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A really small issue that I do not like. 15:59 - Oct 9 with 4626 viewsMattinLondon

At this time of year when a lot of the shops and supermarkets and internet sites are all geared towards Christmas. It really bothers me when Father Christmas is referred to as Santa Claus.

Father Christmas just sounds much more jolly and welcoming. And I’ve never really liked the name Santa Claus and it bothers me.

Are there anymore small things or issues that bothers anyone? And by small, I mean quite insignificant that doesn’t bother anyone?
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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:13 - Oct 10 with 518 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:01 - Oct 10 by Bigalhunter

I’ve clearly been labouring under the misapprehension that shoe horns are designed solely to protect the back of one’s shoe from being repeatedly crushed by one’s heel during forcible ingress of foot into said footwear.

Surely, if it’s a mobility/flexibility issue, you’re virtually there when you use it anyway? **

**cue some smart-arse posting a photo of a one-metre extendable one or some such nonsense.


I knew you'd be disappointed if somebody didn't and I drew the short straw (but the long shoe horn)


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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:18 - Oct 10 with 511 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

A really small issue that I do not like. on 16:31 - Oct 9 by noggin

Something I've been pondering recently, is people who have to use shoe horns. How do they put their socks on?


Introducing, the Sock Donner ....


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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:19 - Oct 10 with 504 viewsBigalhunter

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:13 - Oct 10 by You_Bloo_Right

I knew you'd be disappointed if somebody didn't and I drew the short straw (but the long shoe horn)



That just looks like some lazy golfing-type scratching the sole of his foot with a five iron…

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:22 - Oct 10 with 503 viewsBigalhunter

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:18 - Oct 10 by You_Bloo_Right

Introducing, the Sock Donner ....



Reckon I’ve had a few ‘sock donners’ after chucking out time, over the years.

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:52 - Oct 10 with 457 viewsRyorry

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:01 - Oct 10 by Bigalhunter

I’ve clearly been labouring under the misapprehension that shoe horns are designed solely to protect the back of one’s shoe from being repeatedly crushed by one’s heel during forcible ingress of foot into said footwear.

Surely, if it’s a mobility/flexibility issue, you’re virtually there when you use it anyway? **

**cue some smart-arse posting a photo of a one-metre extendable one or some such nonsense.


"Surely, if it’s a mobility/flexibility issue, you’re virtually there when you use it anyway? **"

Err, what??

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:54 - Oct 10 with 454 viewsRyorry

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:18 - Oct 10 by You_Bloo_Right

Introducing, the Sock Donner ....



Have one & it's well nigh useless - the tapes that you pull need to be solid.

A sort of (works sometimes, others not) solution that I've created is to roll the outer edge of the socks round the edge of a lightweight clog, push the inside of the sock in with your fist, then put the clog on floor & insert foot.
[Post edited 10 Oct 20:58]

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 22:11 - Oct 10 with 411 viewsSwansea_Blue

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:54 - Oct 10 by Ryorry

Have one & it's well nigh useless - the tapes that you pull need to be solid.

A sort of (works sometimes, others not) solution that I've created is to roll the outer edge of the socks round the edge of a lightweight clog, push the inside of the sock in with your fist, then put the clog on floor & insert foot.
[Post edited 10 Oct 20:58]


“Well thigh useless”. I think they’re for socks, not suspenders!

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 22:13 - Oct 10 with 407 viewskeighleyblue

A really small issue that I do not like. on 16:16 - Oct 9 by jasondozzell

Fully behind you.

It's Father Christmas not Santa. We're not in America are we.

The creeping Americanisation of everything is not good.


Creeping? We are already all in.
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A really small issue that I do not like. on 22:18 - Oct 10 with 402 viewsStNeotsBlue

Another thing that really annoys is people referring to their holiday days from work as annual leave.
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A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:45 - Oct 11 with 305 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

A really small issue that I do not like. on 20:18 - Oct 10 by You_Bloo_Right

Introducing, the Sock Donner ....



.............. made from half of a Norfolk glove.



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A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:11 - Oct 11 with 278 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

A really small issue that I do not like. on 17:16 - Oct 9 by Ryorry

People starting to discuss Christmas in October.

Waitrose delivery guy actually wished me a happy one this morning in case he didn’t see me again before then …

FAO Gav - any chance we could have a new emoji of someone pulling their hair out please?


Things that annoy you more than they should.. by Portmanteauxcurling 19 Nov 2023 21:25
Just ask people like that whether that means you can't have a happy Christmas if you DO see them before.[doh]

On a related note, this from a few years ago. A farmer who had an account at the agricultural dealership that I worked at (yes, I'm a tractor boy in more ways than one) had retired so we rarely saw him - his son ran the farm but he would still make an occasional appearance as he liked to tinker with stuff on the farm and had a big collection of vintage machinery. We hadn't seen him for months but he came into the parts department on a hot, midsummer day for some odds and sods so when he left he jokingly said "Have a happy Christmas if I don't see you before". As he was walking across the carpark back to his car he collapsed and according to somebody who witnessed it, he was dead before he hit the ground. He was a really nice chap and now, whenever I hear that annoying phrase, I think of him and that fateful day. [sadbye]



.............and this to cheer things up.........


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A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:35 - Oct 11 with 263 viewsGeoffSentence

A really small issue that I do not like. on 16:27 - Oct 9 by bluelagos

Pigeons.

I dislike them far more than I should - basically cos they eat grass seed whenever I try and sort out my lawn.

No one else seems to share my dislike for them - I am literally battling the bastards all alone, but it's a battle I won't back down from.


I got a visit from the old bill a couple of years ago for shooting pigeons with a sling shot.

Only I wasn't actually shooting the little b'stards I was firing chick peas at the solar panels to scare them off.

One of my neighbours had been shooting them with his air rifle and one fluttered down to die in an old dears garden, she had seen me firing my chick peas, put 2 and 2 together and made 5.

Plod was quite reasonable but very insistent that I could not shoot the pigeons even as a I kept telling him I hadn't been.

The upshot of the this is that you aren't alone brother, I share your disdain for the feckers.

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:54 - Oct 11 with 234 viewsWeWereZombies

A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:35 - Oct 11 by GeoffSentence

I got a visit from the old bill a couple of years ago for shooting pigeons with a sling shot.

Only I wasn't actually shooting the little b'stards I was firing chick peas at the solar panels to scare them off.

One of my neighbours had been shooting them with his air rifle and one fluttered down to die in an old dears garden, she had seen me firing my chick peas, put 2 and 2 together and made 5.

Plod was quite reasonable but very insistent that I could not shoot the pigeons even as a I kept telling him I hadn't been.

The upshot of the this is that you aren't alone brother, I share your disdain for the feckers.


You're all atavistic philistines, leave the pigeons alone:

https://www.shropshirewildlifetrust.org.uk/blog/darwins-pigeons

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 23:06 - Oct 11 with 198 viewsronnyd

A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:35 - Oct 11 by GeoffSentence

I got a visit from the old bill a couple of years ago for shooting pigeons with a sling shot.

Only I wasn't actually shooting the little b'stards I was firing chick peas at the solar panels to scare them off.

One of my neighbours had been shooting them with his air rifle and one fluttered down to die in an old dears garden, she had seen me firing my chick peas, put 2 and 2 together and made 5.

Plod was quite reasonable but very insistent that I could not shoot the pigeons even as a I kept telling him I hadn't been.

The upshot of the this is that you aren't alone brother, I share your disdain for the feckers.


Your last 'sentence', do you mean the pigeons or the old bill?
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A really small issue that I do not like. on 14:06 - Oct 12 with 90 viewsRyorry

A really small issue that I do not like. on 21:54 - Oct 11 by WeWereZombies

You're all atavistic philistines, leave the pigeons alone:

https://www.shropshirewildlifetrust.org.uk/blog/darwins-pigeons


Err, scuse me, he made a distinction between proper pigeons and *feral* pigeons - hordes of the latter being out of control in their populations & a disease hazard are what I think most of us are talking about!

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A really small issue that I do not like. on 14:12 - Oct 12 with 84 viewsjontysnut

Upselling

Went for a coffee and I was asked if I wanted

Guest coffee
Large coffee
A pastry
Cake of the day

If I did, I would have asked
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A really small issue that I do not like. on 14:27 - Oct 12 with 69 viewsWeWereZombies

A really small issue that I do not like. on 14:06 - Oct 12 by Ryorry

Err, scuse me, he made a distinction between proper pigeons and *feral* pigeons - hordes of the latter being out of control in their populations & a disease hazard are what I think most of us are talking about!


Proper pigeons ? Ah, the ones that aren't feral, which I guess is homing pigeons ? As with the cormorants and the rats, there would not be so many pigeons in cities if people didn't leave unwanted food all over the place (except the pigeons...and the gulls make the food wanted, they're kind like that.) Anyway, there are maybe a dozen rock doves in the Glen where I live, and a few buzzards. Keep the birds of prey undisturbed but hungry and you are not likely to have a pigeon problem.

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