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The Jews, Irish, Afro Caribbeans, South Asians, Muslims, Eastern Europeans, and now, asylum seekers. I wonder which group will be next for the xenophobes.
Sounds like it could be the plot of a Steve Carell movie.
So my advice is: write it all down. Especially the sassy snapbacks from the black woman friend who is in her twenties!
If you want to know how it ends: Kenan Thompson's character tries to get everyone to make friends again at a barbecue. The 20s black woman, played by Ayo Edibiri,storms out when Steve Carell arrives. Thompson throws down his barbecue tongs in frustration, which makes the lovable Labrador jump up at Carell, he falls backwards into the barbecue, knocking it over and setting fire to the fence.
Just as she is about to get into her car, Ayo spots the flames and smoke, and runs back to the garden. She finds Carell and Thompson dousing the flames, but realises she does care for them really. Everybody hugs.
And there was I thinking of myself as the Joseph Gordon-Levitt type...but seriously, try not to get involved with significantly younger women. I smiled when I got the invective filled WhatsApp but over time I have realised I really hurt her and deeply regret it.
As 55 year old avowed leftie who has lived In the south east all my life it's a depressing place to be right now. Anyone asked the multinationals to pay the tax they've studiously "avoided" for years that would likely help!
Anyone know what’s the proper etiquette? Is it Stella first and then paint a roundabout or paint the roundabout and then crack open a can of Stella?
It’s very easy to sneer, but it’s a properly thought out process involving layers of strategic thinking and planning.
First off, get a crate of something proper British like Stella or Carlsberg, none of that foreign muck…
Hang some Union Jacks upside down somewhere prominent.
Head for the nearest Travelodge and start chanting.
Defend the birthright of the indigenous population at all costs by ensuring correct ingress and egress of traffic approaching and leaving the roundabout you’re popping your top coat of Dulux on.
Get very overheated and angry as the fizz kicks in, but be ready to have it away on your toes when plod finally rolls up to make a ‘two-tier’ example of us.
Think that covers it.
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Which one will breach parole first?…popcorn at the ready…(What’s App group, Aug ‘25)
It’s very easy to sneer, but it’s a properly thought out process involving layers of strategic thinking and planning.
First off, get a crate of something proper British like Stella or Carlsberg, none of that foreign muck…
Hang some Union Jacks upside down somewhere prominent.
Head for the nearest Travelodge and start chanting.
Defend the birthright of the indigenous population at all costs by ensuring correct ingress and egress of traffic approaching and leaving the roundabout you’re popping your top coat of Dulux on.
Get very overheated and angry as the fizz kicks in, but be ready to have it away on your toes when plod finally rolls up to make a ‘two-tier’ example of us.
Think that covers it.
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Then pop a few quid into Tommy’s Go Fund Me, for a new Stone Island Jacket.
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