| ITFC Haiku's 22:21 - Feb 10 with 2491 views | Darkblue |
Given our current demise, I'm sure some Haiku's will lighten the mood. I'll start:
Paul Lambert is bad
He does not manage well
I want him to leave |  | | |  |
| ITFC Haiku's on 22:29 - Feb 10 with 2178 views | CokeIsKey |
Dear Marcus Evans
Be careful what you wish for
Four more gloomy years |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 22:34 - Feb 10 with 2156 views | Moriarty |
Winter winds are here
We wander with weary wounds
Renew Kieron Dyer [Post edited 10 Feb 2021 23:03]
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| ITFC Haiku's on 22:36 - Feb 10 with 2149 views | J2BLUE |
Passionate leader
We dream of Kieron Dyer
Sack Paul Lambert now |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 22:38 - Feb 10 with 2143 views | J2BLUE |
Promised us glory
But only delivered pain
Please end this story | |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 22:46 - Feb 10 with 2115 views | Kropotkin123 |
Sorry to do this
Seven syllables not six
That's a Haiku fail [Post edited 10 Feb 2021 22:47]
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| ITFC Haiku's on 00:04 - Feb 11 with 2057 views | joepublic |
Sliding down the league
Fans writhe in pain forgotten
Conman laughs loud |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 00:04 - Feb 11 with 2057 views | CrayonKing |
We were really good
I know all about pressure
I've played for big clubs |  | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 00:54 - Feb 11 with 2011 views | BLUEBEAT |
These posts are Senryū
Not particularly Haiku
Enjoyable all the same |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 01:00 - Feb 11 with 2005 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| ITFC Haiku's on 00:54 - Feb 11 by BLUEBEAT |
These posts are Senryū
Not particularly Haiku
Enjoyable all the same |
Moriarty's is a pure Haiku.
As is this:
Snowbound Portman Road
Is this the deepest winter?
Now our tears are ice. |  | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 01:15 - Feb 11 with 1995 views | DropCliffsNotBombs |
We stood and we sang,
Clapped as the ship slowly sank.
It is nae normal. |  | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 01:21 - Feb 11 with 1988 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| ITFC Haiku's on 01:00 - Feb 11 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Moriarty's is a pure Haiku.
As is this:
Snowbound Portman Road
Is this the deepest winter?
Now our tears are ice. |
Deadened atmosphere.
In chill still air swirls dense fog
Obscuring top six.
Frozen cardboard fans
Locked in thoughts of years gone by
Just like Paul Lambert.
The tree on the roof
Stands bare and exposed, leafless.
There are no green shoots.
A month until Spring
When, mathematically,
An end can bring life. | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 08:49 - Feb 11 with 1868 views | Darkblue |
Thank you for all these
I'll send all to Lee O' Neill
This cold winter day | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's (n/t) on 10:19 - Feb 11 with 1814 views | joepublic |
The East wind blows cold
Forgotten fans walk home blue
Sign at club says souled
Edit 3(predictive text ahhh) [Post edited 11 Feb 2021 11:56]
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| ITFC Haiku's on 11:29 - Feb 11 with 1774 views | CrayonKing |
A five year contract
Marcus, what were you thinking?
Now we're stuck with him | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 11:31 - Feb 11 with 1770 views | Keno |
Lambert Sh1t Sh1t Sh1t
f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck
balls balls balls balls balls |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 11:34 - Feb 11 with 1766 views | JakeITFC |
Thought the lads played well
Absolutely brilliant
Couldn't ask for more |  | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 11:37 - Feb 11 with 1762 views | Swansea_Blue |
| ITFC Haiku's on 11:31 - Feb 11 by Keno |
Lambert Sh1t Sh1t Sh1t
f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck f4ck
balls balls balls balls balls |
About as good as it gets. All this poncy, lefty rubbish - none of these poems even rhyme! |  |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 12:26 - Feb 11 with 1739 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| ITFC Haiku's on 11:37 - Feb 11 by Swansea_Blue |
About as good as it gets. All this poncy, lefty rubbish - none of these poems even rhyme! |
Would that be a limerick that you are after, sir?
Persisting with just one up front
Leaves us dull and toothless and blunt
So Lambert's the worst
(Plumbing depths below Hurst)
Oh Evans, will you please sack the
Struggling with the last line. That rhyming thing's much harder than it looks, Swansea, think I'll stick to Haiku. | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 12:56 - Feb 11 with 1717 views | Half_Idiot |
What is a Haiku?
I am not entirely sure
This will have to do | | | |
| ITFC Haikus on 13:03 - Feb 11 with 1709 views | SamWhiteUK |
Neither Paul Lambert
Nor Marcus Evans have a
clue about football |  | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 13:04 - Feb 11 with 1707 views | SamWhiteUK |
Get out of our club
The sooner the better, Paul
Pack your bags and go | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 13:04 - Feb 11 with 1696 views | Swansea_Blue |
| ITFC Haiku's on 12:26 - Feb 11 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Would that be a limerick that you are after, sir?
Persisting with just one up front
Leaves us dull and toothless and blunt
So Lambert's the worst
(Plumbing depths below Hurst)
Oh Evans, will you please sack the
Struggling with the last line. That rhyming thing's much harder than it looks, Swansea, think I'll stick to Haiku. |
^Bard of the board. Def info  | |
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| ITFC Haiku's on 13:06 - Feb 11 with 1693 views | SamWhiteUK |
Evans seems to think
Lambert can turn this around
Has he lost his mind? | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 13:07 - Feb 11 with 1690 views | SamWhiteUK |
Paul Lambert is by
far the worst manager this
club has ever seen | | | |
| ITFC Haiku's on 13:35 - Feb 11 with 1673 views | SamWhiteUK |
Youngsters out on loan
Other teams' youths join on loan
"Can't rely on loans" [Post edited 11 Feb 2021 15:12]
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