| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to 17:12 - Sep 7 with 1871 views | giant_stow |
Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits"
"This is a biohazard issue," the pilot can be heard saying. "We've had a passenger who's had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/passenger-ill-fated-diarrhea-plane-134434492.html
Anyone beat that for the plane trip gone wrong?
I can get half way there: on a 4 hour early morning flight to Cyprus, someone shat their self just after take-off and never cleaned up for some reason. Given me and my bro had stayed up all night on the booze and puff, it was a testing experience. [Post edited 7 Sep 2023 17:12]
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| I once flew on FlyBe. (n/t) on 17:13 - Sep 7 with 1830 views | Bloots |
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| Did the landing leave skid marks? (n/t) on 17:16 - Sep 7 with 1794 views | Keno |
| I once flew on FlyBe. (n/t) on 17:13 - Sep 7 by Bloots |
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| Did the landing leave skid marks? (n/t) on 17:22 - Sep 7 with 1771 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Did the landing leave skid marks? (n/t) on 17:16 - Sep 7 by Keno |
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Where, on the runs-way?
When the pilot shouted "Brace! Brace!" The passengers all assumed the faecal position. |  | | |
| Did the landing leave skid marks? (n/t) on 17:31 - Sep 7 with 1732 views | Keno |
| Did the landing leave skid marks? (n/t) on 17:22 - Sep 7 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Where, on the runs-way?
When the pilot shouted "Brace! Brace!" The passengers all assumed the faecal position. |
when checking the wind direction the pilot got the Beaufort and Bristol Scales muddled up | |
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:36 - Sep 7 with 1718 views | Ryorry |
Was the ailing passenger Nicholas O<<< 🤔 |  |
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:39 - Sep 7 with 1705 views | giant_stow |
For those interested, a twitter video is now available of the aftermath.
This person must have truly emptied, to the point I'm surprised they survived:
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:42 - Sep 7 with 1698 views | Churchman |
Nothing that bad. A friend of mine was last on board a Ryanair flight and the only seat left had a pool of vomit on it and a bloke with a green face sitting next to it. She had the choice of get off or sit in it. With paper, tissues, etc providing minimal protection she took the flight.
Quality airline Ryanair. Me and my buddies were coming back from Girona after a golfing trip. My mate ordered a coffee at vast cost. The stewardess arrived with it, stumbled, tipped the whole lot over him. No apology, a few mop down bits of bog paper provided for his coffeed white shirt after he asked several times and a row because he also asked for a replacement coffee. They said he’d had it. Ugly scenes…. [Post edited 7 Sep 2023 17:44]
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:46 - Sep 7 with 1653 views | HARRY10 |
"Craft "Makesh it Biohazard Suits"
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:46 - Sep 7 with 1653 views | giant_stow |
| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:42 - Sep 7 by Churchman |
Nothing that bad. A friend of mine was last on board a Ryanair flight and the only seat left had a pool of vomit on it and a bloke with a green face sitting next to it. She had the choice of get off or sit in it. With paper, tissues, etc providing minimal protection she took the flight.
Quality airline Ryanair. Me and my buddies were coming back from Girona after a golfing trip. My mate ordered a coffee at vast cost. The stewardess arrived with it, stumbled, tipped the whole lot over him. No apology, a few mop down bits of bog paper provided for his coffeed white shirt after he asked several times and a row because he also asked for a replacement coffee. They said he’d had it. Ugly scenes…. [Post edited 7 Sep 2023 17:44]
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splutter - what?!! No replacement coffee?!
I would have missed the flight rather than sit in a pile of sick. | |
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| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:52 - Sep 7 with 1619 views | Churchman |
| Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to on 17:46 - Sep 7 by giant_stow |
splutter - what?!! No replacement coffee?!
I would have missed the flight rather than sit in a pile of sick. |
He got his coffee in the end. ‘How was it?’ I asked trying to hold back the laughter. His reply was very rude and ended in ‘off’. 😀😃🥲🤣
Sitting in sick? No way - I’d have missed the flight too. | | | |
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