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Had a strange incident out walking just now 14:39 - Jan 8 with 1266 viewsKeno

There are some fields across the road from where I live and local farmer, nice chat called Bob, was rather distraught. He had found all his cows frozen in the mud.

He was really upset and asking if anyone could help when a woman appears, and puts her arms over his icey cows. They immediately defrost...

Thank you said the gratefull farmer, are you an angel sent by God?

No says the woman, I'm Thora Herd!

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:40 - Jan 8 with 1216 viewsbluelagos

Fcks sake Keno

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:42 - Jan 8 with 1208 viewsPhilTWTD

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:43 - Jan 8 with 1189 viewsbluelagos

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:42 - Jan 8 by PhilTWTD



Yellow card should defo be waved. Any repeat should result in a minimum week on the naughty step!

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:46 - Jan 8 with 1184 viewsFtnfwest

oh dear.....i was wondering what had happened to the table service..
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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:52 - Jan 8 with 1142 viewsgiant_stow

That was so so so bad, that it might have actually come out the other side to funny.

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:53 - Jan 8 with 1137 viewsKeno

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:40 - Jan 8 by bluelagos

Fcks sake Keno


I have been learning at the Blue Lagos school of humour

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:09 - Jan 8 with 1085 viewsPJH

That was actually funny when I first heard it, probably about 45 or so years ago.
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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:13 - Jan 8 with 1072 viewsronnyd

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:24 - Jan 8 with 1024 viewsbluelagos

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:53 - Jan 8 by Keno

I have been learning at the Blue Lagos school of humour


You can fck right off if you are going to try and blame me for that!

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:25 - Jan 8 with 1023 viewsfactual_blue

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 14:42 - Jan 8 by PhilTWTD



And a ban for all the age baiters.

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 19:11 - Jan 8 with 830 viewsCrawfordsboot

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:09 - Jan 8 by PJH

That was actually funny when I first heard it, probably about 45 or so years ago.


Booo
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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 19:21 - Jan 8 with 800 viewsKeno

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:24 - Jan 8 by bluelagos

You can fck right off if you are going to try and blame me for that!


marvellous eh

you try and bring some joy to a long cold dull day and this is all the thanks you get!!

I ask myself 'Keno why do you bother"

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 19:30 - Jan 8 with 778 viewsjeera

Good grief.

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 20:04 - Jan 8 with 702 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 19:30 - Jan 8 by jeera

Good grief.


Sardines mate?

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 20:13 - Jan 8 with 668 viewsjeera

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 20:04 - Jan 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Sardines mate?


Tonight is a chicken and vegetable pilau.

Not a sardine in sight.

Yous?

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Had a strange incident out walking just now on 20:27 - Jan 8 with 630 viewsSeablu

Had a strange incident out walking just now on 15:25 - Jan 8 by factual_blue

And a ban for all the age baiters.


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Mr Facters..
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No, no, not in the trifle!

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