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The perfect gift for Mother's Day 09:53 - Mar 9 with 843 viewsElderGrizzly

If your mother is a steaming racist of course. For just £75, Nigel will send you a personalised video message

https://www.cameo.com/nigelfarage



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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 09:56 - Mar 9 with 792 viewsmonytowbray

Is there anything he won’t do to scam?

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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:00 - Mar 9 with 767 viewsElderGrizzly

The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 09:56 - Mar 9 by monytowbray

Is there anything he won’t do to scam?


Well clearly not.

I'm surprised he has lowered himself to this and for £75 as well given some of the fees charged on there by 'celebrities'.
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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:12 - Mar 9 with 722 viewspointofblue

How much must someone hate their mother to get them that?

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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:16 - Mar 9 with 714 viewsElderGrizzly

The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:12 - Mar 9 by pointofblue

How much must someone hate their mother to get them that?


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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:25 - Mar 9 with 696 viewsSwansea_Blue

Good grief. Desperation springs to mind.

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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:36 - Mar 9 with 669 viewsJosebadleg

For half the price you can have a Chuckle Brother instead

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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:39 - Mar 9 with 657 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:36 - Mar 9 by Josebadleg

For half the price you can have a Chuckle Brother instead


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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:48 - Mar 9 with 642 viewsMattinLondon

The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 09:56 - Mar 9 by monytowbray

Is there anything he won’t do to scam?


Well apart from telling the truth, no I don’t think theres a lot he wouldn’t do to rinse people of their cash.
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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:49 - Mar 9 with 644 viewsfactual_blue

The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:00 - Mar 9 by ElderGrizzly

Well clearly not.

I'm surprised he has lowered himself to this and for £75 as well given some of the fees charged on there by 'celebrities'.


'Dear Nigel,
Here's £75. Please sing the following to my mum. It's her favourite song. The tune is that of the German song 'Oh Christmas tree'.

The people's flag is deepest red
It shrouded oft our martyred dead
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their hearts' blood dyed in every fold
Then raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here
It waved above our infant might
When all ahead seemed dark as night
It witnessed many a deed and vow
We mustn't change it's color now
Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here
It well recalls the triumphs past
It gives the hope of peace at last
The banner bright, the symbol plain
Of human right and human gain
Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here
It suits today the meek and base
Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place
To cringe beneath the rich man's frown
And haul that sacred emblem down
Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here
With heads uncovered swear we all
To bare it onward 'til we fall
Come dungeons dark or gallows grim
This song shall be our parting hymn
Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here


Got to be worth £75 to get that on video.

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The perfect gift for Mother's Day on 10:55 - Mar 9 with 623 viewsclive_baker


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