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Enough of this football related nonsense .... 08:33 - Feb 20 with 1762 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Cheer up Footers, look it's 'insect of the day' and we are going global....the tree hopper/thorn bug.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 with 1746 viewsfooters

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:41 - Feb 20 with 1720 viewsWeWereZombies

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


'Many treehoppers secrete honeydew, a sweet by-product of digestion.'

'They may injure trees and shrubs when the female deposits her yellow, elongated eggs into a double row of curved slits cut into the bark. Fungi and other plant diseases also may enter through these slits.'

https://www.britannica.com/animal/treehopper

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:44 - Feb 20 with 1717 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


They do however jump around like monkeys....

The thorn bug is an occasional pest of ornamentals and fruit trees in southern Florida. During heavy infestations, nymphs and adults form dense clusters around the twigs, branches and even small tree trunks. Some hosts that have been severely damaged including.....woman's tongue tree (Albizzia lebbek).....a tree best avoided!

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:47 - Feb 20 with 1698 viewsHerbivore

Nice! We had a different type of hopper in our garden last year, pretty cool little bugs. Didn't look as fancy as this one though, think this one looks like a bit of a show off to be honest.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:52 - Feb 20 with 1684 viewsfooters

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:44 - Feb 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

They do however jump around like monkeys....

The thorn bug is an occasional pest of ornamentals and fruit trees in southern Florida. During heavy infestations, nymphs and adults form dense clusters around the twigs, branches and even small tree trunks. Some hosts that have been severely damaged including.....woman's tongue tree (Albizzia lebbek).....a tree best avoided!


Excellent stuff. And re: best fictional dog, it died a death. But fwiw it probably was best put down as I was going to fix it in Roobarb's favour anyway.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:58 - Feb 20 with 1676 viewsSteve_M

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


Yep, 500 posts all variants on the same theme is a bit tedious however warranted the sentiment may be. The odd interesting distraction is part of TWTD.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:23 - Feb 20 with 1661 viewsfactual_blue

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


When performing their courtship call, the thorn bugs use the muscles in their abdomen to generate a continuous call that decreases in frequency as the tone gets longer, and high frequency clicks at periodic times in the call caused by the muscles pulling on the horn of the insect resulting in the clicks.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:28 - Feb 20 with 1654 viewsWeWereZombies

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:23 - Feb 20 by factual_blue

When performing their courtship call, the thorn bugs use the muscles in their abdomen to generate a continuous call that decreases in frequency as the tone gets longer, and high frequency clicks at periodic times in the call caused by the muscles pulling on the horn of the insect resulting in the clicks.


Yes, well, we all do that, don't we?

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:29 - Feb 20 with 1652 viewsKeno

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:23 - Feb 20 by factual_blue

When performing their courtship call, the thorn bugs use the muscles in their abdomen to generate a continuous call that decreases in frequency as the tone gets longer, and high frequency clicks at periodic times in the call caused by the muscles pulling on the horn of the insect resulting in the clicks.


But is still more melodic and harmonious that the Smiths

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:36 - Feb 20 with 1644 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


How could you have a monkey as "Insect of the Day"?

Never heard such nonsense...

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:37 - Feb 20 with 1638 viewsfactual_blue

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:29 - Feb 20 by Keno

But is still more melodic and harmonious that the Smiths


That goes without saying.

Although it's worth saying nonetheless.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:45 - Feb 20 with 1619 viewsfooters

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:36 - Feb 20 by Tangledupin_Blue

How could you have a monkey as "Insect of the Day"?

Never heard such nonsense...


As I said at the time, I'm no insect expert. I leave that to Banksy and other naturalists... or is that naturists?

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:45 - Feb 20 with 1619 viewsfooters

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:29 - Feb 20 by Keno

But is still more melodic and harmonious that the Smiths


Abuse reported.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:47 - Feb 20 with 1598 viewsfactual_blue

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 09:45 - Feb 20 by footers

Abuse reported.


Any mention of the smiths is more an assault than mere abuse.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:52 - Feb 20 with 1588 viewshoppy

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:47 - Feb 20 by Herbivore

Nice! We had a different type of hopper in our garden last year, pretty cool little bugs. Didn't look as fancy as this one though, think this one looks like a bit of a show off to be honest.


Yeah, sorry about that.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:55 - Feb 20 with 1582 viewsChurchman

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


You need more than a newspaper fwap to kill a cockroach
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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:58 - Feb 20 with 1576 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:55 - Feb 20 by Churchman

You need more than a newspaper fwap to kill a cockroach


This really isn't the place for insect death talk if you please!

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:59 - Feb 20 with 1571 viewsfooters

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:58 - Feb 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

This really isn't the place for insect death talk if you please!


Yes, please stick to positive insect/monkey related content on these threads. And no abusing the Smiths either, Morrissey has feelings, y'know.

Thanks in advance.

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 14:33 - Feb 20 with 1538 viewsWeWereZombies

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 11:59 - Feb 20 by footers

Yes, please stick to positive insect/monkey related content on these threads. And no abusing the Smiths either, Morrissey has feelings, y'know.

Thanks in advance.


Yes, we know Morrissey has feelings - does he ever stop going on about them?

Anyway, looking at the photo in the OP again I can see that the treehoppers have lined up 2-3-3-2, same as Lambert is setting his players up today (Diamond / Christmas Tree / with bells on / actually the players are not given any formation guidance at all, once the team is selected they have to try and juggle themselves into whatever position seems to fit.) Now we know that if we want ITFC def info before anyone else we can look to a Bankster nature notes thread getting posted early on a match day...
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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 14:44 - Feb 20 with 1516 viewsjaykay

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 08:35 - Feb 20 by footers

Thank god, a ray of light in amongst all the def info knobs and news commenters. Many thanks, banksy, this has cheered me right up.

Although I am disappointed that it isn't a monkey.

Any interesting facts about these wonderful creatures?
[Post edited 20 Feb 2021 8:40]


here you go footers ,monkey and insect

https://digg.com/video/pygmy-marmoset-tiny-world

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 15:57 - Feb 20 with 1495 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Saw my first butterfly (red admiral) of the year during the first half....anybody else spotted anything insect related?

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Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 16:01 - Feb 20 with 1490 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Enough of this football related nonsense .... on 14:44 - Feb 20 by jaykay

here you go footers ,monkey and insect

https://digg.com/video/pygmy-marmoset-tiny-world


That's almost exactly how I picture Footers with that barmaid he bangs on about.

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