| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. 14:30 - Nov 7 with 1571 views | SitfcB |
Tom, not Jeremy.
Going as a guest of the local MP. |  |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:11 - Nov 7 with 1470 views | monytowbray |
I hope the pre-match meal is subpar and the beer too gassy to enjoy. I hope his aim to get merry results in just a headache. I hope he catches his jacket on the way to his seat. I hope it hammers it down and his seat happens to be in a spot where he gets soaked. I hope he pays over the odds for a watery tea and cold hotdog at half time (a vegan one because they sold out of meat ones). I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in. I hope he has that poo in a barely private cubicle from the 1960s full of other people's poo and sick with various fluids surrounding the seat. I hope he gets caught in traffic leaving the game and is last out the car park. I hope the Cambridge way home is entirely diversions for his entire drive home. And on the way in the door I hope he stubs his toe in the dark. [Post edited 7 Nov 2022 16:12]
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:57 - Nov 7 with 1382 views | MattinLondon |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:11 - Nov 7 by monytowbray |
I hope the pre-match meal is subpar and the beer too gassy to enjoy. I hope his aim to get merry results in just a headache. I hope he catches his jacket on the way to his seat. I hope it hammers it down and his seat happens to be in a spot where he gets soaked. I hope he pays over the odds for a watery tea and cold hotdog at half time (a vegan one because they sold out of meat ones). I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in. I hope he has that poo in a barely private cubicle from the 1960s full of other people's poo and sick with various fluids surrounding the seat. I hope he gets caught in traffic leaving the game and is last out the car park. I hope the Cambridge way home is entirely diversions for his entire drive home. And on the way in the door I hope he stubs his toe in the dark. [Post edited 7 Nov 2022 16:12]
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I hope that just before he gets into bed he stands on a plug. |  | | |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 18:20 - Nov 7 with 1284 views | BlueBadger |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:57 - Nov 7 by MattinLondon |
I hope that just before he gets into bed he stands on a plug. |
I'm sure we all have our fingers crossed. |  |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 18:25 - Nov 7 with 1268 views | Pinewoodblue |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:11 - Nov 7 by monytowbray |
I hope the pre-match meal is subpar and the beer too gassy to enjoy. I hope his aim to get merry results in just a headache. I hope he catches his jacket on the way to his seat. I hope it hammers it down and his seat happens to be in a spot where he gets soaked. I hope he pays over the odds for a watery tea and cold hotdog at half time (a vegan one because they sold out of meat ones). I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in. I hope he has that poo in a barely private cubicle from the 1960s full of other people's poo and sick with various fluids surrounding the seat. I hope he gets caught in traffic leaving the game and is last out the car park. I hope the Cambridge way home is entirely diversions for his entire drive home. And on the way in the door I hope he stubs his toe in the dark. [Post edited 7 Nov 2022 16:12]
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You don't like him do you? |  |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 18:46 - Nov 7 with 1233 views | Edinburgh_Blue |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 18:25 - Nov 7 by Pinewoodblue |
You don't like him do you? |
Lefties innit. ;-) |  |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 19:33 - Nov 7 with 1169 views | bluebudgie |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:11 - Nov 7 by monytowbray |
I hope the pre-match meal is subpar and the beer too gassy to enjoy. I hope his aim to get merry results in just a headache. I hope he catches his jacket on the way to his seat. I hope it hammers it down and his seat happens to be in a spot where he gets soaked. I hope he pays over the odds for a watery tea and cold hotdog at half time (a vegan one because they sold out of meat ones). I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in. I hope he has that poo in a barely private cubicle from the 1960s full of other people's poo and sick with various fluids surrounding the seat. I hope he gets caught in traffic leaving the game and is last out the car park. I hope the Cambridge way home is entirely diversions for his entire drive home. And on the way in the door I hope he stubs his toe in the dark. [Post edited 7 Nov 2022 16:12]
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Grow up |  | | |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 22:43 - Nov 8 with 1024 views | monytowbray |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 19:33 - Nov 7 by bluebudgie |
Grow up |
What exactly about an inept racist who cites anti-Semitic conspiracy theories in the HoP do you like? | |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 06:05 - Nov 9 with 916 views | PioneerBlue |
Politics in football virus 😷 |  |
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| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 08:41 - Nov 9 with 807 views | farkenhell |
| I see rhyming slang has bagged himself a ticket tonight. on 16:11 - Nov 7 by monytowbray |
I hope the pre-match meal is subpar and the beer too gassy to enjoy. I hope his aim to get merry results in just a headache. I hope he catches his jacket on the way to his seat. I hope it hammers it down and his seat happens to be in a spot where he gets soaked. I hope he pays over the odds for a watery tea and cold hotdog at half time (a vegan one because they sold out of meat ones). I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in. I hope he has that poo in a barely private cubicle from the 1960s full of other people's poo and sick with various fluids surrounding the seat. I hope he gets caught in traffic leaving the game and is last out the car park. I hope the Cambridge way home is entirely diversions for his entire drive home. And on the way in the door I hope he stubs his toe in the dark. [Post edited 7 Nov 2022 16:12]
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"I hope he suddenly really needs a sh1t mid second half and has to nip off awkwardly holding it in"
I think we've all done that from time to time! | | | |
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