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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story 23:05 - Aug 18 with 3534 viewsLord_Lucan

Our posse was infiltrated pre match by a Polish Liverpool supporter, nice chap in fact.

Anyhoo, our mutual friend was relaying a story about our Polish guy that apparently he once met John Wark and thought he was Bruce Grobbelaar. Polish chap insisted they look similar but I couldn't see it.

As it happens, after the game we were in The Waterfront bar and who should pop in but John Wark. As he walked to the bar I thought I would test this out so I loudly said, "Look, it's Bruce Grobbelaar where upon he looked at his companion and laughed.

Now then, apparently this is an actual thing and whenever John Wark and Brucie are invited to an ex players event in Liverpool they arrange to wear the exact same clothes in order to confuse the punters.
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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:21 - Aug 19 with 3240 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

It certainly is. Johnny often commented on it at ITFC events.

My favourite John Wark story is about Escape To Victory. He is adamant that. off set, Kevin Beattie won an arm wrestling match against Sly Stallone.
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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:28 - Aug 19 with 3231 viewsParisBlue

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:21 - Aug 19 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

It certainly is. Johnny often commented on it at ITFC events.

My favourite John Wark story is about Escape To Victory. He is adamant that. off set, Kevin Beattie won an arm wrestling match against Sly Stallone.


The story goes that Beattie did indeed beat Stallone in an arm wrestle. Stallone was annoyed, but seeking his revenge suggested a rematch, only thus time using their left arms.

To which Beattie announced that he was left handed.

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:37 - Aug 19 with 3210 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:28 - Aug 19 by ParisBlue

The story goes that Beattie did indeed beat Stallone in an arm wrestle. Stallone was annoyed, but seeking his revenge suggested a rematch, only thus time using their left arms.

To which Beattie announced that he was left handed.


That reminds me of a classic scene from the film The Princess Bride:

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:45 - Aug 19 with 3156 viewsIllinoisblue

On a more somber note, Warky was pictured holding a half and half scarf at the game on Saturday. See Simon Milton’s Twitter for the full horror

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:46 - Aug 19 with 3131 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:45 - Aug 19 by Illinoisblue

On a more somber note, Warky was pictured holding a half and half scarf at the game on Saturday. See Simon Milton’s Twitter for the full horror


If anyone has a right to do so, it's Warky. No condemnation from me.
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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 07:48 - Aug 19 with 2592 viewsvictorywilhappen

Thanks for explaining on here. I had no idea why you shouted that.
It was a good (long) day with pictures to prove it. Cask over the keg for the Mosaic on a hot day.
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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 07:57 - Aug 19 with 2485 viewsTrumptonBlue

The similarity was mentioned in here:

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 08:05 - Aug 19 with 2403 viewsLord_Lucan

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 07:48 - Aug 19 by victorywilhappen

Thanks for explaining on here. I had no idea why you shouted that.
It was a good (long) day with pictures to prove it. Cask over the keg for the Mosaic on a hot day.


We were talking about it before the game, might have been before you arrived, or you might have been doing your David Bailey bit.

Good day though, cracker in fact.

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 08:33 - Aug 19 with 2201 viewsPendejo

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:46 - Aug 19 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

If anyone has a right to do so, it's Warky. No condemnation from me.


Nah. Needs to be a 75/25

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 12:49 - Aug 19 with 1707 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 01:46 - Aug 19 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

If anyone has a right to do so, it's Warky. No condemnation from me.


And Mark Kennedy of course

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 15:34 - Aug 19 with 1384 viewsartsbossbeard

I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 08:05 - Aug 19 by Lord_Lucan

We were talking about it before the game, might have been before you arrived, or you might have been doing your David Bailey bit.

Good day though, cracker in fact.


An enjoyable day had by all.

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I have a mildly amusing John Wark story on 15:48 - Aug 19 with 1312 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Just been watching Warky on Life's A Pitch and he just came out with this great line re his sending off v Norwich: "I tried to tackle Darren Eadie in the first half but I was so late I tackled him in the second half!"

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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