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any buildery types? 21:20 - May 1 with 8731 viewssparks

I am looking to build a pizza oven on our balcony bit am worried about the weight. Balcony is over the garage rather than overhanging and it would be in a corner near a wall. Likely to be okay?

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any buildery types? on 21:26 - May 1 with 2822 viewsjeera

I'm not a buildery type but would consider what support the garage is offering the balcony bit.

Maybe consider inserting a steel joist if possible?

Can't you just put one in the garden where you know it's safe?

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any buildery types? on 21:29 - May 1 with 2820 viewsSpruceMoose

Why not stick a swimming pool on there too while you're at it Bully?

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any buildery types? on 21:38 - May 1 with 2787 viewsFixed_It

any buildery types? on 21:29 - May 1 by SpruceMoose

Why not stick a swimming pool on there too while you're at it Bully?


Or just order a Dominoes and be done with it.

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any buildery types? on 21:40 - May 1 with 2778 viewsSpruceMoose

any buildery types? on 21:38 - May 1 by Fixed_It

Or just order a Dominoes and be done with it.


Or live a little, get two.

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any buildery types? on 21:46 - May 1 with 2762 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 21:40 - May 1 by SpruceMoose

Or live a little, get two.


Do they still do the buy one get one free Tuesday thing?

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any buildery types? on 21:49 - May 1 with 2757 viewssparks

any buildery types? on 21:26 - May 1 by jeera

I'm not a buildery type but would consider what support the garage is offering the balcony bit.

Maybe consider inserting a steel joist if possible?

Can't you just put one in the garden where you know it's safe?


Our layout is unusual. Built on a hill. To get to the garden requires going down to the basement. The balcony is adjacent to the kitchen.

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any buildery types? on 21:49 - May 1 with 2755 viewsSpruceMoose

any buildery types? on 21:46 - May 1 by jeera

Do they still do the buy one get one free Tuesday thing?


I dunno. I shouldn't be commenting. Fairly sure even discussing Dominos Pizza in New York is illegal.

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any buildery types? on 21:51 - May 1 with 2752 viewsChurchman

any buildery types? on 21:38 - May 1 by Fixed_It

Or just order a Dominoes and be done with it.


I’ve never had a Dominoes Pizza. Are they any good?
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any buildery types? on 21:53 - May 1 with 2743 viewsSpruceMoose

any buildery types? on 21:51 - May 1 by Churchman

I’ve never had a Dominoes Pizza. Are they any good?


It's excellent provincial pizza.

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any buildery types? on 21:54 - May 1 with 2739 viewsvapour_trail

any buildery types? on 21:51 - May 1 by Churchman

I’ve never had a Dominoes Pizza. Are they any good?


No. Sh1te.

I’d rather build a balcony and install a pizza oven.

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any buildery types? on 21:56 - May 1 with 2738 viewsfooters

any buildery types? on 21:54 - May 1 by vapour_trail

No. Sh1te.

I’d rather build a balcony and install a pizza oven.


I'd rather eat a balcony.

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any buildery types? on 21:59 - May 1 with 2727 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 21:54 - May 1 by vapour_trail

No. Sh1te.

I’d rather build a balcony and install a pizza oven.


If you could just offer a few clues how you'd support that structure we could be onto something.

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any buildery types? on 22:01 - May 1 with 2715 viewsvapour_trail

any buildery types? on 21:59 - May 1 by jeera

If you could just offer a few clues how you'd support that structure we could be onto something.


Bog roll.

Me and bullers are rolling in the stuff.

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any buildery types? on 22:01 - May 1 with 2714 viewssparks

any buildery types? on 21:51 - May 1 by Churchman

I’ve never had a Dominoes Pizza. Are they any good?


Kinda sickly.

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any buildery types? on 22:06 - May 1 with 2701 viewsbluelagos

any buildery types? on 21:53 - May 1 by SpruceMoose

It's excellent provincial pizza.


Dominoes opened a Franchise in Lagos a few years back, where Pizza options were somewhat limited.

Went down to try and 'em out - genuine conversation here.
Dominoes guy: How can I help Sir?
BL: Do you do Hawaiian pizza please?
Dominoes guy: Yes sir. How would you like it?
BL: Errrr...cooked? What do you mean?
Dominoes guy: Would you like it on a thick crust or a thin crust Sir?
BL: Oh right. Thin crust please.
Dominoes guy: Sorry Sir, we are out of thin crust.

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any buildery types? on 22:10 - May 1 with 2683 viewsChurchman

any buildery types? on 22:01 - May 1 by sparks

Kinda sickly.


There’s one 10 mins walk away (or 2 mins delivery) and I’ve never made it beyond the kebab house or Chinese before. Given your experiences, I’ll give it a miss 😃.
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any buildery types? on 22:10 - May 1 with 2681 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 22:06 - May 1 by bluelagos

Dominoes opened a Franchise in Lagos a few years back, where Pizza options were somewhat limited.

Went down to try and 'em out - genuine conversation here.
Dominoes guy: How can I help Sir?
BL: Do you do Hawaiian pizza please?
Dominoes guy: Yes sir. How would you like it?
BL: Errrr...cooked? What do you mean?
Dominoes guy: Would you like it on a thick crust or a thin crust Sir?
BL: Oh right. Thin crust please.
Dominoes guy: Sorry Sir, we are out of thin crust.


Dominoes guy: "You want fecking pineapple on your pizza?"

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any buildery types? on 22:12 - May 1 with 2670 viewsbluelagos

any buildery types? on 22:10 - May 1 by jeera

Dominoes guy: "You want fecking pineapple on your pizza?"


Mate, I hadn't seen a Pizza for 6 months.

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any buildery types? on 22:12 - May 1 with 2666 viewsvapour_trail

any buildery types? on 22:10 - May 1 by jeera

Dominoes guy: "You want fecking pineapple on your pizza?"


Next thing he’ll want a fecking egg on the thing.

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any buildery types? on 22:15 - May 1 with 2654 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 22:12 - May 1 by vapour_trail

Next thing he’ll want a fecking egg on the thing.


Eggs on a pizza are the real deal though.
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any buildery types? on 22:16 - May 1 with 2649 viewsSpruceMoose

any buildery types? on 22:15 - May 1 by jeera

Eggs on a pizza are the real deal though.
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Scrambled or omlette?

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any buildery types? on 22:17 - May 1 with 2644 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 22:12 - May 1 by bluelagos

Mate, I hadn't seen a Pizza for 6 months.


To be honest I like ham and pineapple on pizza but there's no way I'd admit that on here again.

I've only had Dominoes maybe twice but thought they were ok.

I'm clearly no pizza connoisseur!

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any buildery types? on 22:18 - May 1 with 2641 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 22:16 - May 1 by SpruceMoose

Scrambled or omlette?


I wrote fried but obviously that doesn't make sense.

Raw and then cooked.

You know what I mean!

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any buildery types? on 22:19 - May 1 with 2637 viewsSpruceMoose

any buildery types? on 22:18 - May 1 by jeera

I wrote fried but obviously that doesn't make sense.

Raw and then cooked.

You know what I mean!


Well I didn't think you meant hard boiled.

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any buildery types? on 22:20 - May 1 with 2629 viewsjeera

any buildery types? on 22:19 - May 1 by SpruceMoose

Well I didn't think you meant hard boiled.


No way.

They have to be soft boiled.

Then you can dip your pizza bread and pineapple in it.

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