| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. 18:04 - Feb 9 with 4827 views | Miaow |
He told me he was more of a rocket man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 08:25 - Feb 10 with 1235 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 07:05 - Feb 10 by hoppy |
I once saw Jonathan Ross doing an impression of Elton John.
He was more of a wocket man. |
went round to Eltons for a games evening. Took Kerplunk with me but he wanted to play something else, seems hes more of s Bop It man |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 08:49 - Feb 10 with 1225 views | hoppy |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 08:25 - Feb 10 by Keno |
went round to Eltons for a games evening. Took Kerplunk with me but he wanted to play something else, seems hes more of s Bop It man |
I asked Elton what his favourite satirical news programme was - That Was The Week That Was, or Mock The Week
He said he was more of a Mock it man |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:05 - Feb 10 with 1202 views | NthQldITFC |
Elton and I shared a romantic curry once, but fortunately he was astute enough to point out that it would be an explosion hazard to "light a candle in this wind." |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:10 - Feb 10 with 1179 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:05 - Feb 10 by NthQldITFC |
Elton and I shared a romantic curry once, but fortunately he was astute enough to point out that it would be an explosion hazard to "light a candle in this wind." |
Little known fact that he and Bernie got into an argument over the lyrics of that songs, originally it was supposed to be fork handles in the wind | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:14 - Feb 10 with 1156 views | hoppy |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:05 - Feb 10 by NthQldITFC |
Elton and I shared a romantic curry once, but fortunately he was astute enough to point out that it would be an explosion hazard to "light a candle in this wind." |
He told me about that evening… he said it made for a lovely weekend, because Saturday night’s alright for farting… | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 10:24 - Feb 10 with 1100 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 09:14 - Feb 10 by hoppy |
He told me about that evening… he said it made for a lovely weekend, because Saturday night’s alright for farting… |
Was that after the night after the dodgy Thai curry where the chef had used too much saffron, leaving him rather constipated
Following a long session on the porcelain throne in his relief he was heard to declare ‘goodbye yellow brick load’ | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:08 - Feb 10 with 1072 views | hoppy |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 10:24 - Feb 10 by Keno |
Was that after the night after the dodgy Thai curry where the chef had used too much saffron, leaving him rather constipated
Following a long session on the porcelain throne in his relief he was heard to declare ‘goodbye yellow brick load’ |
That’s The One.
He wished he’d used the bidet and the jets. | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:16 - Feb 10 with 1057 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:08 - Feb 10 by hoppy |
That’s The One.
He wished he’d used the bidet and the jets. |
he certainly got to know the meaning of the circle of life | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:21 - Feb 10 with 1051 views | GavTWTD |
I was talking to "Elt" the other day about Miami Vice. I preferred Tubbs but he was more of a Crockett man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:35 - Feb 10 with 1023 views | NthQldITFC |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:21 - Feb 10 by GavTWTD |
I was talking to "Elt" the other day about Miami Vice. I preferred Tubbs but he was more of a Crockett man. |
He won't buy those ready made plastic clog thingies; he insists on buying the steel mould, the stock polymers, a hopper, heating chamber, hydraulic ram and injection nozzle and creating his own - he's a Croc kit man. | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 00:31 - Feb 11 with 893 views | WeWereZombies |
I heard him muttering as he walked away from you afterwards 'Ah'll noo be having tha Popeye rubbish the wee cat name is afferin' me, tha bam, and nae Irn Bru to washt doon wi'. He'd become a Jock it man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 08:26 - Feb 11 with 777 views | BlueBoots |
Finally persuaded Elton to eat some spinach when I went around to his with my recipe for Sag Aloo. He insisted on cooking it, but did shout "Can you peel the spuds tonight?" from the kitchen at one point. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:11 - Feb 11 with 731 views | mrshallisfit |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 01:24 - Feb 10 by FBI |
I met him when I was working in a Bangkok Leg Fetish nightclub.
I was a Thai Knee Dancer.
True story: I actually DID meet him when I was 11 on the set of the Muppet Show. He was lovely! |
Please tell me he didn't try to bum you. |  | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:41 - Feb 11 with 715 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:11 - Feb 11 by mrshallisfit |
Please tell me he didn't try to bum you. |
No FBI wouldnt kermit him to do that | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 14:00 - Feb 11 with 665 views | quad |
Apparently he doesn't like Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.
He's more of a TikTok it man. | | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 14:53 - Feb 11 with 643 views | WeWereZombies |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 11:11 - Feb 11 by mrshallisfit |
Please tell me he didn't try to bum you. |
Now, now, lay off the cock it, man... | |
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