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Just had 2 guys of middle eastern appearance walk into our local pub, asked for 4 bottles of wine, when told it £11 a bottle they asked for 3 more, bar lady said that will £77 they paid in £10 notes bar lady put the cash in the till gave them a receipt. Guy said it was to expensive and wanted his money back. After a bit of arguing bar staff gave them their money back however they wanted £20 pound notes when told the only cash she had was what they had giver her. Again more arguing, by this time pub was filling up with builders for an after work beer. they took one look and left, with out realising they were on cctv.
I recently went to a wedding celebration at Chez Bankster. He hosted a marquee in his garden, his pad has a private parking lot for visitors and he even has a private accomodation lodge away from the main house.
I also understand where Orford was comin from. Has i was also at that wedding, well obviously not as one of the hihfalutin guests. I was one of the tent wallahs who put up an dressed the grand marquee. I actually met Orford on the day, he was the Victorian cockney chimney sweep who had the contract to clean Banksters 24 chimneys for 2 shllings.
I remember on the day he had the hump with Banksy as earlier that morning one of his security staff had caught him with his pockets full of cheesy pineapples on sticks and cocktail sausages and made him return um. Orford was a tad upset as he was planning to surprise Tiny Tim with a hearty wedding buffet later that evening
I also understand where Orford was comin from. Has i was also at that wedding, well obviously not as one of the hihfalutin guests. I was one of the tent wallahs who put up an dressed the grand marquee. I actually met Orford on the day, he was the Victorian cockney chimney sweep who had the contract to clean Banksters 24 chimneys for 2 shllings.
I remember on the day he had the hump with Banksy as earlier that morning one of his security staff had caught him with his pockets full of cheesy pineapples on sticks and cocktail sausages and made him return um. Orford was a tad upset as he was planning to surprise Tiny Tim with a hearty wedding buffet later that evening
Ooh you absolute sauce Lancelot, you really must come over soon and I'll treat you. We can have coffee afterwards too with the lovely new coffee maker I was recently bought!
You’re on. Unfortunately, Lycra brings me out in an unsightly rash so I’ll have to wear a little leather outfit for the occasion . Hopefully, you’ll be serving the coffee in your finest porcelain cups and I promise to mind my P’s and Q’s in the presence of polite company. Is it still acceptable protocol to leave one’s little finger out when sipping?
We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub.
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. Hopefully, you’ll be serving the coffee in your finest porcelain cups and I promise to mind my P’s and Q’s in the presence of polite company. 
