| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts 16:31 - Feb 27 with 2480 views | Swansea_Blue |
Keep safe out there people. [Post edited 27 Feb 2020 16:31]
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 with 2441 views | footers |
A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket. |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 with 2404 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 by footers |
A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket. |
Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our... | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:45 - Feb 27 with 2397 views | footers |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue |
Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our... |
And yet they want to put a block on the great British spud.
Oh wait, that ain't British either, is it? | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:47 - Feb 27 with 2386 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:45 - Feb 27 by footers |
And yet they want to put a block on the great British spud.
Oh wait, that ain't British either, is it? |
More comfortable than turnips though  | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:51 - Feb 27 with 2362 views | HARRY10 |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue |
Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our... |
Foreign objects ?
it must be them there french fries, or german ones
pomme fritz |  | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 with 2354 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 by footers |
A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket. |
I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.
The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up! |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:59 - Feb 27 with 2334 views | HARRY10 |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan |
I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.
The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up! |
would that be a 'friend', perhaps  | | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 with 2320 views | footers |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan |
I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.
The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up! |
Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it. | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:12 - Feb 27 with 2311 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan |
I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.
The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up! |
He wasn't very bright. |  | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:14 - Feb 27 with 2302 views | HARRY10 |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 by footers |
Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it. |
"... impossible to get out "
a sharp yank should do the trick
.......................problem there would be in finding one | | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 with 2225 views | Leaky |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 by footers |
Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it. |
A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal |  | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:06 - Feb 27 with 2214 views | Guthrum |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:47 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue |
More comfortable than turnips though |
What you want is a mangelwurzel. |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:16 - Feb 27 with 2197 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 by Leaky |
A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal |
What, along with half the prison population in the UK?
It's common practice. | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:28 - Feb 27 with 2172 views | Leaky |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 by Leaky |
A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal |
Still wouldn't get a signal where I live. Could be fun if set the phone to vibrate | | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 with 2157 views | jeera |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:16 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan |
What, along with half the prison population in the UK?
It's common practice. |
That cannot be comfortable. |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:34 - Feb 27 with 2150 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 by jeera |
That cannot be comfortable. |
Probably not, it's called plugging. Thankfully they don't use fecking great iphones or Samsungs | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 with 2128 views | footers |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 by jeera |
That cannot be comfortable. |
A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts. | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:08 - Feb 27 with 2095 views | jeera |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 by footers |
A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts. |
The more this thread progresses, the more normal the potato is becoming to sound. | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:18 - Feb 27 with 2068 views | Darth_Koont |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:08 - Feb 27 by jeera |
The more this thread progresses, the more normal the potato is becoming to sound. |
Puts the best and worst vegetable threads in a new light too. |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 20:08 - Feb 27 with 2001 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:06 - Feb 27 by Guthrum |
What you want is a mangelwurzel. |
I don’t want anything of the sort, thank you very much!  | |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 01:36 - Feb 28 with 1881 views | Doctor_Earman |
As a doctor I can confirm that putting frozen potatoes up one's anus is a bad idea. | | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:08 - Feb 28 with 1800 views | WeWereZombies |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 by footers |
A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts. |
When you say that it is doubtful the security will be that tight... |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:18 - Feb 28 with 1761 views | BackToRussia |
It's fine, you just chit them out.
Potato joke for you all. |  |
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| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:21 - Feb 28 with 1746 views | HARRY10 |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:18 - Feb 28 by BackToRussia |
It's fine, you just chit them out.
Potato joke for you all. |
thank spuddy | | | |
| Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 09:35 - Feb 28 with 1707 views | GeoffSentence |
Bollox. Been doing it wrong. You're supposed to chip them. |  |
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