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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. (n/t) 21:50 - Feb 7 with 1255 viewsNthQldITFC


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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:04 - Feb 7 with 1231 viewsBlueBoots

I'm pretty sure that your family and friends are happy that you didn't follow through with it

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I did one earlier that woke the dog up. (n/t) on 22:06 - Feb 7 with 1215 viewsBloots


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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:16 - Feb 7 with 1181 viewstonybied

If you've made it this far into the year before you've gassed out don't feel deflated about it. You've done smell..I mean...well!
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:21 - Feb 7 with 1170 viewsPinewoodblue

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:37 - Feb 7 with 1084 viewsWeWereZombies

I think this is one of those instances where the poster needs to take a deep breath before they go public...

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:50 - Feb 7 with 1075 viewsVanSaParody

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published parody lyrics to Christina Perri "Jar of Hearts", only my version is called...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/christinaperri10.shtml

...have a chuckle!
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 08:29 - Feb 8 with 904 viewsNthQldITFC

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:37 - Feb 7 by WeWereZombies

I think this is one of those instances where the poster needs to take a deep breath before they go public...


'go public' - that wins Euphemism Of The Year as far as I am concerned!

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 09:26 - Feb 8 with 860 viewsBluesky

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:21 - Feb 7 by Pinewoodblue

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good observation - but you'd need ad Vance warning.
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 10:39 - Feb 8 with 815 viewsEdwardStone

On the other hand, trapped wind can cause many problems too

I think someone wrote a song about it...

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:00 - Feb 8 with 786 viewsnoggin

After 19 years in Norway, it still makes me giggle that you can get a fine, or even a driving ban, for farting. (fart is speed, in Norwegian)
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:59 - Feb 8 with 727 viewsWeWereZombies

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:00 - Feb 8 by noggin

After 19 years in Norway, it still makes me giggle that you can get a fine, or even a driving ban, for farting. (fart is speed, in Norwegian)
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Likewise, in Germany it is nice to be wished a good fahrt when you get in your car.

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 12:55 - Feb 8 with 686 viewsNthQldITFC

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:59 - Feb 8 by WeWereZombies

Likewise, in Germany it is nice to be wished a good fahrt when you get in your car.


Ein gut fahrt, Shirley? Which I guess to keep the 'going public' analogy going is privatisation which is likely to lead to serious problems in time?

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 13:00 - Feb 8 with 679 viewsWeWereZombies

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 12:55 - Feb 8 by NthQldITFC

Ein gut fahrt, Shirley? Which I guess to keep the 'going public' analogy going is privatisation which is likely to lead to serious problems in time?


Could be part of their Green agenda, all that sauerkraut and lager must give a biofuel option?

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