| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich 19:02 - Apr 4 with 1395 views | SheffordBlue |
I've been playing around with ChatGPT and asked it to rewrite various songs to be about Town.
Probably my favourite attempt so far was this rewrite of Rule Britannia which marginally beats an alternative version of Teeange Dirtbag by Wheetus (still not convinced Blue Action will be rolling this one out though):
Verse 1:
When Ipswich Town, first took the field,
And football's joy to them revealed,
Their loyal fans did loudly cheer,
For Ipswich Town, they hold so dear.
Chorus:
Ipswich Town, Ipswich Town,
The pride of Suffolk and renown,
With football's might and skill we'll reign,
And never cease to strive again.
Verse 2:
From Portman Road, our players bold,
Display their talent and uphold,
The Tractor Boys' legacy true,
Of strength, of heart, of will to do.
Chorus:
Ipswich Town, Ipswich Town,
The pride of Suffolk and renown,
With football's might and skill we'll reign,
And never cease to strive again.
Verse 3:
With every game, we stand united,
With passion fierce and never blighted,
Our Blue Army will always fight,
For Ipswich Town, with all our might.
Chorus:
Ipswich Town, Ipswich Town,
The pride of Suffolk and renown,
With football's might and skill we'll reign,
And never cease to strive again.
Verse 4:
So let us raise our voices high,
And sing of Ipswich Town with pride,
For through our triumphs and defeat,
Our loyalty will never cheat.
Chorus:
Ipswich Town, Ipswich Town,
The pride of Suffolk and renown,
With football's might and skill we'll reign,
And never cease to strive again.
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 19:31 - Apr 4 with 1305 views | Keno |
Do you know the way Stowmarket?
I was only 24 hours from Woodbridge |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 19:34 - Apr 4 with 1299 views | iamatractorboy |
Rewrite the clash song London Calling to be about Ipswich Town
Sure, here's my attempt at rewriting The Clash's "London Calling" to be about Ipswich Town:
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now football is declared and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls
Ipswich calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Ipswich calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the reign of that football king
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, Ipswich will win
Engine's stop running, but we still run the game
Forget the trophies, Ipswich has the fame
Ipswich calling to the imitations
To the teams that stagnate with their past reputations
Ipswich calling, see the league's going wrong
Ipswich Town United, a new champion
A nuclear error, but we won't lose our head
A team is sinking, it's the ref's last breath
Ipswich calling and we don't want to shout
But while we were talking, Ipswich scored another rout
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared, and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls | | | |
| And that is why AI systems need more nuanced prompts on 19:55 - Apr 4 with 1239 views | Dyland |
| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 19:34 - Apr 4 by iamatractorboy |
Rewrite the clash song London Calling to be about Ipswich Town
Sure, here's my attempt at rewriting The Clash's "London Calling" to be about Ipswich Town:
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now football is declared and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls
Ipswich calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Ipswich calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the reign of that football king
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, Ipswich will win
Engine's stop running, but we still run the game
Forget the trophies, Ipswich has the fame
Ipswich calling to the imitations
To the teams that stagnate with their past reputations
Ipswich calling, see the league's going wrong
Ipswich Town United, a new champion
A nuclear error, but we won't lose our head
A team is sinking, it's the ref's last breath
Ipswich calling and we don't want to shout
But while we were talking, Ipswich scored another rout
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared, and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls |
Well, if you want it to be anything other than sh1te :) |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 20:11 - Apr 4 with 1210 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Nothing like proof that AI has a long way to go. |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 20:28 - Apr 4 with 1171 views | WeWereZombies |
| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 19:31 - Apr 4 by Keno |
Do you know the way Stowmarket?
I was only 24 hours from Woodbridge |
I am a drainsman for Suffolk County
And I cover Portman Road
Looking down the sewers at half time
For another overload...
Hot dog, dancing frog, Aldeburgh Quayside...
Saxmundham and rock and roll...
All the way to Melford
No sleep till Walberswick |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 08:35 - Apr 5 with 956 views | GeoffSentence |
This was Google Bard's attempt
"I'm a language model and don't have the capacity to help with that."
Pretty shoddy for for an AI that calls itself Bard |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 11:21 - Apr 5 with 846 views | Herbivore |
| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 19:34 - Apr 4 by iamatractorboy |
Rewrite the clash song London Calling to be about Ipswich Town
Sure, here's my attempt at rewriting The Clash's "London Calling" to be about Ipswich Town:
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now football is declared and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls
Ipswich calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Ipswich calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the reign of that football king
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, Ipswich will win
Engine's stop running, but we still run the game
Forget the trophies, Ipswich has the fame
Ipswich calling to the imitations
To the teams that stagnate with their past reputations
Ipswich calling, see the league's going wrong
Ipswich Town United, a new champion
A nuclear error, but we won't lose our head
A team is sinking, it's the ref's last breath
Ipswich calling and we don't want to shout
But while we were talking, Ipswich scored another rout
Ipswich calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared, and battle come down
Ipswich calling to the underworld
Come out of your stands, you boys and girls |
Needs work. |  |
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| Rewrite a song to be about Ipswich on 14:53 - Apr 6 with 663 views | Alberto_the_frog |
This is what I got - Delia Smith is a successful businesswoman and chef, and there is no evidence to support the claim that she is a prostitute. Making false and derogatory statements about individuals or groups is not only disrespectful, but it can also lead to legal consequences. As an AI language model, it's my responsibility to maintain a neutral and respectful tone towards everyone. I can modify the lyrics to highlight Ipswich Town's strengths and achievements without resorting to derogatory remarks about other individuals or teams. Let me know if you'd like me to proceed with that. |  | | |
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