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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain 16:55 - Apr 9 with 808 viewsDubtractor

How are your gardens looking?

Mine is absolutely parched already, no significant rain for nearly 2 months, and my lawn is already going brown in places, and im needing to regularly water any veg or flowers planted this year. Absurd for the start of April.

Second year on the spin that we've had a really dry start to spring, hopefully we get more rain than last year from this point on.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 16:58 - Apr 9 with 784 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Dry as a bone. On nightly watering already, which is as you say, the second year running.
On the bright side, this year seems to be following last. Wet winter, dry spring.

The benefit last year was that we had a glut of cherries; this year, the cherry tree is laden with blossom again. Might order some fruit freezing bags.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:00 - Apr 9 with 771 viewshoppy

Have you got a butt, like Benters?

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:02 - Apr 9 with 753 viewsBackToRussia

Aye. Perfect timing for our borehole set up to pack in 🤦‍♂️

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:03 - Apr 9 with 746 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Allotment is looking good, albeit with plenty of watering. Doesn’t seem as bad as last year. Raining here now, ironically.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:06 - Apr 9 with 741 viewsDJR

I never cut my grass very short, and I find it often traps moisture in it overnight.

I am not sure whether the soil makes a difference too. Mine is clay which absorbs a lot of water over winter, and doesn't tend to dry up that badly in summer except where there are bare patches when cracking can occur.

My lawn only really tends to turn a bit brown in late July or August.
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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:07 - Apr 9 with 737 viewsericclacton

There is a nose flute ban over yonder green hills.
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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 18:56 - Apr 9 with 615 viewsNthQldITFC

I wonder what could be causing all of this?

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:11 - Apr 9 with 589 viewsIndependentlyBlue

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 18:56 - Apr 9 by NthQldITFC

I wonder what could be causing all of this?


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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:21 - Apr 9 with 578 viewsBenters

I am watering my pots and tubs every other day with water from my butts,the rest of the garden looks fine though.
Rain showers are forecast Saturday.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:24 - Apr 9 with 572 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 17:00 - Apr 9 by hoppy

Have you got a butt, like Benters?

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Never nobody has a butt like mine

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:44 - Apr 9 with 538 viewsSwansea_Blue

It rained today, I’ll send you some in the post buh.

We’ve had no problems with a lack of water over this way. It’s been a tad chilly for the last month too, so things are a bit slow to get going. My solar panel app tells me March this year is my lowest March for generation in the 7 years they’ve been in. So very roughly it’s been the least sunny early Spring this way.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 22:26 - Apr 9 with 439 viewsBlueForYou

Plenty of rain in the forecast to help you out.
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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 22:29 - Apr 9 with 433 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I blame your ride on mower and over zealous cutting!

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 04:21 - Apr 10 with 354 viewsRyorry

This spring is only the second one in six years that hasn’t been a seriously drought afflicted one here (North Yorkshire), the other was 2024. All the rest we had no measureable rainfall for 2-3 months, March-May.

This year has been just right, some (“normal” amount) rain but not too much; 2024 was way too wet, with flooding & poor growing conditions.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 04:25 - Apr 10 with 350 viewsRyorry

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:24 - Apr 9 by Benters

Never nobody has a butt like mine


Yeah, I remember that old avatar of yours unfortunately (^shudder^).

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 05:11 - Apr 10 with 329 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 04:25 - Apr 10 by Ryorry

Yeah, I remember that old avatar of yours unfortunately (^shudder^).


On the olde bucket and chucket..

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 06:41 - Apr 10 with 293 viewsDubtractor

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 19:44 - Apr 9 by Swansea_Blue

It rained today, I’ll send you some in the post buh.

We’ve had no problems with a lack of water over this way. It’s been a tad chilly for the last month too, so things are a bit slow to get going. My solar panel app tells me March this year is my lowest March for generation in the 7 years they’ve been in. So very roughly it’s been the least sunny early Spring this way.


You're in Wales though. It always rains in Wales!

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:00 - Apr 10 with 259 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 22:29 - Apr 9 by BanksterDebtSlave

I blame your ride on mower and over zealous cutting!


I walked to Benters Junction yesterday morning and saw a bloke cutting his lawn,I said that’s a bit short mate,he basically said mind you own! anyway he’s scalped it,it looks awful.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:26 - Apr 10 with 224 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:00 - Apr 10 by Benters

I walked to Benters Junction yesterday morning and saw a bloke cutting his lawn,I said that’s a bit short mate,he basically said mind you own! anyway he’s scalped it,it looks awful.


He doesn't want to do it like that!


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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:48 - Apr 10 with 180 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:26 - Apr 10 by BanksterDebtSlave

He doesn't want to do it like that!



That’s about right buh!

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:50 - Apr 10 with 176 viewsDubtractor

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:00 - Apr 10 by Benters

I walked to Benters Junction yesterday morning and saw a bloke cutting his lawn,I said that’s a bit short mate,he basically said mind you own! anyway he’s scalped it,it looks awful.


Rookie error.

First few cuts of the year need to be left longer, whilst the grass re-establishes and thickens up.

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 08:00 - Apr 10 with 155 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:50 - Apr 10 by Dubtractor

Rookie error.

First few cuts of the year need to be left longer, whilst the grass re-establishes and thickens up.


Exactly right! You try telling my neighbours that though,I try but they don’t listen buh!

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 08:07 - Apr 10 with 131 viewsDJR

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 08:00 - Apr 10 by Benters

Exactly right! You try telling my neighbours that though,I try but they don’t listen buh!


Mine too.
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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 08:26 - Apr 10 with 106 viewsBenters

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 08:07 - Apr 10 by DJR

Mine too.


Lawn or neighbours?

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FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 09:04 - Apr 10 with 80 viewsMrPotatoHead

FAO twtd gardeners - lack of rain on 07:26 - Apr 10 by BanksterDebtSlave

He doesn't want to do it like that!



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