| The Big V 15:28 - Jun 21 with 3256 views | Cotty |
El Snippo. Anybody taken the plunge? |  | | |  |
| The Big V on 15:30 - Jun 21 with 2039 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Plunge is not the word I'd use tbf.... |  |
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| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 with 2044 views | Swansea_Blue |
An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins  ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked. |  |
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| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 with 2018 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue |
An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked. |
Holy crap that's terrifying | | | |
| The Big V on 15:32 - Jun 21 with 2014 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue |
An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked. |
Oh apparently you have about 20 bullets left after they do the procedure. Or did he just have super spunk? | | | |
| The Big V on 15:33 - Jun 21 with 2004 views | Swansea_Blue |
| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
Holy crap that's terrifying |
Yeah, that was pretty much his reaction too. Although I'm sure he loves his kids. I don't think he was too chuffed about having to go back to have the process repeated.
I suspect this happens incredibly rarely, so don't let me put you off! | |
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| And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 with 1998 views | Bloots |
| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue |
An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked. |
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| And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:34 - Jun 21 with 1989 views | Cotty |
| And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 by Bloots |
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HA, good point! | | | |
| The Big V on 15:35 - Jun 21 with 1986 views | azuremerlangus |
Yes. No real drama TBH.
The bit what threw me a little was it was performed by three females - not an issue but I just hadn’t thought it would be females involved. The strange situation not helped by my penis going AWOL due to stage fright at the time! |  |
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| And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:36 - Jun 21 with 1970 views | Swansea_Blue |
| And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 by Bloots |
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| The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 with 1970 views | Cotty |
I can also recommend the lobotomy kit in this range | | | |
| The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 with 1963 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Just a thought, once you're sorted, maybe you could add your experience to the ball shaving thread? | |
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| The Big V on 15:38 - Jun 21 with 1954 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 by Ewan_Oozami |
Just a thought, once you're sorted, maybe you could add your experience to the ball shaving thread? |
I was honestly just wondering to myself if I should shave beforehand because I am somewhat hirsute | | | |
| The Big V on 15:39 - Jun 21 with 1943 views | GeoffSentence |
Yep, twice. |  |
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| The Big V on 15:42 - Jun 21 with 1930 views | Cotty |
Why twice?! Another failed vasectomy story??! | | | |
| The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 with 1932 views | PMac13 |
| The Big V on 15:38 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
I was honestly just wondering to myself if I should shave beforehand because I am somewhat hirsute |
Got snipped around 10 years ago, really odd sensation but not to bad. Was away camping at the time so had to drive back specifically to get it done. Big mistake, advice was to go home and relax for 48 hours... instead drove back, slept on an uncomfortable airbed, then went on a day out to Longleat (including loads of walking and the maze). Then had to pack up the camp and drive home...
Long story short could barely walk for three days and nuts the size of coconuts... Oh and fear not, no shaving involved |  | | |
| The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 with 1924 views | GeoffSentence |
| The Big V on 15:42 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
Why twice?! Another failed vasectomy story??! |
Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.
This is something that I am absurdly proud of. | |
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| The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 1908 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.
This is something that I am absurdly proud of. |
Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children. | | | |
| The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 1909 views | Swansea_Blue |
| The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.
This is something that I am absurdly proud of. |
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| The Big V on 15:46 - Jun 21 with 1896 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.
This is something that I am absurdly proud of. |
I just looked it up, 1-2 in 1000 men have vasectomy failure. Looks like you rolled a hard 1000 | | | |
| The Big V on 15:49 - Jun 21 with 1883 views | GeoffSentence |
| The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue |
An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked. |
You shoot a wad into a pot and they check for swimmers. It's standard procedure afterwards. | |
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| The Big V on 15:50 - Jun 21 with 1878 views | catch74 |
| The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children. |
How many have you got, two for me and I’m in awe of anyone with more than that.
My mate, who has five, said it got easier after two. |  |
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| The Big V on 15:50 - Jun 21 with 1875 views | Warkystache |
| The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children. |
Just take a meat cleaver to your nuts? |  |
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| The Big V on 15:52 - Jun 21 with 1859 views | GeoffSentence |
| The Big V on 15:46 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
I just looked it up, 1-2 in 1000 men have vasectomy failure. Looks like you rolled a hard 1000 |
I do wonder if I distracted the surgeon mid-op by asking if he had any previous failures. He seemed to take great offence at the suggestion, snapped back at me that he'd never had a failure. Might have put him off his stroke so to speak. | |
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