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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? 13:35 - Nov 5 with 2186 views

(look at me!)

I finally made the over 45s squad and am looking at the honour of 5 mins on at the end as a sub in midfield - wo! Anyone got any tips on how to play football and not make a fool of yourself?

Unfortunately, Abdul got left out and isn't very happy about it. Team politics is new to me.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 16:56 - Nov 5 with 403 views

Coastalblue

I think it's 20 years since my last 11 a side game, I was horrendously bad but somehow got picked every week, I put it down to shouting a lot like I know what I'm doing and kicking somebody up in the air every ten minutes or so.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 16:56 - Nov 5 with 403 views

TRUE_BLUE123

Let them know you are there straight from the first whistle.

But seriously, you normally have more time that you think, and if under pressure, just hook it.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:02 - Nov 5 with 398 views

You_Bloo_Right

Make your mark.

A two footed lunge should do the trick.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:08 - Nov 5 with 378 views

Coastalblue

Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:02 - Nov 5 by You_Bloo_Right
Make your mark. A two footed lunge should do the trick.

12 toes all at once?

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:14 - Nov 5 with 368 views

You_Bloo_Right

Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:08 - Nov 5 by Coastalblue
12 toes all at once?

Ah yes, hadn't considered that.

Perhaps a little OTT.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 17:17 - Nov 5 with 368 views

NthQldITFC

A gentle nip of your direct opponent's testicles in the first five minutes of the game usually sets the tone.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 19:54 - Nov 5 with 331 views

Ryorry

Starting with just walking around the dressing room/corridor, make sure you do the full range of warm-up exercises, esp the ham-string ones, or you could be out of the game with your first kick, followed by being a pain in the house to poor Lady Ullaa for the next 4 weeks ðŸ‘


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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 20:10 - Nov 5 with 320 views

Oldboy

Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 14:17 - Nov 5 by giant_stow
Ah another fatblokefooty bod! I have bought new boots for the occasion so will take your advice. Hope your foot is better now.

They are giving a game to a "fatblokefooty bod". They ain't taking it that seriously

Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 20:48 - Nov 5 with 307 views

Swansea_Blue

The last time I played I felt like I was a cross between Ramos, Hoddle and Cruyff. The trouble is, people kept laughing at me and so you probably don't want any advice from me. If it's an over 45 team, console yourself that you won't have to deal with 20 year olds buzzing around and everyone will be equally unfit (or at least you can become as unfit as them with a bit of practice).

Other than that, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

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Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 12:07 - Nov 6 with 255 views

ITFC_1988

I’m awful at football but love playing. But a quote from Joey Barton (shudder) is something that I try to do, which is take the ball off players better than me, and immediately pass to players better than me. Seems to do the trick and that way I feel that I’m contributing without doing anything too fancy (which I am incapable of doing).

Any tips for playing in an actual proper team please? on 12:12 - Nov 6 with 248 views

Coastalblue

So when is this game? perhaps we should arrange local meet up and come and give you support from the sidelines?

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