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New Job Titles 10:24 - Sep 3 with 877 viewsKeno

just had an email from someone who's job title is "Trend Curator"

what on earth is one of those

Anyone else come across any 'new Job Titles' lately that made you go "eh?"

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New Job Titles on 10:28 - Sep 3 with 866 viewsPendejo

Just take a look at the civil service job portal.... Probably multiple examples

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New Job Titles on 10:30 - Sep 3 with 849 viewseireblue

Church of England priest?
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New Job Titles on 10:57 - Sep 3 with 804 views524hudson

A friend of mines job title is "fermented beverage pump attendant" he is a Barman.

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New Job Titles on 10:58 - Sep 3 with 802 viewsSteve_M

You could probably make a decent anagram out of that.

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New Job Titles on 11:03 - Sep 3 with 779 viewsUB9Blue

New Job Titles on 10:28 - Sep 3 by Pendejo

Just take a look at the civil service job portal.... Probably multiple examples


I have been looking at the this portal and the job titles as overly complex yet vague. The descriptions might as well be written in another language as it is very difficult to ascertain what the roles actually are.

I mentioned this to someone the other day and they suggested that if you are in that circle of the civil service it probably makes sense but outsiders are left completely flumoxed
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New Job Titles on 11:13 - Sep 3 with 746 viewsfabian_illness

My mate is a ‘vision technician’.
He comes round once a month to clean the windows.
(He’s a window cleaner)
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New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 with 725 viewsfactual_blue

New Job Titles on 11:03 - Sep 3 by UB9Blue

I have been looking at the this portal and the job titles as overly complex yet vague. The descriptions might as well be written in another language as it is very difficult to ascertain what the roles actually are.

I mentioned this to someone the other day and they suggested that if you are in that circle of the civil service it probably makes sense but outsiders are left completely flumoxed


They're mainly IT and digital roles though. That explains a lot. Written for them by IT consultants.

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New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 with 724 viewsOldsmoker

New job titles have gone a bit nuts of late.
In the '80's my company invented new job titles to give selected people a bigger pay rise. The company-wide 5% pay increase could not be broken as we were "all in this together".FFS
So, rename someones job title from database administrator to database co-ordinator and they get a 10% pay rise which doesn't break the company pay-rise structure as it's a new position. No change in job responsibilties, but hey ho, how else are you going to reward the dept. favourite and company bootlicker.

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New Job Titles on 11:57 - Sep 3 with 703 viewsUB9Blue

New Job Titles on 11:26 - Sep 3 by factual_blue

They're mainly IT and digital roles though. That explains a lot. Written for them by IT consultants.


My fountain pen and abacus won't be any use then
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New Job Titles on 12:13 - Sep 3 with 683 viewsSwansea_Blue

A Trend Curator is obviously someone who curates trends, dippy

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New Job Titles on 13:16 - Sep 3 with 633 viewsfactual_blue

New Job Titles on 11:57 - Sep 3 by UB9Blue

My fountain pen and abacus won't be any use then


Have you considered a career in HM Treasury or the Bank of England?

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New Job Titles on 13:23 - Sep 3 with 625 viewsfactual_blue

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