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just been to bakers 16:08 - Mar 13 with 2398 viewsKeno


I asked him 'How come all your cakes are £2 except that one is £3?'


He said 'That's madeira cake'

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just been to bakers on 16:13 - Mar 13 with 2334 viewssolemio

Have some madeira, m'dear.
You really have nothing to fear.
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just been to bakers on 16:16 - Mar 13 with 2313 viewsJ2BLUE

Did his assistant ask if you wanted to see her iced buns?

Truly impaired.
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just been to bakers on 16:18 - Mar 13 with 2298 viewsFtnfwest

it'll take me a while to gateauxver that
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just been to bakers on 16:18 - Mar 13 with 2291 viewsFrimleyBlue

Was it a nice cake?

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just been to bakers on 16:19 - Mar 13 with 2298 viewsMedwayTractor

just been to bakers on 16:13 - Mar 13 by solemio

Have some madeira, m'dear.
You really have nothing to fear.


I've got a small cask of it here...

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just been to bakers on 16:22 - Mar 13 with 2272 viewssolemio

just been to bakers on 16:18 - Mar 13 by FrimleyBlue

Was it a nice cake?


Nicer than Battenburg, that's for sure.
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just been to bakers on 16:54 - Mar 13 with 2175 viewsericclacton

I went to the candlestick makers he just told me to do one.







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just been to bakers on 17:04 - Mar 13 with 2130 viewsPhilTWTD

Not long after you, I popped in and asked him how much the wasp cost. He said he didn't sell wasps. Well, you've got one in the window, I responded.
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just been to bakers on 17:16 - Mar 13 with 2056 viewsWeWereZombies

just been to bakers on 16:54 - Mar 13 by ericclacton

I went to the candlestick makers he just told me to do one.









No waxing lyrical about the good old days then ?
I guess that type of High Street scene is tallowver now...

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just been to bakers on 17:28 - Mar 13 with 2017 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

just been to bakers on 16:54 - Mar 13 by ericclacton

I went to the candlestick makers he just told me to do one.









You tinker.

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just been to bakers on 17:41 - Mar 13 with 1970 viewsericclacton

just been to bakers on 17:16 - Mar 13 by WeWereZombies

No waxing lyrical about the good old days then ?
I guess that type of High Street scene is tallowver now...










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just been to bakers on 17:47 - Mar 13 with 1936 viewsWeWereZombies

just been to bakers on 17:41 - Mar 13 by ericclacton











I remember that being reviewed on 'Juke Box Jury', they didn't know what to make of it but they were correct when they voted it a miss. Would have been a different World if that had made number one though...

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just been to bakers on 17:56 - Mar 13 with 1903 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

just been to bakers on 17:47 - Mar 13 by WeWereZombies

I remember that being reviewed on 'Juke Box Jury', they didn't know what to make of it but they were correct when they voted it a miss. Would have been a different World if that had made number one though...



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just been to bakers on 17:58 - Mar 13 with 1894 viewsCafe_Newman

just been to bakers on 17:04 - Mar 13 by PhilTWTD

Not long after you, I popped in and asked him how much the wasp cost. He said he didn't sell wasps. Well, you've got one in the window, I responded.


On the subject of hymenoptera, I was stung be a bee the other day. He charged me 15 quid for a jar of honey.
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just been to bakers on 18:15 - Mar 13 with 1846 viewsfactual_blue

just been to bakers on 17:58 - Mar 13 by Cafe_Newman

On the subject of hymenoptera, I was stung be a bee the other day. He charged me 15 quid for a jar of honey.


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just been to bakers on 18:20 - Mar 13 with 1840 viewsFixed_It

I tried to buy one when I was in Switzerland, but there was only one type of cake for sale. I guess that's just how the Swiss Roll...

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just been to bakers on 20:12 - Mar 13 with 1608 viewsCafe_Newman

just been to bakers on 18:20 - Mar 13 by Fixed_It

I tried to buy one when I was in Switzerland, but there was only one type of cake for sale. I guess that's just how the Swiss Roll...


I asked a Swiss friend of mine what he considered to be the best thing about Switzerland.

He couldn't think of anything in particular but he thought the flag was a big plus.
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just been to bakers on 20:41 - Mar 13 with 1548 viewsBigalhunter

just been to bakers on 17:04 - Mar 13 by PhilTWTD

Not long after you, I popped in and asked him how much the wasp cost. He said he didn't sell wasps. Well, you've got one in the window, I responded.


You probably saw the big queue at the butcher’s then.
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just been to bakers on 21:07 - Mar 13 with 1459 viewsBloomBlue

I was going to tell a joke about cake, but it's a little half-baked.
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