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This is funny right? 18:31 - Jul 12 with 2761 viewsSwailsey

I just said on my group chat:

“Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do a d’lap of the house to collect him”.

It was met with limited positivity.

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This is funny right? on 18:39 - Jul 12 with 2477 views_clive_baker_

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I wouldn't open your set with it. (n/t) on 18:42 - Jul 12 with 2452 viewsBloots


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This is funny right? on 19:03 - Jul 12 with 2374 viewsSwailsey

Thanks guys.

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This is funny right? on 19:06 - Jul 12 with 2349 viewsMullet

This is funny right? on 18:39 - Jul 12 by _clive_baker_

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Always the ones you least expect innit?

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This is funny right? on 19:10 - Jul 12 with 2321 viewsGavTWTD

More positivity than it deserved

If you liked my post, please take the time to upvote it. It's very much appreciated.
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This is funny right? on 19:12 - Jul 12 with 2309 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Let me get this straight. You found this didn't go down very well on your group chat and you thought it would go down better on here?

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This is funny right? on 19:17 - Jul 12 with 2273 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 19:10 - Jul 12 by GavTWTD

More positivity than it deserved


Thanks so much Gav

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This is funny right? on 19:17 - Jul 12 with 2270 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 19:12 - Jul 12 by Nthsuffolkblue

Let me get this straight. You found this didn't go down very well on your group chat and you thought it would go down better on here?


Yeah I’m going to X next

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This is funny right? on 19:46 - Jul 12 with 2180 viewsronnyd

This is funny right? on 19:17 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Yeah I’m going to X next


That'll mark the spot.
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This is funny right? on 20:12 - Jul 12 with 2091 viewsHatStand

Did someone order some tumbleweed?

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This is funny right? on 20:24 - Jul 12 with 2044 viewsLinners

One of my colleagues has just had a baby (or rather his wife has). When Ollie Watkins scored there was some limp WhatsApp chat about calling the baby Ollie or Olivia. Then someone suggested Gareth or Garethetta.

So I said...

"It's ironic isn't it, as most babies come out of the South Gate."

Silence.

Ten minutes later I deleted it.
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This is funny right? on 21:14 - Jul 12 with 1928 viewsEwan_Oozami

This is funny right? on 20:24 - Jul 12 by Linners

One of my colleagues has just had a baby (or rather his wife has). When Ollie Watkins scored there was some limp WhatsApp chat about calling the baby Ollie or Olivia. Then someone suggested Gareth or Garethetta.

So I said...

"It's ironic isn't it, as most babies come out of the South Gate."

Silence.

Ten minutes later I deleted it.
[Post edited 12 Jul 2024 20:24]


Cue jokes about people who went to Northgate School??

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This is funny right? on 22:14 - Jul 12 with 1832 viewsWeWereZombies

Might have worked better with 'catch' instead of 'collect'...

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This is funny right? on 22:21 - Jul 12 with 1816 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 22:14 - Jul 12 by WeWereZombies

Might have worked better with 'catch' instead of 'collect'...


Thank you.

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do a d’lap of the house to catch him.

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This is funny right? on 22:24 - Jul 12 with 1801 viewsKeno

This is funny right? on 21:14 - Jul 12 by Ewan_Oozami

Cue jokes about people who went to Northgate School??


What about people who are from Sidegate Lane?

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This is funny right? on 22:31 - Jul 12 with 1774 viewsWeWereZombies

This is funny right? on 22:24 - Jul 12 by Keno

What about people who are from Sidegate Lane?


Not to mention Tower Ram parts...

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This is funny right? on 22:35 - Jul 12 with 1750 viewsKeno

This is funny right? on 22:31 - Jul 12 by WeWereZombies

Not to mention Tower Ram parts...


Bishopsgate is a bit of a puzzle

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This is funny right? on 22:46 - Jul 12 with 1715 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

This is funny right? on 22:21 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Thank you.

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do a d’lap of the house to catch him.


But if he did a lap he would be back where he threw him from and Rory would end up injured so it would be 1/2 a lap that is needed.

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This is funny right? on 23:07 - Jul 12 with 1666 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 22:46 - Jul 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

But if he did a lap he would be back where he threw him from and Rory would end up injured so it would be 1/2 a lap that is needed.


Ok…

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do half a d’lap of the house to catch him, as doing a full d’lap would result in Rory being back where he threw him from and he would end up injured.
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This is funny right? on 23:09 - Jul 12 with 1654 viewsWeWereZombies

This is funny right? on 23:07 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Ok…

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do half a d’lap of the house to catch him, as doing a full d’lap would result in Rory being back where he threw him from and he would end up injured.
[Post edited 12 Jul 2024 23:09]


You could just go with 'Delap senior arrogantly threw the new born over the house and ran laughing past the mangled corpse.'

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This is funny right? on 23:11 - Jul 12 with 1640 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 23:09 - Jul 12 by WeWereZombies

You could just go with 'Delap senior arrogantly threw the new born over the house and ran laughing past the mangled corpse.'


Is that libellous?

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This is funny right? on 23:14 - Jul 12 with 1625 viewsWeWereZombies

This is funny right? on 23:11 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Is that libellous?


Probably, if taken seriously. I'm not actually suggesting it as a course of action, merely as a ridiculous extension of the initial set up.

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This is funny right? on 23:16 - Jul 12 with 1620 viewsSwailsey

This is funny right? on 23:14 - Jul 12 by WeWereZombies

Probably, if taken seriously. I'm not actually suggesting it as a course of action, merely as a ridiculous extension of the initial set up.


Then I give it a thumbs up.

I don’t think it’s a ridiculous setup, I think it could have happened.

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This is funny right? on 23:46 - Jul 12 with 1564 viewsLuciBlue

This is funny right? on 23:07 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Ok…

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do half a d’lap of the house to catch him, as doing a full d’lap would result in Rory being back where he threw him from and he would end up injured.
[Post edited 12 Jul 2024 23:09]


Better.

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This is funny right? on 00:04 - Jul 13 with 1528 viewsBlueBucket

This is funny right? on 22:21 - Jul 12 by Swailsey

Thank you.

Rory used to practice throwing Liam over his house when he was a child. He’d then do a d’lap of the house to catch him.


Sidebars lane no !
Britannia yes
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