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Starmer to resign 15:12 - May 9 with 10494 viewsGlasgowBlue

If he's issued an FPN*.

Very clever and puts the ball back into Johnson's court.

*Durham Police have already said that they do not issue FPN's retrospectively, so he won't need to resign even of found guilty of breaking the lockdown rules.

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Starmer to resign on 19:52 - May 12 with 561 viewsDarth_Koont

Starmer to resign on 19:49 - May 12 by Lord_Lucan



Haha! Just too good.

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Starmer to resign on 20:06 - May 12 with 540 viewsLord_Lucan

Starmer to resign on 19:52 - May 12 by Darth_Koont

Haha! Just too good.


I always remember you told me you have Curb enactments with your daughter, brilliant stuff!

W used to do Lucan family Partridge evenings and we still quote things on an almost daily basis.

Problem is though, currently 8 Lucans living in Lucan towers and none of them like Curb, in fact they can't stand it.

Every now and then my future ex wife takes it upon herself to moan about the lack of space on the Sky recording thing, I've got b"gger all on it, it's full of wifes stuff, real life murder things, Call the Midwife, Gogglebox and that thing where women are abused from birth, can't remember what it's called but the only bit I've seen a few of them get mowed down by a train trying to escape.

Anyhoo, she flicks through all this cr4p which takes up all the space and then bellows "Oh!, Curb your Enthusiasm, 110 episodes!

Edit - I was trying to find the clip where Larry was giving the Palestian bird one and from memory she was abusing him and he loved it - couldn't find it.
[Post edited 12 May 2022 20:09]

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Starmer to resign on 21:01 - May 12 with 494 viewsDarth_Koont

Starmer to resign on 20:06 - May 12 by Lord_Lucan

I always remember you told me you have Curb enactments with your daughter, brilliant stuff!

W used to do Lucan family Partridge evenings and we still quote things on an almost daily basis.

Problem is though, currently 8 Lucans living in Lucan towers and none of them like Curb, in fact they can't stand it.

Every now and then my future ex wife takes it upon herself to moan about the lack of space on the Sky recording thing, I've got b"gger all on it, it's full of wifes stuff, real life murder things, Call the Midwife, Gogglebox and that thing where women are abused from birth, can't remember what it's called but the only bit I've seen a few of them get mowed down by a train trying to escape.

Anyhoo, she flicks through all this cr4p which takes up all the space and then bellows "Oh!, Curb your Enthusiasm, 110 episodes!

Edit - I was trying to find the clip where Larry was giving the Palestian bird one and from memory she was abusing him and he loved it - couldn't find it.
[Post edited 12 May 2022 20:09]


Balls! Just lost a longer reply and need to go out now.

Re: Curb, you’ll have to be mysterious and misunderstood in your own home. Luckily, I think my girls just found something funny in an early episode and then settled into the style. But if people are waiting for a joke to be signposted then it’s probably incomprehensible for them. Just doesn’t work like that.

On the other hand, they did struggle a bit more with Partridge despite my best efforts. But that’s mostly down to the laugh tracks that they’re seemingly allergic to. And they do like Mid-Morning Matters.

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