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No Wood 09:27 - Jun 5 with 56783 viewswkj

I was having a chat with the person who tends the various patches of common land this morning and he reckons you're allowed no wood in the gardening waste wheelie bin. Bit rubbish isn't it if you can't put limbs and the sort in the brown bin?
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No wood on 09:34 - Jun 5 with 16880 viewsGuthrum

Might be better giving thicker branches to somebody who owns a wood burner for fuel (once seasoned).

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No(r)wood on 09:35 - Jun 5 with 16865 viewsBigManBlue

I hear you can send it to Tranmere council, they'll be happy to keep it.
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No wood on 09:39 - Jun 5 with 16840 viewswkj

No wood on 09:34 - Jun 5 by Guthrum

Might be better giving thicker branches to somebody who owns a wood burner for fuel (once seasoned).


Usually that would be something I do but hazel is the wood in question and it's not a smoker wood sadly

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No wood on 09:50 - Jun 5 with 16790 viewsNo9

What can be put in the brown bin is determined by the individual LA - if in doubt call them

However if it is sizeable you can ;ight it on the barbie, let it burn slowly to coals then cook with it
nowt wrong with softwood coals
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No wood on 09:53 - Jun 5 with 16779 viewsGuthrum

No wood on 09:39 - Jun 5 by wkj

Usually that would be something I do but hazel is the wood in question and it's not a smoker wood sadly


Do you know anyone who makes walking sticks? Hazel is ideal for that.

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No wood on 09:57 - Jun 5 with 16753 viewswkj

No wood on 09:53 - Jun 5 by Guthrum

Do you know anyone who makes walking sticks? Hazel is ideal for that.


I didnt think of that? Can hazle be steam bent?, I have been wanting to try and make a snath for a while as I have a couple of scythe blades I picked up for cheap last year

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No wood on 11:09 - Jun 5 with 16599 viewsGuthrum

No wood on 09:57 - Jun 5 by wkj

I didnt think of that? Can hazle be steam bent?, I have been wanting to try and make a snath for a while as I have a couple of scythe blades I picked up for cheap last year


Yes, it can, especially as a whole stave (no problems with grain, etc.).

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No wood on 11:21 - Jun 5 with 16563 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

No wood? Viagra is available over the counter now you know.

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No wood on 11:25 - Jun 5 with 16551 viewsOldsmoker

I had a diseased hawthorn tree. I found some guys who had a transit pick-up for cheap money. They took most of the tree but left me with a garden full of small branches. I'd left them to it and they took advantage. I gathered them all up and threw them in the corner that got no sun and forgot about it. After 3 years the wood lice had turned the heap into black soil.

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No wood on 21:08 - Jun 5 with 16341 viewswkj

No wood on 11:25 - Jun 5 by Oldsmoker

I had a diseased hawthorn tree. I found some guys who had a transit pick-up for cheap money. They took most of the tree but left me with a garden full of small branches. I'd left them to it and they took advantage. I gathered them all up and threw them in the corner that got no sun and forgot about it. After 3 years the wood lice had turned the heap into black soil.


You always have the ability to brighten the day with your tales and this was no exception.

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No wood on 21:28 - Jun 5 with 16276 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No wood on 21:08 - Jun 5 by wkj

You always have the ability to brighten the day with your tales and this was no exception.


Or for larger branches/trees there is this.....
https://permaculturenews.org/2012/01/04/hugelkultur-composting-whole-trees-with-

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No wood on 21:29 - Jun 5 with 16276 viewshoppy

No wood on 11:21 - Jun 5 by StochesStotasBlewe

No wood? Viagra is available over the counter now you know.


But they don't like you then getting in the brown bin. Apparently.

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No wood on 21:30 - Jun 5 with 16265 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No wood on 11:21 - Jun 5 by StochesStotasBlewe

No wood? Viagra is available over the counter now you know.


Or BigManBlue's new avatar is available......not sure if he will share her though!

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No wood on 21:35 - Jun 5 with 16260 viewswkj

No wood on 21:30 - Jun 5 by BanksterDebtSlave

Or BigManBlue's new avatar is available......not sure if he will share her though!


He can have her. She isn't the Oxo mum. Decent little idea with the mounds, though I'm. Not sure I could bring myself to relandscape again so soon

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No wood on 19:10 - Jun 6 with 15908 viewsfooters

Did you ever find a solution to your wood problem, wkj?

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No wood on 19:18 - Jun 6 with 15897 viewswkj

No wood on 19:10 - Jun 6 by footers

Did you ever find a solution to your wood problem, wkj?


I might be on to a lead Figgers. A fella who works up at hatcheston steam museum is looking for a load of Hazel so he might be along to shunt some out of my garden soon.

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No wood on 19:20 - Jun 6 with 15886 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 19:18 - Jun 6 by wkj

I might be on to a lead Figgers. A fella who works up at hatcheston steam museum is looking for a load of Hazel so he might be along to shunt some out of my garden soon.


There's something of the kid diddler about a lot of those steam enthusiasts. Be careful.

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No wood on 19:33 - Jun 6 with 15861 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No wood on 19:18 - Jun 6 by wkj

I might be on to a lead Figgers. A fella who works up at hatcheston steam museum is looking for a load of Hazel so he might be along to shunt some out of my garden soon.


Are they long enough for bean poles?

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No wood on 19:41 - Jun 6 with 15838 viewsfooters

No wood on 19:33 - Jun 6 by BanksterDebtSlave

Are they long enough for bean poles?


What you getting a walking stick made up, you lanky arse?

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No wood on 20:08 - Jun 6 with 15801 viewsBigManBlue

No wood on 21:30 - Jun 5 by BanksterDebtSlave

Or BigManBlue's new avatar is available......not sure if he will share her though!


Phwoar. Oh Heidi, I’d never ask you to change (uk).

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No wood on 20:17 - Jun 6 with 15759 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No wood on 20:08 - Jun 6 by BigManBlue

Phwoar. Oh Heidi, I’d never ask you to change (uk).


Keep up she's almost Liberal now.....lucky you!

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No wood on 20:25 - Jun 6 with 15749 viewswkj

No wood on 20:17 - Jun 6 by BanksterDebtSlave

Keep up she's almost Liberal now.....lucky you!


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No wood on 21:34 - Jun 6 with 15668 viewsBigManBlue

No wood on 20:17 - Jun 6 by BanksterDebtSlave

Keep up she's almost Liberal now.....lucky you!


As a good Marxist-Leninist this should put me off, but I’m sozzled enough now to find it erotically transgressive...

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No wood on 10:26 - Jun 7 with 15516 viewswkj

No wood on 19:41 - Jun 6 by footers

What you getting a walking stick made up, you lanky arse?


The sticks are go, this is really happening. After days of humming and harring no wood is remaining in my garden and is off to Hacheston steam museum
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No wood on 11:25 - Jun 5 by Oldsmoker

I had a diseased hawthorn tree. I found some guys who had a transit pick-up for cheap money. They took most of the tree but left me with a garden full of small branches. I'd left them to it and they took advantage. I gathered them all up and threw them in the corner that got no sun and forgot about it. After 3 years the wood lice had turned the heap into black soil.


This is one of the best posts I may have ever read on TWTD. It amuses me in so many ways that I can't begin to start.

Many thanks, Oldsmoker.

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