Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... 13:45 - Jul 17 with 912 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:54 - Jul 17 with 884 viewsOldsmoker

Actually, I haven't heard a lot of us oldies saying that because "it goes without saying".

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:59 - Jul 17 with 868 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

"From the earliest time the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture." Somerset Maugham

Poll: Are this group of ITFC players the best squad in the division?

2
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:00 - Jul 17 with 864 viewsLord_Lucan

Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:54 - Jul 17 by Oldsmoker

Actually, I haven't heard a lot of us oldies saying that because "it goes without saying".


"You don't know you're born"

My favourite one was my best mate Mikey, he used to have a plant nursery and only hated two things in his life.

1/ Smoking

2/ Anyone who didn't close the gate after they drove in.

I can hear him right now bellowing to his kids, "£20,000 a year on private education and you can't close a gate"

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Poll: How will you be celebrating Prince Phils life today

2
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:01 - Jul 17 with 853 viewsKeno

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:08 - Jul 17 with 834 viewsOldsmoker

Always nice to celebrate "Old Folks Day".
"Old Folks Day" is July 17th? I hear you ask.
No, "Old Folks Day" is every day.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:10 - Jul 17 with 818 viewsJ2BLUE

"If I was 20 years younger"

If you were 20 years younger you'd still be old enough to be her grandad.

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

1
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:14 - Jul 17 with 806 viewsOldsmoker

Grandad : "I feel like a young man again."

Grandson : "Never took you for gay, grandad."

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 with 803 viewsfactual_blue

'TWTD tolerates - nay encourages - rampant ageism'

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

0
Login to get fewer ads

Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 with 801 viewsDubtractor

"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'

Every morning when I wake up.

That's normal yeah?

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
Poll: Important Christmas poll - which is the best Celebration chocolate?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 with 776 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 by Dubtractor

"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'

Every morning when I wake up.

That's normal yeah?


Only after the 5th piss.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 with 778 viewsOldsmoker

Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 by Dubtractor

"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'

Every morning when I wake up.

That's normal yeah?


'Fraid so.
When I used to visit my mum on the occassional weekend, I used to wake her in the morning and sometimes she'd say "B*gger, still alive".

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:24 - Jul 17 with 768 viewsOldsmoker

Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 by BanksterDebtSlave

Only after the 5th piss.


Usually after the first one if you did it in bed.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

1
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 15:39 - Jul 17 with 712 viewsWD19

“One swallow does not make a girlfriend.”
0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 16:39 - Jul 17 with 672 viewsjaykay

i prefer youth is a gift of nature old age is a work of art

forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows

0
Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 17:43 - Jul 17 with 635 viewsWeWereZombies

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

0




About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Online Safety Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2025