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Omid Djalili 18:16 - May 3 with 3791 views

Apologies if anyone has posted this before.

Neighbour said before the game: 'hoping for a cuppla three goals this afternoon so Town will go up.' Bang on. ðŸ˜Š
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) April 30, 2023

Omid Djalili on 18:27 - May 3 with 3619 views

textbackup

I used the line ‘couple of few’ but more ‘cutler foo’ at work the other day.

Absolute dead silence on the call, manager said ‘can you confirm what you mean by that’ ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

	We’ll be good again... one day
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Omid Djalili on 18:28 - May 3 with 3613 views

Hipsterectomy

I knew he was going as he has made Suffolk his home. Him referring to us as 'we' suggets he's fallen in love with the best club in East Anglia

Walter Smith's Barmy Army

Omid Djalili on 18:30 - May 3 with 3579 views

Oldsmoker

Omid Djalili on 18:27 - May 3 by textbackup
I used the line ‘couple of few’ but more ‘cutler foo’ at work the other day. Absolute dead silence on the call, manager said ‘can you confirm what you mean by that’ ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

What is wrong with people?
Couple of few and cuppla of 3 is common speak.
Where do these people live?

	Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Omid Djalili on 18:32 - May 3 with 3558 views

Illinoisblue

Omid Djalili on 18:30 - May 3 by Oldsmoker
What is wrong with people? Couple of few and cuppla of 3 is common speak. Where do these people live?

I thought it was cuppla or 3, buh?

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Omid Djalili on 18:39 - May 3 with 3487 views

Oldsmoker

Omid Djalili on 18:32 - May 3 by Illinoisblue
I thought it was cuppla or 3, buh?

Here's the acid test.

Is it booterfull or beautiful?

	Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll:	What mode is best?

Omid Djalili on 18:43 - May 3 with 3429 views

BlueBadger

Omid Djalili on 18:27 - May 3 by textbackup
I used the line ‘couple of few’ but more ‘cutler foo’ at work the other day. Absolute dead silence on the call, manager said ‘can you confirm what you mean by that’ ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

There's been a big take up of the phrase 'on the huh' amongst overseas staff at [redacted] general.

Hearing it said in a broad Portuguese, Filipino or Nigerian accent is a joy to behold.

[Post edited 3 May 2023 18:55]

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Omid Djalili on 19:12 - May 3 with 3179 views

NthQldITFC

Omid Djalili on 18:43 - May 3 by BlueBadger
There's been a big take up of the phrase 'on the huh' amongst overseas staff at [redacted] general. Hearing it said in a broad Portuguese, Filipino or Nigerian accent is a joy to behold. [Post edited 3 May 2023 18:55]

Hev yew red thaht buk, 'Sloightly on th' huh!', boi? Thass gud thaht is.

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Omid Djalili on 19:18 - May 3 with 3120 views

Oldsmoker

Omid Djalili on 19:12 - May 3 by NthQldITFC
Hev yew red thaht buk, 'Sloightly on th' huh!', boi? Thass gud thaht is.

Well quite.
At last, someone is saying what everyone is thinking.

	Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll:	What mode is best?

Omid Djalili on 19:22 - May 3 with 3084 views

gtsb1966

Omid Djalili on 18:28 - May 3 by Hipsterectomy
I knew he was going as he has made Suffolk his home. Him referring to us as 'we' suggets he's fallen in love with the best club in East Anglia

He's a Chelsea fan so you can't blame him.

Omid Djalili on 00:02 - May 4 with 2354 views

BasingstokeBlue

" a cuppla three" is a strange way of saying "six".

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What do you think of the three stars being relocated?

Omid Djalili on 06:48 - May 4 with 2056 views

stickymockwell

Omid Djalili on 18:43 - May 3 by BlueBadger
There's been a big take up of the phrase 'on the huh' amongst overseas staff at [redacted] general. Hearing it said in a broad Portuguese, Filipino or Nigerian accent is a joy to behold. [Post edited 3 May 2023 18:55]

You'll have to get them to spend some time in the Peggy Cole gynaecology ward at ipswich! " your fanny is in a roight ol state buh!"

	Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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Omid Djalili on 07:51 - May 4 with 1879 views

ArnoldMoorhen

Omid Djalili on 06:48 - May 4 by stickymockwell
You'll have to get them to spend some time in the Peggy Cole gynaecology ward at ipswich! " your fanny is in a roight ol state buh!"

"Her waters ent jest brewk, they're flooin' like the Orwell after a Feb'ry storm."