| The Big V 15:28 - Jun 21 with 3262 views | Cotty |
El Snippo. Anybody taken the plunge? |  | | |  |
| The Big V on 15:56 - Jun 21 with 1196 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:50 - Jun 21 by catch74 |
How many have you got, two for me and I’m in awe of anyone with more than that.
My mate, who has five, said it got easier after two. |
Two and I'm tapping out. The youngest is currently keeping us up all hours which is maybe hastening my decision making process! | | | |
| The Big V on 15:56 - Jun 21 with 1198 views | Ftnfwest |
many years ago, and like GS 2 attempts! Both in London after work and had to travel home on the train |  | | |
| The Big V on 15:57 - Jun 21 with 1194 views | Fixed_It |
Yes. A long time ago so my recollection is vague. I do remember feeling incredibly vulnerable when coaching a basketball session shortly afterwards though... |  |
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| The Big V on 16:00 - Jun 21 with 1176 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 15:57 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It |
Yes. A long time ago so my recollection is vague. I do remember feeling incredibly vulnerable when coaching a basketball session shortly afterwards though... |
Is this the reason for your username? | | | |
| The Big V on 16:02 - Jun 21 with 1169 views | giant_stow |
Nope: no need for terrifying surgery when you've been with your mrs for nearly 30 years. |  |
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| The Big V on 16:03 - Jun 21 with 1164 views | catch74 |
| The Big V on 15:56 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
Two and I'm tapping out. The youngest is currently keeping us up all hours which is maybe hastening my decision making process! |
If love to say it gets easier… |  |
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| The Big V on 16:09 - Jun 21 with 1145 views | Pinewoodblue |
| The Big V on 15:49 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
You shoot a wad into a pot and they check for swimmers. It's standard procedure afterwards. |
They play safe two zero counts before you get the all clear. |  |
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| The Big V on 16:14 - Jun 21 with 1131 views | Cotty |
| The Big V on 16:03 - Jun 21 by catch74 |
If love to say it gets easier… |
It really does though, doesn't it? Is there anything worse than not getting more than 1 hour of sleep in a row, ever? If you're going to moan about teenagers, I'll swap with you  | | | |
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| The Big V on 16:20 - Jun 21 with 1123 views | GeoffSentence |
| The Big V on 15:56 - Jun 21 by Ftnfwest |
many years ago, and like GS 2 attempts! Both in London after work and had to travel home on the train |
are you proud of your boys too? |  |
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| The Big V on 16:23 - Jun 21 with 1115 views | Ftnfwest |
| The Big V on 16:20 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
are you proud of your boys too? |
they went down fighting | | | |
| The Big V on 16:24 - Jun 21 with 1110 views | Swansea_Blue |
| The Big V on 15:49 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
You shoot a wad into a pot and they check for swimmers. It's standard procedure afterwards. |
That's obvious really isn't it. I was trying to not think through the detailed actions, as much as Cotty seems like a decent fella. |  |
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| The Big V on 16:25 - Jun 21 with 1109 views | Keno |
| The Big V on 15:33 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue |
Yeah, that was pretty much his reaction too. Although I'm sure he loves his kids. I don't think he was too chuffed about having to go back to have the process repeated.
I suspect this happens incredibly rarely, so don't let me put you off! |
I misread that last line and though you have written pull not put |  |
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| The Big V on 16:26 - Jun 21 with 1108 views | catch74 |
| The Big V on 16:14 - Jun 21 by Cotty |
It really does though, doesn't it? Is there anything worse than not getting more than 1 hour of sleep in a row, ever? If you're going to moan about teenagers, I'll swap with you |
Different problems, you’re right - I’ll stick with teens!! | |
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| The Big V on 07:44 - Jun 22 with 1035 views | StuartBrett8 |
I had mine 15 years ago, Mrs nearly died during our twins arriving and it was decided it was too dangerous to risk having anymore kids and I was getting done. Got it booked thinking it would be a long wait but lucky me there was a cancellation. Mrs watched the procedure as well at a GP practice in Norwich. No issues with the op, had to wear two pairs of pants for a couple of day's and a full week of 'purging' the back log and I got a certificate of blankness :) |  |
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| The Big V on 08:00 - Jun 22 with 1021 views | MJallday |
After mine, my doctor told me to stop masterbating
I asked why and he said “because I’m trying to examine you” |  |
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| The Big V on 08:05 - Jun 22 with 1015 views | bluelagos |
| The Big V on 15:49 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence |
You shoot a wad into a pot and they check for swimmers. It's standard procedure afterwards. |
"Shooting into a pot"
So when I was a student, a mate heard about sperm doning as a way to earn some cash. £20 for a few mins work sounded good so he went along to the donor clinic.
A nurse showed him into a private room where they have helpfully left some jazz mags to assist with the donation. He duly sat down and prepared for the moment and just as he reached the point he looked around for the pot and he'd left it on the other side of the room.
So he jumps up and runs to get it simultaneously spunking all down his trousers, shoes and floor. By the time he grabbed it he could only squeeze a couple more drops out.
He told me the worst part was when handing it to the nurse, and the look of disapointment in her face. |  |
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| The Big V on 08:17 - Jun 22 with 1002 views | Kropotkin123 |
| The Big V on 08:05 - Jun 22 by bluelagos |
"Shooting into a pot"
So when I was a student, a mate heard about sperm doning as a way to earn some cash. £20 for a few mins work sounded good so he went along to the donor clinic.
A nurse showed him into a private room where they have helpfully left some jazz mags to assist with the donation. He duly sat down and prepared for the moment and just as he reached the point he looked around for the pot and he'd left it on the other side of the room.
So he jumps up and runs to get it simultaneously spunking all down his trousers, shoes and floor. By the time he grabbed it he could only squeeze a couple more drops out.
He told me the worst part was when handing it to the nurse, and the look of disapointment in her face. |
Hahaha, that can't be true, surely? It doesn't read like it's been made-up. Definitely a "mate"?
@OP: I haven't got it done, but will when I've had children. So maybe in 5y time or so. |  |
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| The Big V on 08:19 - Jun 22 with 999 views | mikeybloo88 |
It's one of those ops which you dread a bit before having it, but turns out to be much less unpleasant than you imagined...the days after aren't too comfortable mind. Cataract ops the same, if anyone ever faces one...sound grim but much easier than you imagine. |  | | |
| The Big V on 08:48 - Jun 22 with 970 views | bluelagos |
| The Big V on 08:17 - Jun 22 by Kropotkin123 |
Hahaha, that can't be true, surely? It doesn't read like it's been made-up. Definitely a "mate"?
@OP: I haven't got it done, but will when I've had children. So maybe in 5y time or so. |
It was a mate, and it's how he told it :-) | |
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| The Big V on 09:45 - Jun 22 with 943 views | NthQldITFC |
| The Big V on 08:05 - Jun 22 by bluelagos |
"Shooting into a pot"
So when I was a student, a mate heard about sperm doning as a way to earn some cash. £20 for a few mins work sounded good so he went along to the donor clinic.
A nurse showed him into a private room where they have helpfully left some jazz mags to assist with the donation. He duly sat down and prepared for the moment and just as he reached the point he looked around for the pot and he'd left it on the other side of the room.
So he jumps up and runs to get it simultaneously spunking all down his trousers, shoes and floor. By the time he grabbed it he could only squeeze a couple more drops out.
He told me the worst part was when handing it to the nurse, and the look of disapointment in her face. |
I often skip-read things these days as I'm quite busy writing inane drivel, so I tend to read part way through a post or article and then skip to the last three words to make sure I've got the gist of the thing. I read through your post up to 'trousers, shoes and'. |  |
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