| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 4079 views | NthQldITFC |
28 Day Slater
Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:00 - Jun 21 with 530 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The Silence of the Lambe
Reggie Lambe fails to speak up, and is shunned. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:02 - Jun 21 with 530 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Play Morsy for Me
Keiran McKenna is head coach for Ipswich Town FC.
Relaxing in a bar after work he attracts the attention of an unnamed TWTD stalwart who reveals that he has sought KM out.
KM guesses correctly his new acquinatance is the recurring caller to the club who always requests that KM play midfield supremo Morsy.
Initially flattered by the contact, KM realises that [redacted] is obsessed and so looks to drop [redacted] from his life as he sees an increasing threat to himself and maybe the club as a whole .... [Post edited 21 Jun 16:03]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:03 - Jun 21 with 524 views | Nutkins_Return |
Lord of the Mings
Small being Jay Tabb has to travel to the darkest depths of middle earth (Carrott Road) to destroy a milk cup winners ring that was said to be all powerful. New companies help Mr Tabbo such as Grey Wizard McCarthy, Elf Alan Lee, a future man king Strider Morsy and Dwarf Chaplin. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:04 - Jun 21 with 492 views | Sacrebleu |
Last Tango for Morris
Power house footballer realises his powers are slipping and looks to recapture past glory. His story takes a disturbing turn whilst distracted by a wanton minx from Norwich. Let’s be ‘aving you was his ultimate downfall and his potatoes were never crispier. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:49 - Jun 21 with 473 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:04 - Jun 21 by Sacrebleu |
Last Tango for Morris
Power house footballer realises his powers are slipping and looks to recapture past glory. His story takes a disturbing turn whilst distracted by a wanton minx from Norwich. Let’s be ‘aving you was his ultimate downfall and his potatoes were never crispier. |
ArmaGeddes
The story of a young man who retires from professional football to take up a career restoring ancient military protective clothing |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:05 - Jun 21 with 430 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
Passengers
A story about footballers Giles Coke and Jonthan Douglas who are the only 2 people awake on the spaceship FPR as it travels to an away game, the proceed to steal all the supplies, kit, petty cash etc and generally leave the place much more of a mess than when they woke |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:16 - Jun 22 with 347 views | TheBlueGnu |
"Dyer Does Dalston"
Starring: Kieron Dyer as Himself When a former Ipswich prodigy heads to East London to coach a struggling Sunday League team made up of failed actors, vegan butchers, and one bloke who thinks he’s Eric Cantona, hilarity and hijinks ensue. Armed with a tactics board, a questionable playlist, and a sack of cones, Dyer aims to bring the beautiful game back to the borough — and maybe find love in the laundrette next door.
Supporting Cast:
John Wark as “Disapproving Uncle Warky” — constantly muttering, “In my day, we tackled first and moisturised later.”
Titus Bramble as “The Enforcer” — no one knows his role, but everyone’s afraid to ask.
A cameo by Mick McCarthy — playing himself, muttering “Proper game, that.” | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:26 - Jun 22 with 331 views | WeWereZombies |
Jurassic Parkes
Avuncular but misguided John Lyall persists in his experiment to produce a goalkeeper who never fades, including a successful cloning that enables Phil to play on both sides in his own testimonial. But after almost a whole season on the sidelines three disappointing games finally persuade the long standing glovesman to call time. [Post edited 22 Jun 11:03]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 11:12 - Jun 22 with 312 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:26 - Jun 22 by WeWereZombies |
Jurassic Parkes
Avuncular but misguided John Lyall persists in his experiment to produce a goalkeeper who never fades, including a successful cloning that enables Phil to play on both sides in his own testimonial. But after almost a whole season on the sidelines three disappointing games finally persuade the long standing glovesman to call time. [Post edited 22 Jun 11:03]
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A Townsend Like Alice
A town player struggles with the dilemma of being trans | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 00:03 - Jun 23 with 260 views | WeWereZombies |
Tom Lawrence of Arabia
In a parallel universe McCarthy's team play with flair and give the crowd ninety minutes of end to end excitement...and promotion. Leading the way and clad in flowing robes is Tom, the following season Town finish runners up and qualify for the Champions League. But the machinations of UEFA mean that at every round we face Turkish opposition and have to play in Saudi Arabia. Somehow Galatasaray are allowed to bring a train onto the pitch and it hurtles towards our goal only for Town to be awarded a free kick and Tom steps forward to deliver the fatal rocket that topples the locomotive as the Town support are unleashed to plunder all within. [Post edited 23 Jun 0:46]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:13 - Jun 23 with 217 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 00:03 - Jun 23 by WeWereZombies |
Tom Lawrence of Arabia
In a parallel universe McCarthy's team play with flair and give the crowd ninety minutes of end to end excitement...and promotion. Leading the way and clad in flowing robes is Tom, the following season Town finish runners up and qualify for the Champions League. But the machinations of UEFA mean that at every round we face Turkish opposition and have to play in Saudi Arabia. Somehow Galatasaray are allowed to bring a train onto the pitch and it hurtles towards our goal only for Town to be awarded a free kick and Tom steps forward to deliver the fatal rocket that topples the locomotive as the Town support are unleashed to plunder all within. [Post edited 23 Jun 0:46]
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The Ipcresswell File
as town player goes undercover to try to reveal sleaze and corruption in the big city [Post edited 23 Jun 8:13]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:21 - Jun 23 with 189 views | bournemouthblue |
Hellreuser: Kitbound
After the horrible events of the Evans era where the occult-obsessed scouting team unleashed free signings and loanees from the demonic underworld, Martijn returns for a retro inspired kit launch to inspire the class of 23/24 to promotion glory [Post edited 23 Jun 18:36]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:46 - Jun 23 with 143 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Reuservoir Dogs
Finally, the true story of Marcus Stewart's broken jaw. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:09 - Jun 23 with 129 views | TheReturnOfCthulhu |
The MandoLaundryMan
Our Hero Tony Dinning Djarin travels across the galaxy looking for a pair of shorts that fit. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:14 - Jun 23 with 126 views | WeWereZombies |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:09 - Jun 23 by TheReturnOfCthulhu |
The MandoLaundryMan
Our Hero Tony Dinning Djarin travels across the galaxy looking for a pair of shorts that fit. |
My Beautiful LaunJET
Bliss reigns in sarf Lunnun as Jay and his special friend share spliffs as they watch the washing machines churn, that is until they reach the end of the stash and Thomas says 'I think I know where I can get a whole lot more.' Four years later he returns... | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:25 - Jun 23 with 109 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:14 - Jun 23 by WeWereZombies |
My Beautiful LaunJET
Bliss reigns in sarf Lunnun as Jay and his special friend share spliffs as they watch the washing machines churn, that is until they reach the end of the stash and Thomas says 'I think I know where I can get a whole lot more.' Four years later he returns... |
Conor the Barbarian
despite his size young Chaplin fights evil, rights wrongs and eventually slays the beast in the desolate wasteland known as CarrowRud | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:09 - Jun 23 with 84 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The Sound of Muric
Out-of-favour Ipswich keeper heads to the Austrian mountains to sing his way back into form. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:40 - Jun 23 with 66 views | Herbivore |
Gone in Sixto Seconds
Jez is bang out of luck. An out of work actor, he has been sofa surfing since his wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Unable to see his two young sons and penniless, he decides to shoplift from the local secondhand and antiques showroom. No sooner has he picked up a Poole pottery vase and made for the door than has the ageing but nimble shopkeeper shown incredible footwork to intercept him. He nicks the vase off the bamboozled Jez and with a swerve of the hips goes round him and puts the vase back on its stand.
To Jez's surprise, rather than calling the police, the mysterious man offers him a cup of tea in a thick Argentine accent. They strike up an unlikely friendship and all manner of hijinks ensure, from an unforgettable day tubing at the dry slope in Ipswich, to seeing the polar bears at Jimmy's Farm. Basically, engaging in fun things you can see from the train line to London. Meeting the famous Mumo gives Jez a chance to start over again, but will this unlikeliest of friendships help him to see his kids again and win back the woman he still loves? |  |
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