| I know this isn’t gumtree 20:18 - Jan 4 with 1261 views | fergalsharkey |
But I have a 46 yr old toucan for sale, no health issues, I just don’t want him about anymore.
I will miss him but having downsized my house we don’t have the room.
Goes by the name of black stuff.
Offers. |  |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 20:23 - Jan 4 with 1228 views | Funge |
Fam, your patter is weaker than Dairylea. |  | | |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 20:26 - Jan 4 with 1217 views | Pecker |
I will give it a new home. Just say where and when to meet up. |  | | |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:04 - Jan 4 with 1129 views | fergalsharkey |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 20:26 - Jan 4 by Pecker |
I will give it a new home. Just say where and when to meet up. |
Ok pm me m8 and give me a clue as to your situation as I want the best for him even though he can pong.
He's worth north of 6 grand so I want assurances and addresses. | |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:07 - Jan 4 with 1106 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 20:26 - Jan 4 by Pecker |
I will give it a new home. Just say where and when to meet up. |
Just in case you’re not aware, Fergal is our resident liar. He seems to think he’s quite funny with his random lies but it’s all a bit weird imo.
Of course, one day he will post something that isn’t a lie and this could (albeit unlikely) be it I suppose. |  |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:19 - Jan 4 with 1064 views | fergalsharkey |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:07 - Jan 4 by The_Romford_Blue |
Just in case you’re not aware, Fergal is our resident liar. He seems to think he’s quite funny with his random lies but it’s all a bit weird imo.
Of course, one day he will post something that isn’t a lie and this could (albeit unlikely) be it I suppose. |
Brilliant😂😂 | |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:23 - Jan 4 with 1064 views | fergalsharkey |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:07 - Jan 4 by The_Romford_Blue |
Just in case you’re not aware, Fergal is our resident liar. He seems to think he’s quite funny with his random lies but it’s all a bit weird imo.
Of course, one day he will post something that isn’t a lie and this could (albeit unlikely) be it I suppose. |
I go as part of a tall ship crew to south Africa and I'm a liar.
I cycle a sponsored tril of a lifetime on a ninth to south axis of Africa and I'm a liar.
I offer to give away a toco toucan worth prob 10k and he believes me.
Jesus wept . | |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:26 - Jan 4 with 1044 views | WicklowBlue |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:23 - Jan 4 by fergalsharkey |
I go as part of a tall ship crew to south Africa and I'm a liar.
I cycle a sponsored tril of a lifetime on a ninth to south axis of Africa and I'm a liar.
I offer to give away a toco toucan worth prob 10k and he believes me.
Jesus wept . |
I'll give you 3k for the Toucan so.... |  | | |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:32 - Jan 4 with 1026 views | fergalsharkey |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:26 - Jan 4 by WicklowBlue |
I'll give you 3k for the Toucan so.... |
F off m8.
You get on my tit pal. | |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 22:08 - Jan 4 with 957 views | The_Last_Baron |
That's a bloody old Toucan. Has he been drinking baby Toucan blood to live to such a ripe age with no health issues to boot.
If you give me 2k I'll take him off your hands. I've got a big cage he can spend his days in. |  |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 23:23 - Jan 4 with 902 views | Ryorry |
You spelled toupee incorrectly. |  |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 23:26 - Jan 4 with 889 views | jeera |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 22:08 - Jan 4 by The_Last_Baron |
That's a bloody old Toucan. Has he been drinking baby Toucan blood to live to such a ripe age with no health issues to boot.
If you give me 2k I'll take him off your hands. I've got a big cage he can spend his days in. |
I have to say it sounded a bit old to me.
A quick googly suggests they don't go much past 20, on a good day. |  |
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| I know this isn’t gumtree on 02:07 - Jan 5 with 801 views | NewcyBlue |
| I know this isn’t gumtree on 21:23 - Jan 4 by fergalsharkey |
I go as part of a tall ship crew to south Africa and I'm a liar.
I cycle a sponsored tril of a lifetime on a ninth to south axis of Africa and I'm a liar.
I offer to give away a toco toucan worth prob 10k and he believes me.
Jesus wept . |
Now that might be the funniest thing you’ve posted.
Gump, you are a god damned genius. |  |
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