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Jacob Rees Mogg 19:56 - Jan 14 with 1954 views

Wicksy

What a despicable prick he is

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 19:59 - Jan 14 with 1922 views

gordon

He's a complete Spratt.

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:05 - Jan 14 with 1895 views

BlueBadger

The FSM farce continues by BlueBadger 14 Jan 2021 15:13
Reminder: If everyone could use no nasty names* to describe these people then, that would be lovely.

*Terms like 'picaninny' or 'bum boy' exempt from the classification of Abusive Language.

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:06 - Jan 14 with 1885 views

monytowbray

The fish are happy they are now British though.

“Hey you lot, I know we are being overfished and our entire environment is being destroyed by pollution but look, BLUE FISH PASSPORT.”

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:43 - Jan 14 with 1806 views

jontysnut

I bet if he was left alone with a skate his trousers would be round his ankles quicker than you could say quota fulfilment

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:51 - Jan 14 with 1770 views

BlueBadger

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:43 - Jan 14 by jontysnut
I bet if he was left alone with a skate his trousers would be round his ankles quicker than you could say quota fulfilment

That's quite a specific fantasy, right there.

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:51 - Jan 14 with 1767 views

SpruceMoose

In before numerous bellends with 'he's a good egg'.

	Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:57 - Jan 14 with 1739 views

BrianTablet

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:51 - Jan 14 by BlueBadger
That's quite a specific fantasy, right there.

Surely you've seen the dodgy copy of Skate Humble BluRay knocking around the dark web?

	"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
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Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:58 - Jan 14 with 1731 views

BlueBadger

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:57 - Jan 14 by BrianTablet
Surely you've seen the dodgy copy of Skate Humble BluRay knocking around the dark web?

I always thought that was the title of a Fall b-side.

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 21:52 - Jan 14 with 1617 views

jontysnut

Jacob Rees Mogg on 20:51 - Jan 14 by BlueBadger
That's quite a specific fantasy, right there.

The reproductive organ of the skate looks uncannily like its human female counterpart and the story is that that on fishing boats these used to be cut out in case matelots who'd been at sea for months were tempted to take advantage. I think this is why Southampton fans call Pompey fans 'skates'

Jacob Rees Mogg on 22:12 - Jan 14 with 1565 views

Melford

Literally looks like one Beano character

https://news.sky.com/story/beano-tells-rees-mogg-to-stop-copying-comic-character

With the personality of another

sprinked with this

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 22:17 - Jan 14 with 1547 views

BlueBadger

Jacob Rees Mogg on 22:12 - Jan 14 by Melford
Literally looks like one Beano character https://news.sky.com/story/beano-tells-rees-mogg-to-stop-copying-comic-character With the personality of another sprinked with this [Post edited 14 Jan 2021 22:15]

False comparison there, Lord Snooty had loads of working class(and indeed a non-white) friends and tended to be generous with his money towards his less fortunate chums.

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 22:24 - Jan 14 with 1525 views

Melford

Jacob Rees Mogg on 22:17 - Jan 14 by BlueBadger
False comparison there, Lord Snooty had loads of working class(and indeed a non-white) friends and tended to be generous with his money towards his less fortunate chums.

I take it back about Lord Snooty. The Harry Enfield Tory Boy thing has come true though, all the people he was taking the p!ss out of back then are now running the country.

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Jacob Rees Mogg on 23:18 - Jan 14 with 1425 views

Churchman

As I’ve said in other posts, JRM was one of the laziest that I saw in Brexit Select Committees. Never read the brief, didn’t listen, world of his own. A really odd bloke and wherever his skills are (well hidden), he shouldn’t be in the HoC in my view.

Jacob Rees Mogg on 07:49 - Jan 15 with 1259 views

solemio

Drove 15 miles to go to church. There are six RC churches nearer to his humble abode.
Info from the County Gazette (Somerset)

Jacob Rees Mogg on 09:26 - Jan 15 with 1161 views

BlueNomad

The OP could have posted this at any time in the past and been just as accurate in their assessment.

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