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I rule the board 16:38 - Dec 31 with 1790 viewsOldsmoker

16:37
6 posts where I'm the last poster.
I'm the only one posting or you're all out celebrating the new year.
Please don't be you're all out celebrating.

My life is sad.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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I rule the board on 16:46 - Dec 31 with 1423 viewsKeno

You do realise some posters also have a life

Not me obviously

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I rule the board on 17:01 - Dec 31 with 1389 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 16:46 - Dec 31 by Keno

You do realise some posters also have a life

Not me obviously


I hardly post anything.
Just when I've got the guts to throw off my social anxieties you all ignore me.
But not you Keno - thanks.
What all the others say about you is totally out of order.
No criminal charges have ever been brought so that makes you innocent in my eyes.

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I rule the board on 17:04 - Dec 31 with 1375 viewscatch74

I rule the board on 17:01 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

I hardly post anything.
Just when I've got the guts to throw off my social anxieties you all ignore me.
But not you Keno - thanks.
What all the others say about you is totally out of order.
No criminal charges have ever been brought so that makes you innocent in my eyes.


Hello Oldsmoker - Happy NY eve - I’m taking you off the bottom of this one for the moment!

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I rule the board on 17:06 - Dec 31 with 1369 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 17:04 - Dec 31 by catch74

Hello Oldsmoker - Happy NY eve - I’m taking you off the bottom of this one for the moment!


Et tu catch74?

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I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 with 1364 viewsJ2BLUE

My plans for new year are sit at home. Watch new year fireworks. Have a good cry. Go to bed.

Truly impaired.
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I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 with 1363 viewsblueislander

I rule the board on 17:06 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

Et tu catch74?


I often get no responses at all if I start a thread. What does that make me?
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I rule the board on 17:16 - Dec 31 with 1342 viewsjeera

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

My plans for new year are sit at home. Watch new year fireworks. Have a good cry. Go to bed.


In that order necessarily?

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I rule the board on 17:16 - Dec 31 with 1343 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by blueislander

I often get no responses at all if I start a thread. What does that make me?


You haven't got an avatar.

If you had a cool one then everyone would think you're the Biz.

My avatar is of the Great Sir Alf Ramsey...and most posters ignore me.

So an avatar is a tough choice.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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I rule the board on 17:18 - Dec 31 with 1331 viewsjeera

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by blueislander

I often get no responses at all if I start a thread. What does that make me?


I just watched a Komodo dragon eat a turkey whole on TV.

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I rule the board on 17:21 - Dec 31 with 1315 viewsJ2BLUE

I rule the board on 17:16 - Dec 31 by jeera

In that order necessarily?


I usually have a good cry while the fireworks are on.

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I rule the board on 17:23 - Dec 31 with 1309 viewsblueislander

I rule the board on 17:16 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

You haven't got an avatar.

If you had a cool one then everyone would think you're the Biz.

My avatar is of the Great Sir Alf Ramsey...and most posters ignore me.

So an avatar is a tough choice.


Ah! I see . I don’t possess the IT skills to do that. I shall ask my IT department (granddaughters) to see if they can fix that.
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I rule the board on 17:31 - Dec 31 with 1292 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 17:23 - Dec 31 by blueislander

Ah! I see . I don’t possess the IT skills to do that. I shall ask my IT department (granddaughters) to see if they can fix that.


It has to be a blue island.
One of those Pacific atolls perhaps.

Or maybe a Simoan rugby player with all them tatts 'cos they live on blue islands.
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I rule the board on 17:31 - Dec 31 with 1291 viewsjeera

I rule the board on 17:21 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

I usually have a good cry while the fireworks are on.


Ah I see. Sympathising with the potential environmental damage they cause. Gotcha.

Well that makes sense tbf.

I was in Sainsbury's yesterday and saw they had some packs of unusually shaped Xmas crackers reduced to relative pennies. I was curious to know what was inside them and considered buying a box to find out.

Then I figured by helping them sell out of the product I'd be encouraging more manufacturing of a rubbish item that has no use but to pollute the planet once a year with more needless junk.

I Googled them to see if I could find out what they contained but could only find 'gift' which was annoying. What the gift is was the whole point.

I wish I'd bought a box now to find out.

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I rule the board on 17:33 - Dec 31 with 1279 viewsjeera

I rule the board on 17:31 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

It has to be a blue island.
One of those Pacific atolls perhaps.

Or maybe a Simoan rugby player with all them tatts 'cos they live on blue islands.
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One of Tresco with a red cross through it to indicate that's not where he lives maybe?

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I rule the board on 17:33 - Dec 31 with 1278 viewsJ2BLUE

I rule the board on 17:31 - Dec 31 by jeera

Ah I see. Sympathising with the potential environmental damage they cause. Gotcha.

Well that makes sense tbf.

I was in Sainsbury's yesterday and saw they had some packs of unusually shaped Xmas crackers reduced to relative pennies. I was curious to know what was inside them and considered buying a box to find out.

Then I figured by helping them sell out of the product I'd be encouraging more manufacturing of a rubbish item that has no use but to pollute the planet once a year with more needless junk.

I Googled them to see if I could find out what they contained but could only find 'gift' which was annoying. What the gift is was the whole point.

I wish I'd bought a box now to find out.


Crackers made from recycled materials with the gift being a tree planted in their name...you're on to something there mate.

Meet me outside the dragon's den office.

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I rule the board on 17:36 - Dec 31 with 1267 viewsjeera

I rule the board on 17:33 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

Crackers made from recycled materials with the gift being a tree planted in their name...you're on to something there mate.

Meet me outside the dragon's den office.


That does sound nice and far more ethical.

But if we're honest most people want a hat and a plastic toy.

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I rule the board on 18:58 - Dec 31 with 1165 viewsEdwardStone

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

My plans for new year are sit at home. Watch new year fireworks. Have a good cry. Go to bed.


I too shall be alone the NYE

I will celebrate the occasion with Netflix and a few glasses of Baileys



Although without actually having Netflix



Or, indeed, any Baileys




Anyway, Happy 2023 to all
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I rule the board on 19:00 - Dec 31 with 1164 viewsBlueBadger

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

My plans for new year are sit at home. Watch new year fireworks. Have a good cry. Go to bed.


It's NYE. Treat yourself to a boy noodle and a wánk as well.
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I rule the board on 19:01 - Dec 31 with 1152 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I rule the board on 17:08 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

My plans for new year are sit at home. Watch new year fireworks. Have a good cry. Go to bed.


I find that moaning about them for making the dog bark is much better.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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I rule the board on 19:02 - Dec 31 with 1138 viewsJ2BLUE

I rule the board on 19:00 - Dec 31 by BlueBadger

It's NYE. Treat yourself to a boy noodle and a wánk as well.
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Not sure what a boy noodle is but I will pass on that cheers.

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I rule the board on 19:05 - Dec 31 with 1132 viewsBlueBadger

I rule the board on 19:02 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

Not sure what a boy noodle is but I will pass on that cheers.


Should have typed 'pot noodle' there. Bloody autocomplete and fat fingers to blame.

I'm keeping the typo, thats quite delightful.

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I rule the board on 19:12 - Dec 31 with 1118 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 17:33 - Dec 31 by J2BLUE

Crackers made from recycled materials with the gift being a tree planted in their name...you're on to something there mate.

Meet me outside the dragon's den office.


Hmmmmmm. Cardbord. The food of the future.

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I rule the board on 19:15 - Dec 31 with 1102 viewsJ2BLUE

I rule the board on 18:58 - Dec 31 by EdwardStone

I too shall be alone the NYE

I will celebrate the occasion with Netflix and a few glasses of Baileys



Although without actually having Netflix



Or, indeed, any Baileys




Anyway, Happy 2023 to all


Happy new year to you.

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I rule the board on 19:20 - Dec 31 with 1086 viewsMeadowlark

I rule the board on 17:31 - Dec 31 by Oldsmoker

It has to be a blue island.
One of those Pacific atolls perhaps.

Or maybe a Simoan rugby player with all them tatts 'cos they live on blue islands.
[Post edited 31 Dec 2022 17:31]


I didn't know simians played rugby..........

....oh Samoans!
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I rule the board on 19:25 - Dec 31 with 1071 viewsOldsmoker

I rule the board on 18:58 - Dec 31 by EdwardStone

I too shall be alone the NYE

I will celebrate the occasion with Netflix and a few glasses of Baileys



Although without actually having Netflix



Or, indeed, any Baileys




Anyway, Happy 2023 to all


.....and a happy new year to everyone as well.

I've just checked and my local Sainsburys is open till 9.00pm.

So, Bottle of Baileys, Smirnoff Vodka 21 'cos that bottle won't last and some Tonic and some OJ and some Gin (may as well) and some Tequila 'cos I have some Grenadine and it'll go with the OJ and some crisps and nuts and twigletts and chocolate and some chewy bars as well and some fruit.

How much?
Ok, I'll put back the twigletts and the nuts - no hang on, keep the nuts - take back the Gin - no hang on I've got Tonic - Oh it's New Year so just take back the fruit.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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