel...
A compromise was reached by my agreeing to move the bonfire in a cardboard box, piece by piece - not all at once. Hence the fist bump. |
so basically, in order to prevent being arrested for arson you were fisted by a policemen at gunpoint?
I may have misread that | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:17 - Jan 11 with 1257 views | WeWereZombies |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:40 - Jan 9 by Keno |
so basically, in order to prevent being arrested for arson you were fisted by a policemen at gunpoint?
I may have misread that |
Well thank you for the slurs upon my character that your assumptions have provided...I would just like to point out that is was a friendly fist bump in acknowledgement of the sterling duty that a bit of good old fashioned British intervention could provide to resolve a tricky situation. You see, Brexit is working already...
I would also like to point out that I was not actually carrying burning wood in a cardboard box but had folded up the cardboard box to hold the wood (as in timber wood, not 'Got Wood', and only a few bits of the wood were in flame, most were only smouldering.
As an aside on the AK23.5, did it have a magnificent leather strap with the coat of arms of the Panamanian naval police proudly embossed upon it? No...bungee cord... | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:21 - Jan 11 with 1255 views | footers |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:17 - Jan 11 by WeWereZombies |
Well thank you for the slurs upon my character that your assumptions have provided...I would just like to point out that is was a friendly fist bump in acknowledgement of the sterling duty that a bit of good old fashioned British intervention could provide to resolve a tricky situation. You see, Brexit is working already...
I would also like to point out that I was not actually carrying burning wood in a cardboard box but had folded up the cardboard box to hold the wood (as in timber wood, not 'Got Wood', and only a few bits of the wood were in flame, most were only smouldering.
As an aside on the AK23.5, did it have a magnificent leather strap with the coat of arms of the Panamanian naval police proudly embossed upon it? No...bungee cord... |
I see you've been helping out wkj with her garden again.
Good to see you back posting, young man. |  |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 20:48 - Jan 11 with 1233 views | WeWereZombies |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:21 - Jan 11 by footers |
I see you've been helping out wkj with her garden again.
Good to see you back posting, young man. |
I am merely acting upon the suggestion that No wood be moved on to an insignificant corner of Central America... | |
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| TWTD Bar is open - on 20:56 - Jan 11 with 1229 views | Keno |
| TWTD Bar is open - on 16:17 - Jan 11 by WeWereZombies |
Well thank you for the slurs upon my character that your assumptions have provided...I would just like to point out that is was a friendly fist bump in acknowledgement of the sterling duty that a bit of good old fashioned British intervention could provide to resolve a tricky situation. You see, Brexit is working already...
I would also like to point out that I was not actually carrying burning wood in a cardboard box but had folded up the cardboard box to hold the wood (as in timber wood, not 'Got Wood', and only a few bits of the wood were in flame, most were only smouldering.
As an aside on the AK23.5, did it have a magnificent leather strap with the coat of arms of the Panamanian naval police proudly embossed upon it? No...bungee cord... |
Hehe
I am sure my post has in no way reduced anyones assumptions regarding your character
Hows life hear the Artic Circle? | |
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