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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays 11:52 - Jun 5 with 2838 viewsKeno

Come on TWTD where are those plainly stupid links that no one really believed but we could discuss for hours if not days to get us through the bleak lonely summer months

Just remember there was once a completely made up link (by Cotty I think about a couple of Real Madrid youths) that DD ended up asking Jim about in a press conference. TWTDS!!!!

We have a tradition, a proud heritage for being a bunch of lovely daft eejits and we owe it to Phil, Gav, Mark and the Hamster to keep that going

so come on TWTD what y'all got ......

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:02 - Jun 5 with 2781 viewsWeWereZombies

We will appoint a new scout to recruit from the underworld and he will add Doctor Frankenstein to the medical team so that we can exhume Stanley Matthews and reanimate him, his other project will be on the resigning of Douglas with perhaps a more difficult task to animate him.

Also a recommendation from Finidi to sign a Transylvanian he thinks is a good youth poacher type of striker prospect, Vlad just cannot be got out of the box during the day, flies all over the pitch during evening games though but tends to hog the ball and try to keep it to himself going forward as he is very shy of crosses...

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:03 - Jun 5 with 2776 viewsWacko

Ok I’ll go.

New number one!
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp66zdj43p5o

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:03 - Jun 5 with 2771 viewsKeno

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:02 - Jun 5 by WeWereZombies

We will appoint a new scout to recruit from the underworld and he will add Doctor Frankenstein to the medical team so that we can exhume Stanley Matthews and reanimate him, his other project will be on the resigning of Douglas with perhaps a more difficult task to animate him.

Also a recommendation from Finidi to sign a Transylvanian he thinks is a good youth poacher type of striker prospect, Vlad just cannot be got out of the box during the day, flies all over the pitch during evening games though but tends to hog the ball and try to keep it to himself going forward as he is very shy of crosses...


perhaps we could use some of the game changer money to clone a new Kevin Beattie and Paul Mariner?

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:07 - Jun 5 with 2737 viewsNthQldITFC

The rumour is that Rishi Sunak made up the £2,000 figure.

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:11 - Jun 5 with 2705 viewsWeWereZombies

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:03 - Jun 5 by Wacko

Ok I’ll go.

New number one!
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp66zdj43p5o


Same age as Craig Gordon and he is in the Scotland squad for the Euros. But maybe Reina would be a credible backup for Hladky, sure he had plenty of goalkeeping knowledge to impart.

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:15 - Jun 5 with 2682 viewsbelgablue

I heard that Ali Dia might be coming in for a trial.

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:20 - Jun 5 with 2629 viewsBseaBlue

Medi Abalimba coming in on a free apparently.
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:32 - Jun 5 with 2566 viewseireblue

Hladky is holding out on contract negotiations ‘cause he is bored of being a glovesman, and wants to play up top and compete with Hurst for a starting place.
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:39 - Jun 5 with 2503 viewsBasuco

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:07 - Jun 5 by NthQldITFC

The rumour is that Rishi Sunak made up the £2,000 figure.


I can't believe that Conservative political advisors made up the figures to get to the £2000 number, they wouldn't lie to us, would they?
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 13:03 - Jun 5 with 2414 viewsWeWereZombies

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:32 - Jun 5 by eireblue

Hladky is holding out on contract negotiations ‘cause he is bored of being a glovesman, and wants to play up top and compete with Hurst for a starting place.


We are bringing Paul Hurst back and playing him as a striker, George Hirst has been identified as being the right height to make a good goalie...

And TWTD are converting one of their Audis into a hearse as a conveyance for my puns and terrible plays on words picking up on misspellings by others.

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 14:09 - Jun 5 with 2271 viewsHelp

My son and I where just following a black range rover down Woodbridge road into town with the reg plate MA 7 IPS. And just been in the salt house hotel and seen Ashton with a bloke that looks really like James tomkins?

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 16:15 - Jun 5 with 2129 viewsWeWereZombies

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 12:03 - Jun 5 by Keno

perhaps we could use some of the game changer money to clone a new Kevin Beattie and Paul Mariner?


See Phil's news story from twenty minutes ago, I have never felt so ITK...

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Friendly at PR v. Lazio (n/t) on 16:40 - Jun 5 with 2057 viewsScottCandage

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 19:02 - Jun 5 with 1933 viewsMK1

Tyrone Mings is asking for a transfer from Aston Villa. Unai Emery doesn't rate him and is happy to have him off the wage bill.
My mates Brother's Girlfriend's Sister's Boyfriend's Mother's Boyfriend's Brother said he saw him in Copdock Tesco's buying some nachos.
He told me not to tell anyone, so Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh.
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 19:25 - Jun 5 with 1891 viewsMK1

Just dipped into a Man Utd fans forum and someone on there has predicted their squad for next season and where those that go, go.
Donny van de Beek to Ipswich for £6.5M was one of his predictions.
Claims it to be def info.
DUTCH
[Post edited 5 Jun 2024 19:30]

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 20:06 - Jun 5 with 1837 viewslazyblue

Transfer rumours are crap only facts are interesting
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 20:21 - Jun 5 with 1789 viewsKeno

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 20:06 - Jun 5 by lazyblue

Transfer rumours are crap only facts are interesting


but just remember every transfer fact starts a rumour and therefore any rumour could be a fact

mind blowing eh!!

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 20:22 - Jun 5 with 1785 viewsMK1

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 20:06 - Jun 5 by lazyblue

Transfer rumours are crap only facts are interesting


I feel sad for you. Fact.

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 21:19 - Jun 5 with 1678 viewsMK1

Eric Dier coming from Spurs. knows McKenna from his time there. Bayern not interested and Dier would rather stay in the PL as he thinks he could still make the Englnd squad for the next World Cup. Will be our first signing.

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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 21:20 - Jun 5 with 1673 viewsWakh

There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 19:25 - Jun 5 by MK1

Just dipped into a Man Utd fans forum and someone on there has predicted their squad for next season and where those that go, go.
Donny van de Beek to Ipswich for £6.5M was one of his predictions.
Claims it to be def info.
DUTCH
[Post edited 5 Jun 2024 19:30]


Isn’t he Dennis Bergkamps son and law?
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There is a real dearth of rumours on here nowadays on 21:35 - Jun 5 with 1632 viewsBondiBlue

I logged in this morning with the sole purpose of posting exactly the same thing.

I'm going to need at least one link by someone pretending to be ITK every other day to get me through to the start of the euros. It would be great if it's not obviously posted by a child though so kids, please run your posts through chatGPT.

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