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Woke Up This Morning... 03:38 - Jun 18 with 1316 viewsTangledupin_Blue

...looked at clock.

Got myself ready for the day. Made tea.

Then thought "why is it still dark?"

Because when I looked at clock I thought it said 5 o'clock but it didn't. It said 3 o'clock. Should've put my glasses on!

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Woke Up This Morning... on 03:43 - Jun 18 with 1272 viewsTangledupin_Blue

20 views in 5 minutes at this time of day. Blimey...

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Woke Up This Morning... on 05:44 - Jun 18 with 1206 viewsOldsmoker

Woke Up This Morning... on 03:43 - Jun 18 by Tangledupin_Blue

20 views in 5 minutes at this time of day. Blimey...


There's an England match on today.
There's only about 14 hours drinking time left till kick-off.
Of course people are up early.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Woke Up This Morning... on 06:43 - Jun 18 with 1111 viewsWeWereZombies

Dragged a comb across your head...

Made the bus in seconds flat...

Then you went into a dream...

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Woke Up This Morning... on 06:48 - Jun 18 with 1082 viewsPendejo

Was it you with the chainsaw that woke me up before 5am?

A chainsaw ffs, I guess a tree had fallen into railway tracks and they had to clear it.

uberima fides
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Woke Up This Morning... on 06:49 - Jun 18 with 1080 viewsKeno

thought this was a classic 'make your own' blues song thread

I woke up this morning and I looked at my clock ........

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Woke Up This Morning... on 06:55 - Jun 18 with 1058 viewsWeWereZombies

Woke Up This Morning... on 06:49 - Jun 18 by Keno

thought this was a classic 'make your own' blues song thread

I woke up this morning and I looked at my clock ........


Then looked down at my groin and there were spots on my cock

I got them clinic visit blues again

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Woke Up This Morning... on 07:01 - Jun 18 with 1039 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Woke Up This Morning... on 06:49 - Jun 18 by Keno

thought this was a classic 'make your own' blues song thread

I woke up this morning and I looked at my clock ........


In blues music at 3am you are still in the bar ordering one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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Woke Up This Morning... on 07:09 - Jun 18 with 1002 viewsKeno

Woke Up This Morning... on 07:01 - Jun 18 by Tangledupin_Blue

In blues music at 3am you are still in the bar ordering one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.


That’s not a bad lyric but it doesn’t scan as well as zombies one

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Woke Up This Morning... on 08:28 - Jun 18 with 866 viewsNthQldITFC

Woke Up This Morning... on 06:48 - Jun 18 by Pendejo

Was it you with the chainsaw that woke me up before 5am?

A chainsaw ffs, I guess a tree had fallen into railway tracks and they had to clear it.


Being woken up by a bloke with a chainsaw would tend to make me foul the bed.

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Woke Up This Morning... on 08:33 - Jun 18 with 847 viewsGeoffSentence

Did you think about leaving the house?

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Woke Up This Morning... on 09:38 - Jun 18 with 757 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Woke up this morning, had to make a cup of tea.
(I said I) Woke up this morning, had to make a cup of tea.
I thought it was five, but it was only bl00dy three!

Then again ....


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I thought it sounded like the crap bit.... on 09:50 - Jun 18 with 735 viewsBloots

Woke Up This Morning... on 06:49 - Jun 18 by Keno

thought this was a classic 'make your own' blues song thread

I woke up this morning and I looked at my clock ........


...in the middle of "A day in the life" that McCartney wrote.

"He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025)

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I thought it sounded like the crap bit.... on 10:02 - Jun 18 with 708 viewsWeWereZombies

I thought it sounded like the crap bit.... on 09:50 - Jun 18 by Bloots

...in the middle of "A day in the life" that McCartney wrote.


Yes, thank you, I've already done the pastiche further up the thread. And it's not crap (McCartney's bit, my pastiche however...)

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Woke Up This Morning... on 11:09 - Jun 18 with 637 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Woke Up This Morning... on 07:09 - Jun 18 by Keno

That’s not a bad lyric but it doesn’t scan as well as zombies one



aka House Rent Blues

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I missed that.... on 11:10 - Jun 18 with 632 viewsBloots

I thought it sounded like the crap bit.... on 10:02 - Jun 18 by WeWereZombies

Yes, thank you, I've already done the pastiche further up the thread. And it's not crap (McCartney's bit, my pastiche however...)


....thankfully.

Yes, they are both crap, although yours is marginally better than Macca's.

"He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025)

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