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Just imagine you're itfc admin. 22:26 - Aug 27 with 3373 viewsFrimleyBlue

How would you announce the signing


Nice and professional

Or have some fun.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 09:07 - Aug 28 with 445 viewsHighgateBlue

I mean there's no question. It's a golden opportunity. There may never be another chance like this.

If it takes them a week to come up with the correct joke, I would support them withholding it until then! :)
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 09:13 - Aug 28 with 416 viewsChris_ITFC

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 by Mullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.


It’s a shame we’re too big a club to do this.

Too many sensible professionals around.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 09:27 - Aug 28 with 376 viewsgreyhound

Just a brief 10 seconds, walks out from tunnel, kisses the badge, mumbles pride of east anglia, drop kicks a budgie cage and fade to black
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 09:46 - Aug 28 with 325 viewsurbanpenguin

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 by Mullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.


Probably have a long opening shot of that ITFC blue box they do the filming in, just that room and an empty chair. Then a budgie flies into it, maybe 30 seconds darting around the box, then lands on the chair. Then cut to a close up of the budgie serenely sitting on the chair, suddenly interrupted by a pair of legs and someone sitting right on top of it. Fast zoom out to reveal Nunes sitting on the chair in the box grinning, budgie now dead.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:04 - Aug 28 with 293 viewsBaaBaaBlue

A Cajuste style pick up YouTube video.. probably from the border. Make it happen!
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:23 - Aug 28 with 267 viewsbritbiker

Nunez walks out of the Norwich trophy/participation room/cupboard. Takes off his canary shirt which is covered in dust and cobwebs and throws it in the bin.
Gives a knowing wink to the camera and heads out the door which has a god like glowing sunshine blazing through it.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:28 - Aug 28 with 248 viewsgreyhound

Plane takes off from Norwich, nunez parachutes to the centre circle with blue smoke spelling out. Nunes, 2 little birds playing in the background, sergeant in the cockpit of some massive American bomber with aviators, pressed the ejector seat lands next to nunes, confetti canons, flames mckenna and Ashton join, all just wink at the camera
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:31 - Aug 28 with 226 viewsbaxterbasics

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 09:01 - Aug 28 by pointofblue

As much as I love some of the suggestions - this. Don't make anything of it.


Probably for the best, this. Don't want to look more silly if the signing doesn't work out for us. Which is quite possible.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:41 - Aug 28 with 205 viewsBiGDonnie

Some of these are brilliant, you're all wasted in your day jobs.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 10:51 - Aug 28 with 189 viewsblueasfook

"<START MESSAGE> Agent Manning's mission proving to be great success [STOP] Project Midtable going well [STOP]Project CupExit success [STOP] Project GetNunez success [STOP] Suggest moving on to Project Relegate [STOP] <END MESSAGE>"

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