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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough 17:48 - May 27 with 2092 views

redrickstuhaart

Genuinely scared and struggling for a while.

Is there a more middle class way to go?

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Will the US Mid terms get cancelled or "postponed"?

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 10:33 - May 28 with 457 views

Portmanteauxcurling

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:46 - May 27 by Meadowlark
Being run over by the au pair while she reversed the Land Rover because you'd got out to pick up the cockerdoodle pup from the resin gravel driveway?

What did the cockerdoodle do on the driveway?

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 16:53 - May 28 with 396 views

EdwardStone

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 10:33 - May 28 by Portmanteauxcurling
What did the cockerdoodle do on the driveway?

Laying a cable?

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 16:58 - May 28 with 388 views

Ryorry

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 16:53 - May 28 by EdwardStone
Laying a cable?

Scoop of the Year.


Poll:	2nd Faragegate poll to see if, 3 days later, views have changed

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 17:43 - May 28 with 343 views

Portmanteauxcurling

Nope, he was pretending to be a rooster.

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 06:48 - May 29 with 276 views

peterleeblue

Lidl sell sh!t loads of this so unfortunately not!!
I shop in there BTW. The Ripe and ready Avocadoes are actually ripe!!!

Lovely stuff!

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 11:58 - May 29 with 204 views

MJallday

Lets See

* Run over in a Range Rover Dealer forecourt on a test drive
* Choking on quinola salad in John Lewis
* Crushed to death by a mannequin in a Harvey Nicholls store
* Circulation cut off by a Breitling watch
* Murdered by your financial advisor during a meeting about your stocks and shares portfolio
* Heart attack whilst shopping for an agreeable barn conversion in surrey

	Stilton eating Participant - 1977 to Present Day
Poll:	Will you be renewing if you are an existing ST Holder - given todays news?

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 12:07 - May 29 with 197 views

Cotty

Fortunately that open crumb should let enough air through

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 12:18 - May 29 with 181 views

Ryorry

Being thwacked on your forehead by an opponent's mallet whilst you were galloping your polo pony towards him at 30mph.


Poll:	2nd Faragegate poll to see if, 3 days later, views have changed

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 14:35 - May 29 with 140 views

DJR

Severing your main artery after you fall through the glass on a padel court.

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