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If you now stick you finger into your belly button all the way and then sniff it, how bad does it smell. Mine this morning was a solid 11......totally rank.
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Mine these days is always a solid 0, but it wasn’t always the case…
From my childhood I always had a skin tag inside my belly button, not very big in those days but still an extra piece of flesh to help the accumulation debris. More recently it went a bit mental and started to grow and deform in the style of John Merrick. For a while it went off your scale (probably into three figures) as it filled my belly button until it got removed.
I have got used to having an empty (and clean as an operating theatre table) belly button now and I reckon the development of antibiotics has jumped forward 5 years because of it.
My nose however - different story. (yes I pick my nose - get over it)
Some months ago I caught a bogey just inside my nose and I picked out a 2 inch stalactite with a drippy teardrop end. The sensation of pulling that out was a 10. I have tried in hope to repeat it but have been sorely disappointed with the lack of anything remotely like that awesome bogey.
Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
On a scale of 1 to 10...... on 08:22 - Jul 30 by azuremerlangus
Mine these days is always a solid 0, but it wasn’t always the case…
From my childhood I always had a skin tag inside my belly button, not very big in those days but still an extra piece of flesh to help the accumulation debris. More recently it went a bit mental and started to grow and deform in the style of John Merrick. For a while it went off your scale (probably into three figures) as it filled my belly button until it got removed.
I have got used to having an empty (and clean as an operating theatre table) belly button now and I reckon the development of antibiotics has jumped forward 5 years because of it.
What a wonderful belly button story, it sounds like you developed an entire ecosystem in there. Navel gazing at its finest.
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
On a scale of 1 to 10...... on 09:30 - Jul 30 by Oldsmoker
My belly buttons a zero. Nothing to see there.
My nose however - different story. (yes I pick my nose - get over it)
Some months ago I caught a bogey just inside my nose and I picked out a 2 inch stalactite with a drippy teardrop end. The sensation of pulling that out was a 10. I have tried in hope to repeat it but have been sorely disappointed with the lack of anything remotely like that awesome bogey.
....but did you eat it?
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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