| New Job Titles 10:24 - Sep 3 with 878 views | Keno |
just had an email from someone who's job title is "Trend Curator"
what on earth is one of those
Anyone else come across any 'new Job Titles' lately that made you go "eh?" |  |
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| New Job Titles on 10:28 - Sep 3 with 867 views | Pendejo |
Just take a look at the civil service job portal.... Probably multiple examples |  |
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| New Job Titles on 10:30 - Sep 3 with 850 views | eireblue |
Church of England priest? |  | | |
| New Job Titles on 10:57 - Sep 3 with 805 views | 524hudson |
A friend of mines job title is "fermented beverage pump attendant" he is a Barman. |  |
| "More knowledge is passed by the reading of books than at times the spoken word" Some pissed chap at my local. |
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| New Job Titles on 10:58 - Sep 3 with 803 views | Steve_M |
You could probably make a decent anagram out of that. |  |
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| New Job Titles on 11:03 - Sep 3 with 780 views | UB9Blue |
| New Job Titles on 10:28 - Sep 3 by Pendejo |
Just take a look at the civil service job portal.... Probably multiple examples |
I have been looking at the this portal and the job titles as overly complex yet vague. The descriptions might as well be written in another language as it is very difficult to ascertain what the roles actually are.
I mentioned this to someone the other day and they suggested that if you are in that circle of the civil service it probably makes sense but outsiders are left completely flumoxed |  | | |
| New Job Titles on 11:13 - Sep 3 with 747 views | fabian_illness |
My mate is a ‘vision technician’.
He comes round once a month to clean the windows.
(He’s a window cleaner) |  | | |
| New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 with 726 views | factual_blue |
| New Job Titles on 11:03 - Sep 3 by UB9Blue |
I have been looking at the this portal and the job titles as overly complex yet vague. The descriptions might as well be written in another language as it is very difficult to ascertain what the roles actually are.
I mentioned this to someone the other day and they suggested that if you are in that circle of the civil service it probably makes sense but outsiders are left completely flumoxed |
They're mainly IT and digital roles though. That explains a lot. Written for them by IT consultants. |  |
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| New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 with 725 views | Oldsmoker |
New job titles have gone a bit nuts of late.
In the '80's my company invented new job titles to give selected people a bigger pay rise. The company-wide 5% pay increase could not be broken as we were "all in this together".FFS
So, rename someones job title from database administrator to database co-ordinator and they get a 10% pay rise which doesn't break the company pay-rise structure as it's a new position. No change in job responsibilties, but hey ho, how else are you going to reward the dept. favourite and company bootlicker. |  |
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| New Job Titles on 11:57 - Sep 3 with 704 views | UB9Blue |
| New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 by factual_blue |
They're mainly IT and digital roles though. That explains a lot. Written for them by IT consultants. |
My fountain pen and abacus won't be any use then | | | |
| New Job Titles on 12:13 - Sep 3 with 684 views | Swansea_Blue |
A Trend Curator is obviously someone who curates trends, dippy  |  |
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| New Job Titles on 13:16 - Sep 3 with 634 views | factual_blue |
| New Job Titles on 11:57 - Sep 3 by UB9Blue |
My fountain pen and abacus won't be any use then |
Have you considered a career in HM Treasury or the Bank of England? | |
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