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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different 10:40 - Jan 18 with 915 viewswkj

We can now tell our bosses we're unhappy without having to burden them with our words.

Maybe I am being arrogant of a revolutionary idea, but my gut instinct here is this product and the person who invented it has absolutely no idea how the real world works.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55637328

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 with 891 viewsKeno

that is just a tad random isnt it!!

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 with 887 viewsclive_baker

What a fecking load of b0llocks that is

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 with 889 viewsfooters

I prefer the traditional approach of very curt emails and two-hour lunch breaks in the Dog and Duck, tbh.

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:44 - Jan 18 with 876 viewswkj

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 by Keno

that is just a tad random isnt it!!


There clearly needs to be a "I'm having a self sanctioned fag break" "I'm taking a dump right now" and "im sneaking out early for the day" button

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:59 - Jan 18 with 821 viewsfactual_blue

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 by footers

I prefer the traditional approach of very curt emails and two-hour lunch breaks in the Dog and Duck, tbh.


I went through a very bad period at work many years ago. I arrived at ten, stopped working for two hours at lunchtime, and left at four. Nobody said a word.

I ended up with stress-induced chicken pox.

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:02 - Jan 18 with 804 viewsfooters

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:59 - Jan 18 by factual_blue

I went through a very bad period at work many years ago. I arrived at ten, stopped working for two hours at lunchtime, and left at four. Nobody said a word.

I ended up with stress-induced chicken pox.


Bloody public sector slackers. Typical.

Is it a closed shop now, or do slacking positions still exist?
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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:03 - Jan 18 with 798 viewsKeno

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 10:42 - Jan 18 by footers

I prefer the traditional approach of very curt emails and two-hour lunch breaks in the Dog and Duck, tbh.


if you were Facters a two lunch break would have a short and worried your managers as they would have thought you were actually working for a living

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:09 - Jan 18 with 781 viewsfactual_blue

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:02 - Jan 18 by footers

Bloody public sector slackers. Typical.

Is it a closed shop now, or do slacking positions still exist?
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Try the Ministry of Defence. In past (some of this was a long time ago), people there have been

- told they were working too hard*
- told to take the three weeks sick leave they were entitled to every year*


Finally when a friend who worked there more recently said she'd find the two-day Intermediate MS Word course useful, she was offered one the following week. She worked at RAF Cosford; the course was at RAF Akrotiri.






*This would have been over fifty years ago btw

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:16 - Jan 18 with 749 viewsPendejo

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:09 - Jan 18 by factual_blue

Try the Ministry of Defence. In past (some of this was a long time ago), people there have been

- told they were working too hard*
- told to take the three weeks sick leave they were entitled to every year*


Finally when a friend who worked there more recently said she'd find the two-day Intermediate MS Word course useful, she was offered one the following week. She worked at RAF Cosford; the course was at RAF Akrotiri.






*This would have been over fifty years ago btw


A cousin of mine worked for the outfit that chased down absentee parents for cash (CSA?), he received an informal verbal warning telling him to curb his productivity... He decided to get a different job.

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:20 - Jan 18 with 732 viewswkj

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:03 - Jan 18 by Keno

if you were Facters a two lunch break would have a short and worried your managers as they would have thought you were actually working for a living


Having two lunches allows factors to think out of the box, as seen here


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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:27 - Jan 18 with 716 viewsKeno

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:20 - Jan 18 by wkj

Having two lunches allows factors to think out of the box, as seen here



That reminds me of the old Wheelbarrow joke

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:48 - Jan 18 with 687 viewswkj

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:27 - Jan 18 by Keno

That reminds me of the old Wheelbarrow joke


Give a man a wheel barrow, and he will learn to fish?

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 12:18 - Jan 18 with 650 viewsfactual_blue

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:16 - Jan 18 by Pendejo

A cousin of mine worked for the outfit that chased down absentee parents for cash (CSA?), he received an informal verbal warning telling him to curb his productivity... He decided to get a different job.


The CSA was an absolute mess from day one.

They have trained suicide officers in their call centres to deal with absent parents who threaten to kill themselves when being asked to meet the cost of supporting their child.

At the height of antipathy towards the CSA, the Chief Exec had to be provided with a flat with its address withheld, and the lease held by a SIS front company.

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 12:50 - Jan 18 with 603 viewsKeno

Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 11:48 - Jan 18 by wkj

Give a man a wheel barrow, and he will learn to fish?


My dodgy mate Paul worked on a building site and every day he wheeled a barrow out with the contents covered by his coat

Everyday the guard stopped him and searched the barrow convinced Paul was stealing stuff off the site and everyday all that was under the coat was a newspaper and his lunch box

This went on for weeks until the last day the guard said to Paul "I know you are up to something go tell me what I have you nicking everyday'

Paul smiles and replied "wheelbarrows'

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Town is a mess, Brexit is a mess, Covid is a mess - but somethings different on 13:27 - Jan 18 with 555 viewsDarth_Koont

Think it’s about bosses not having to check in with their staff and they can just pretend everything is great.

So I’m sure there’s a big enough market of rubbish man-managers and dysfunctional teams ... in fact I’ve already thought of a customer close to our thoughts.

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