| Everyone has got that work colleague 16:42 - Dec 22 with 2339 views | gtsb1966 |
who is a complete **** even at Xmas. Today just like every Friday we finished at 2pm but we all stopped 15 minutes early to have a chat about the Xmas holiday and what we were doing etc. The firms grass then goes to the manager telling him we've stopped early. The manager doesn't care and even comes down and chats with us. The grass is nowhere to be seen. Don't know why but it has got my back up. Any non violent revenge tips gratefully accepted. |  | | |  |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 16:44 - Dec 22 with 2293 views | BrianTablet |
To be fair though, you are a cardiac surgeon. |  |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:03 - Dec 22 with 2190 views | gtsb1966 |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 16:44 - Dec 22 by BrianTablet |
To be fair though, you are a cardiac surgeon. |
True. I've often been referred to as a heartthrob. | | | |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:09 - Dec 22 with 2145 views | catch74 |
Christmas card from the office with a handful of grass enclosed (lawn grass.) |  |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:41 - Dec 22 with 2010 views | TresBonne |
Get a bit of tape, put it under the light on his mouse. It'll take him ages to figure out why his mouse isn't working. Age old office prank |  | | |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:42 - Dec 22 with 1990 views | factual_blue |
Embed his stapler in jelly. |  |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:44 - Dec 22 with 1984 views | gtsb1966 |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:41 - Dec 22 by TresBonne |
Get a bit of tape, put it under the light on his mouse. It'll take him ages to figure out why his mouse isn't working. Age old office prank |
Not office based. Factory shop floor. Sorry, I was too vague on the work environment. Oh and I can also cope with the sack financially so not a problem when it comes to revenge. [Post edited 22 Dec 2023 17:46]
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 18:16 - Dec 22 with 1863 views | iamatractorboy |
Does carefully applied superglue count as non violent? |  | | |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 18:16 - Dec 22 with 1865 views | factual_blue |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 17:44 - Dec 22 by gtsb1966 |
Not office based. Factory shop floor. Sorry, I was too vague on the work environment. Oh and I can also cope with the sack financially so not a problem when it comes to revenge. [Post edited 22 Dec 2023 17:46]
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Embed his forklift truck in jelly. | |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 19:10 - Dec 22 with 1767 views | ronnyd |
Used to work in a machine shop and the favourite prank was putting grease on the handles of the lathes and milling machines. | | | |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 19:12 - Dec 22 with 1751 views | MK1 |
Tell Santa. |  |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 07:43 - Dec 23 with 1422 views | ElephantintheRoom |
Try doing a day’s work on a Friday. That’ll annoy him | |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 07:58 - Dec 23 with 1398 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Sounds like he has some issues. I'd just be grateful I'm not him! |  |
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| Everyone has got that work colleague on 08:08 - Dec 23 with 1375 views | StevieH |
Try to see the brokenness behind the behaviour. He must be desperate for recognition and affirmation from management, but goes about it in completely the wrong way. It’s actually quite sad…….
If you can see that, you’re more likely to sympathise and maybe even work alongside him. |  | | |
| Everyone has got that work colleague on 09:28 - Dec 23 with 1197 views | Bluespeed225 |
‘Rim’ their mug. | | | |
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