Wife left me :/ (n/t) 11:13 - May 17 with 5915 views | GaryHaddock1967 | What should I do now? [Post edited 17 May 2022 11:13]
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:04 - May 17 with 1271 views | BiGDonnie | She left you because you're an ugly melt, def info. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:14 - May 17 with 1231 views | J2BLUE |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:04 - May 17 by BiGDonnie | She left you because you're an ugly melt, def info. |
Mrs S packing as we speak? |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:20 - May 17 with 1214 views | StochesStotasBlewe | Ruddy unfortunate Gary. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:20 - May 17 with 1214 views | GaryHaddock1967 |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 11:55 - May 17 by J2BLUE | Her sister? |
You want me to do a pile of ashes? |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 with 1213 views | SuperKieranMcKenna | Get on a plane to Amsterdam… |  | |  |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 with 1211 views | GavTWTD |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 11:30 - May 17 by GeoffSentence | Or, do comedy things on obscure internet forums. That's fun. |
Obscure? |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:23 - May 17 with 1192 views | GavTWTD | Carp Diem, Gary |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:29 - May 17 with 1152 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:23 - May 17 by GavTWTD | Carp Diem, Gary |
Be kind, Ide imagine he's feeling a bit Ruffe at the moment. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 with 1144 views | BiGDonnie |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:14 - May 17 by J2BLUE | Mrs S packing as we speak? |
Yeah, my lunch box, hahahaaaa! |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 with 1131 views | blueasfook |
Yes, getting stoned and catching an STD from a hooker is exactly the way to get over your ex missus. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 with 1135 views | jeera |
Or anywhere. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:37 - May 17 with 1115 views | blueasfook |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 by jeera | Or anywhere. |
Not quite anywhere. I wouldnt recommend Afghanistan for instance. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:37 - May 17 with 1122 views | Keno |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 by jeera | Or anywhere. |
Liverpool or Rome? |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:38 - May 17 with 1117 views | STYG |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 by BiGDonnie | Yeah, my lunch box, hahahaaaa! |
I heard she was moaning to Gary earlier that your lunchbox left a lot to be desired. Is there a problem with the catch or does it just have some areas where you can't get the crumbs out? |  | |  |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:40 - May 17 with 1104 views | Keno |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:38 - May 17 by STYG | I heard she was moaning to Gary earlier that your lunchbox left a lot to be desired. Is there a problem with the catch or does it just have some areas where you can't get the crumbs out? |
She told me it just wasn't big enough |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:43 - May 17 with 1083 views | blueasfook |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by GavTWTD | Obscure? |
Quite. How dare he disrespect the Google of football forums. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:51 - May 17 with 1058 views | wkj | Move to Scotland and start a small-time Twitter account with up to the minute commentary on the UK Political machine. Failing that, have a panini and put on some r'n'b |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 with 1033 views | eastangliaisblue | Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch. |  | |  |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:07 - May 17 with 993 views | Enigma_Blue |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 by eastangliaisblue | Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch. |
So long as he doesn't become a catfish. |  | |  |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:12 - May 17 with 988 views | STYG |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 by eastangliaisblue | Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch. |
Or with a name like Haddock, why not take up fishing. It can be tricky to get into and takes time and patience, but with your wife having left you, you'll no doubt be able to find the time to master bait. Too much? |  | |  |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 with 983 views | BiGDonnie |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:40 - May 17 by Keno | She told me it just wasn't big enough |
She has massive hands. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:19 - May 17 with 973 views | Keno |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 by BiGDonnie | She has massive hands. |
and an adams apple |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:20 - May 17 with 968 views | wkj |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 by BiGDonnie | She has massive hands. |
Might want to have a word with Ryorry... I would imagine massive hands are a boon in the healing game. |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 15:06 - May 17 with 913 views | WeWereZombies | To pass the time you can find old Blue Peter videos on YouTube - you can make something using stickleback plastic... |  |
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 15:06 - May 17 with 913 views | GeoffSentence |
Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by GavTWTD | Obscure? |
Present company excepted. |  |
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