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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... 18:32 - May 5 with 1931 viewsBloots

....an "OnlyFans Girl".

This is an important piece of any proper PL club and we can't be left behind in this respect.

Anyone have any suggestions?

Or we could show how progressive we are and have an "OnlyFans Boy".

Any think they have what it takes?

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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:33 - May 5 with 1883 viewsTresBonne

Twinnos said they were going to try it.
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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:37 - May 5 with 1854 viewsBlueBadger

Didn't we have that slightly tawdry Tractor Girls site a few years back?
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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:38 - May 5 with 1830 viewsDubtractor

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:37 - May 5 by BlueBadger

Didn't we have that slightly tawdry Tractor Girls site a few years back?
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Decent option in my opinion. (n/t) on 18:46 - May 5 with 1740 viewsBloots

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:33 - May 5 by TresBonne

Twinnos said they were going to try it.



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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:46 - May 5 with 1743 viewsSwansea_Blue

Can’t we be really progressive and have a Boy/Girl?

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Yep, or a Penguin/Cat. (n/t) on 18:50 - May 5 with 1698 viewsBloots

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:46 - May 5 by Swansea_Blue

Can’t we be really progressive and have a Boy/Girl?



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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:00 - May 5 with 1622 viewsPerublue

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:46 - May 5 by Swansea_Blue

Can’t we be really progressive and have a Boy/Girl?


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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:11 - May 5 with 1564 viewsPerublue

I'll do it for 50p and a bunch of grapes.

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I'd do it but then you'd all see my bunch of grapes. (n/t) on 19:13 - May 5 with 1531 viewsBloots

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:11 - May 5 by Perublue

I'll do it for 50p and a bunch of grapes.



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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:14 - May 5 with 1520 viewsMattinLondon

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:11 - May 5 by Perublue

I'll do it for 50p and a bunch of grapes.


Amy particular type of grape?
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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:14 - May 5 with 1513 viewsPerublue

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 19:14 - May 5 by MattinLondon

Amy particular type of grape?


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Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 20:25 - May 5 with 1274 viewsLeaky

Now we are a Premier League team, we need..... on 18:46 - May 5 by Swansea_Blue

Can’t we be really progressive and have a Boy/Girl?


Why don't just have someone who identifies as a sewing machine. Could even be a Singet
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