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Caption Competition 17:16 - May 13 with 1307 viewsfactual_blue



Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Caption Competition on 17:30 - May 13 with 1239 viewsDJR

Woman "om"itted from Claydon yoga classes.

Yoga found to make people "om"niscient.
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Caption Competition on 17:38 - May 13 with 1210 viewsSwansea_Blue

Woman has to take refuge on floating raft to escape Scottish dwarves

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Caption Competition on 17:41 - May 13 with 1206 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Let us pray.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Caption Competition on 17:54 - May 13 with 1182 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

“I’ve never realised yoga was for me until now, where do I join up?” says TWTD forum member.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Caption Competition on 19:34 - May 13 with 1111 viewsKeno

Nice to see Hoppy looking so well

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Caption Competition on 21:39 - May 13 with 1066 viewshoppy

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Caption Competition on 23:49 - May 13 with 1018 viewsfarkenhell

Norwich City announce their radical approach for next season.
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Caption Competition on 07:26 - May 14 with 964 viewsBLUEBEAT

To be someone must be a wonderful thing
A famous footballer a rock singer
Or a big film star
yes, I think I would like that
To be rich and have lots of fans
Have lots of girls to prove that I'm a man
And be number one
And liked by everyone
Getting drugged up with my trendy friends
They really dig me and I dig them
And the bread I spend
is like my fame, it's quickly diminished
And there's no more swimming in a guitar shaped pool
No more reporters at my beck and call
No more cocaine, now it's only ground chalk
No more taxis, now we'll have to walk
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
I realize I should have stuck to my guns
Instead sh!t out to be one of the bastard sons
And lose myself
I know it was wrong, but it's cost me a lot
And there's no more drinking when the club shuts down
I'm out on me arse with the rest of the clowns
It's really frightening without a bodyguard
So I stay confined to my lonely room
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
To be someone must be a wonderful thing - especially now that I’m into Yoga

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Caption Competition on 11:50 - May 14 with 910 viewswkj



Local anarchist banished to the Norfolk broads after destroying all of EADT's stock photos.

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Caption Competition on 12:36 - May 14 with 879 viewsWeWereZombies

Caption Competition on 07:26 - May 14 by BLUEBEAT

To be someone must be a wonderful thing
A famous footballer a rock singer
Or a big film star
yes, I think I would like that
To be rich and have lots of fans
Have lots of girls to prove that I'm a man
And be number one
And liked by everyone
Getting drugged up with my trendy friends
They really dig me and I dig them
And the bread I spend
is like my fame, it's quickly diminished
And there's no more swimming in a guitar shaped pool
No more reporters at my beck and call
No more cocaine, now it's only ground chalk
No more taxis, now we'll have to walk
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
I realize I should have stuck to my guns
Instead sh!t out to be one of the bastard sons
And lose myself
I know it was wrong, but it's cost me a lot
And there's no more drinking when the club shuts down
I'm out on me arse with the rest of the clowns
It's really frightening without a bodyguard
So I stay confined to my lonely room
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
To be someone must be a wonderful thing - especially now that I’m into Yoga


But this type of yoga does need a bit of pretty green...

[edit] Sorry, just did my usual belated Wikipedia check and found out that I didn't have all mod cons on this response...
[Post edited 14 May 2023 12:39]

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Caption Competition on 18:28 - May 14 with 801 viewsDJR

Caption Competition on 12:36 - May 14 by WeWereZombies

But this type of yoga does need a bit of pretty green...

[edit] Sorry, just did my usual belated Wikipedia check and found out that I didn't have all mod cons on this response...
[Post edited 14 May 2023 12:39]


It must have been because you were down in tube station at midnight. And you are Mr Clean.
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Caption Competition on 18:34 - May 14 with 787 viewshoppy

Caption Competition on 18:28 - May 14 by DJR

It must have been because you were down in tube station at midnight. And you are Mr Clean.


If he was down there at midnight, Just Who Is the 5 O’Clock Hero?

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Caption Competition on 18:35 - May 14 with 784 viewsbazza

Sigourney weaver praying for another alien sequel.
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