| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: 12:36 - May 28 with 4214 views | NthQldITFC |
The Drinks Mat Robbery |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:18 - May 28 with 739 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 14:56 - May 28 by cressi |
Sherlock Holmes and the deadly necklace.
Is now
John Holmes and the pearl necklace. |
Not to be confused with the series of Cher Licks Homes, which follows the power ballad diva as she tours California tasting the properties of the rich and famous. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:45 - May 28 with 712 views | NthQldITFC |
The Cold Ear | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:50 - May 28 with 706 views | stickymockwell |
After a hurricane Fidel had roof problems. It was a Cuban missed tile crisis. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:55 - May 28 with 700 views | StNeotsBlue |
World War Poo explosions. |  | | |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:56 - May 28 with 700 views | Bigalhunter |
Jack the Tipper terrorises Victorian London by serially dumping his unwanted sofas and mattresses in the backstreets of Whitechapel… |  |
| It used to great on here when people let me say whatever I wanted and giggled along - (Rough translation of post from un-named TWTD contributor, 2026) | | Poll: | September 2025. Which one? |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 21:07 - May 28 with 684 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 20:45 - May 28 by NthQldITFC |
The Cold Ear |
Ah yes, and who can forget the Cuban Heel Crisis? |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 21:28 - May 28 with 658 views | Perublue |
The non enhanced games .. featuring the sh1t put and cripple jump |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 21:48 - May 28 with 636 views | Keno |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 21:28 - May 28 by Perublue |
The non enhanced games .. featuring the sh1t put and cripple jump |
The bottle of culloden
Pished scot bloke runs out of whisky |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:30 - May 28 with 601 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
The plasticine question. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:40 - May 28 with 590 views | TheBlueGnu |
The Quite Reasonable Wall of China......
Built not to keep invaders out, but to stop Dave’s goats wandering into next door’s vegetable patch.
Took centuries because everyone kept stopping for tea. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:42 - May 28 with 588 views | TheBlueGnu |
The Scone Age......
Humanity discovers flour, water, and the eternal argument about whether the cream goes on first. | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:48 - May 28 with 585 views | TheBlueGnu |
The Discovery of Cavity:
During a chilly winter morning, Sir Isaac Newton stumbled upon a domestic breakthrough.
While inspecting a suspicious draught drifting across his study, Newton pressed his hand against the wall and felt a distinct hollowness. Convinced he had uncovered a new natural phenomenon, he declared it “Cavity” — the mysterious empty space lurking inside walls, responsible for cold rooms, rattling noises, and the occasional missing sock. | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:55 - May 28 with 575 views | stickymockwell |
On the 8th of May 1945 millions of women across Europe had an outbreak of fanny frenzy. It was forever known as VD day | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 23:08 - May 28 with 567 views | stickymockwell |
The Apollo moon landing.
After losing the heavy weight championship of the world to Rocky, Apollo becomes an astronaut and goes to the moon. | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 05:46 - May 29 with 499 views | Keno |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 23:08 - May 28 by stickymockwell |
The Apollo moon landing.
After losing the heavy weight championship of the world to Rocky, Apollo becomes an astronaut and goes to the moon. |
The Nice Age
People just ate those little biscuits | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 07:29 - May 29 with 472 views | Keno |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 05:46 - May 29 by Keno |
The Nice Age
People just ate those little biscuits |
Adrian’s Wall
My annoying neighbour just built a new fence | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 07:36 - May 29 with 463 views | NthQldITFC |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 05:46 - May 29 by Keno |
The Nice Age
People just ate those little biscuits |
The Medieval Worm Period
A time characterised by lots of itchy bums, later to be used by morons as an excuse to keep their fingers in their ears. | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 08:13 - May 29 with 442 views | thorpedo |
The Boston Afternoon Tea Party. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 09:00 - May 29 with 398 views | WeWereZombies |
Lemmy turns the volume up to 1.1 and Motorhead have a lovely nap all the way to Hammersmith. |  |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 09:04 - May 29 with 400 views | Churchman |
The Full English Civil War
King Charles 1st decrees that brown toast should not form part of a full English breakfast. Cromwell, who is partial to a bit of Hovis raises the matter in Parliament. Olly is backed by Pym, Hampden and Denzil, but some of the others think that a couple of slices of Lidl’s ye olde toaste loaf is fine
On a majority, Parliament send Charlie a note saying we want our brown toast.
Charles say ‘s0d off and black pudding is out too’. Olly says ‘it’s nothing to lose you head over’. ‘Oi you miserable warty knee wearer, I’m king and if I say white toast only, given I’m next to god, white toast it’ll be - with butter, not that rancid puritan margarine either’.
After several battles, Charlie loses. Back in Parliament he tells the hovis boys he doesn’t recognise them. They tell him he’s toast and is condemned by 59 regicides after a good breakfast. They really did have an axe to grind.
On the morning of his execution, Charles has breakfast. They serve it with brown toast. He says ‘d’you know, this isn’t bad…..’ [Post edited 29 May 11:11]
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 09:46 - May 29 with 370 views | leitrimblue |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 22:30 - May 28 by BanksterDebtSlave |
The plasticine question. |
Fear that ends with Morph and the rest of the plasticine people being ethnically cleansed by their neighbours |  | | |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 10:11 - May 29 with 346 views | Rocky |
A Fridge Too Far
Man refuses to travel to out-of-town Curry's. |  | | |
| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 10:14 - May 29 with 341 views | TheBlueGnu |
The Pheasants’ Revolt - Thousands of pheasants protested in London because they wanted equal bird rights and did not want to pay a new tax. Eventually, partridge exports were taxed instead | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 10:15 - May 29 with 336 views | TheBlueGnu |
The War of the Hoses: A Brief but Damp Chronicle
In the late‑late‑medieval gardens of England, two mighty factions rose to power:
House Green‑Stripe, proud owners of the kink‑resistant hose, and
House Yellow‑Coil, whose hose boasted superior spray‑nozzle authority.
What began as a polite disagreement over whose hose reached the far end of the allotment first soon escalated into a full‑blown, mud‑splattered civil war. | |
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| Altogether more mundane versions of historical events: on 10:16 - May 29 with 332 views | leitrimblue |
Robocop and Remus lay the foundations for the city of Rome | | | |
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