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Anybody want an electric van? 22:05 - Nov 26 with 2106 viewsBanksterDebtSlave















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thought not.

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Anybody want an electric van? on 10:22 - Nov 27 with 1883 viewsbluejacko

If you did it won’t be coming from Luton!
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Anybody want an electric van? on 10:24 - Nov 27 with 1859 viewsDanTheMan

Genuine question, what's your problem with electric vehicles?

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Anybody want an electric van? on 10:27 - Nov 27 with 1843 viewsPhilTWTD

Would be quite useful to get about through the floods around here today!

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Anybody want an electric van? on 10:29 - Nov 27 with 1821 viewsMullet

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:27 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

Would be quite useful to get about through the floods around here today!

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Never realised that’s why they are called floats

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Anybody want an electric van? on 11:41 - Nov 27 with 1709 viewsEdwardStone

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:27 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

Would be quite useful to get about through the floods around here today!

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But if you were driving through really deep flood waters and met up with a shark..... what would happen then?? Would the battery short out and electrocute the shark?? Would the shark eat the occupants of the electric van??

It is a tremendous philosophical question that has vexed some of the greatest minds of our time

We need and deserve answers
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Anybody want an electric van? on 11:58 - Nov 27 with 1679 viewsBlueschev

Anybody want an electric van? on 11:41 - Nov 27 by EdwardStone

But if you were driving through really deep flood waters and met up with a shark..... what would happen then?? Would the battery short out and electrocute the shark?? Would the shark eat the occupants of the electric van??

It is a tremendous philosophical question that has vexed some of the greatest minds of our time

We need and deserve answers


In that scenario, you're gonna need a bigger van...
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Anybody want an electric van? on 11:59 - Nov 27 with 1675 viewsleitrimblue

Anybody want an electric van? on 11:41 - Nov 27 by EdwardStone

But if you were driving through really deep flood waters and met up with a shark..... what would happen then?? Would the battery short out and electrocute the shark?? Would the shark eat the occupants of the electric van??

It is a tremendous philosophical question that has vexed some of the greatest minds of our time

We need and deserve answers


Surely even if the battery failed to electrocute the shark and it had the van surrounded all hope would not be lost for the occupants of the van?

I'm not sure how big the van is, but hopefully internally it wouldn't provide a very big turning circle for a large shark. Giving the occupants a small chance of outmanoeuvring it?

Also hopefully there is someone else in the van that is seen more tasty then yerself in the eyes of a shark. And after stuffing him/herself on them there ready for a little after dinner nap.
Giving the other occupants a chance to make good with their feet
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Anybody want an electric van? on 12:21 - Nov 27 with 1618 viewseireblue

Anybody want an electric van? on 11:41 - Nov 27 by EdwardStone

But if you were driving through really deep flood waters and met up with a shark..... what would happen then?? Would the battery short out and electrocute the shark?? Would the shark eat the occupants of the electric van??

It is a tremendous philosophical question that has vexed some of the greatest minds of our time

We need and deserve answers


Tiger vs Shark vs Electric Van.


Hmmm, it definitely sounds like one of those 3 body problems that can’t be solved by the mathematical and philosophical thinkers of our time, or resolved by a TV series.

But should be attempted.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 12:22 - Nov 27 with 1617 viewsPinewoodblue

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:22 - Nov 27 by bluejacko

If you did it won’t be coming from Luton!


Probably because Vauxhall don’t produce electric vehicles there but at their Merseyside plant.

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Anybody want an electric van? on 12:46 - Nov 27 with 1565 viewsPhilTWTD

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:29 - Nov 27 by Mullet

Never realised that’s why they are called floats


There's got to be a Ford joke in here somewhere.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 13:02 - Nov 27 with 1522 viewseireblue

Anybody want an electric van? on 12:46 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

There's got to be a Ford joke in here somewhere.


You are only skimming the surface of possible puns there.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 13:05 - Nov 27 with 1491 viewsPhilTWTD

Anybody want an electric van? on 13:02 - Nov 27 by eireblue

You are only skimming the surface of possible puns there.


Indeed, no doubt there'll now be a deluge.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 13:20 - Nov 27 with 1449 viewsDarkBrandon

Pretty sure I remember seeing Vauxhall Van Factory playing on the left wing for Palace.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 13:34 - Nov 27 with 1418 viewsbluejacko

Anybody want an electric van? on 12:22 - Nov 27 by Pinewoodblue

Probably because Vauxhall don’t produce electric vehicles there but at their Merseyside plant.


Nope electric vans were/are going to be made there but all production now being moved to an expanded Ellesmere Port. Merry Christmas Luton workers I’m sure Ed will have some green energy plans for your plant lined up🙄
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Anybody want an electric van? on 14:22 - Nov 27 with 1336 viewseireblue

Anybody want an electric van? on 13:05 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, no doubt there'll now be a deluge.


Not yet, dam.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 14:47 - Nov 27 with 1298 viewsronnyd

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:27 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

Would be quite useful to get about through the floods around here today!

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Always been told that electricity and water don't really mix.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 18:30 - Nov 27 with 1147 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Anybody want an electric van? on 10:24 - Nov 27 by DanTheMan

Genuine question, what's your problem with electric vehicles?


Personally the issues would be that I can't afford one or to install a charger, range in the sticks moving between different jobs and if I could find somewhere to charge it that seems pricy too.
Furthermore I'm not even convinced it's the 'green' choice compared to a second hand diesel van which can run and run. Of all the Peugeot 1.9 engines we have ever had it has always been the bodywork, clutch or gearbox that fails and never the engine. The green choice would be to make vans that don't rot. We recently weighed in a 22 year old diesel van and now have a 15 year old one.

However regarding the vans in Luton where they are having to make 10 per cent of them electric they can't find buyers for them (hence the thread) and are now being fined for failing to meet targets.

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Anybody want an electric van? on 18:40 - Nov 27 with 1125 viewsPhilTWTD

Anybody want an electric van? on 14:47 - Nov 27 by ronnyd

Always been told that electricity and water don't really mix.


Indeed, however, electric vehicles apparently sail through floods unscathed leaving stricken petrol and diesels in their wake.
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Anybody want an electric van? on 19:19 - Nov 27 with 1047 viewsEdwardStone

Anybody want an electric van? on 11:41 - Nov 27 by EdwardStone

But if you were driving through really deep flood waters and met up with a shark..... what would happen then?? Would the battery short out and electrocute the shark?? Would the shark eat the occupants of the electric van??

It is a tremendous philosophical question that has vexed some of the greatest minds of our time

We need and deserve answers


One of the greatest thinkers of our time has, in fact, applied his towering intellect to this very complex and nuanced issue

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Anybody want an electric van? on 19:30 - Nov 27 with 1002 viewsWeWereZombies

Anybody want an electric van? on 18:30 - Nov 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Personally the issues would be that I can't afford one or to install a charger, range in the sticks moving between different jobs and if I could find somewhere to charge it that seems pricy too.
Furthermore I'm not even convinced it's the 'green' choice compared to a second hand diesel van which can run and run. Of all the Peugeot 1.9 engines we have ever had it has always been the bodywork, clutch or gearbox that fails and never the engine. The green choice would be to make vans that don't rot. We recently weighed in a 22 year old diesel van and now have a 15 year old one.

However regarding the vans in Luton where they are having to make 10 per cent of them electric they can't find buyers for them (hence the thread) and are now being fined for failing to meet targets.


Even so, is you can get hold of one for nothing:



or have I misheard ?

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Anybody want an electric van? on 20:00 - Nov 27 with 929 viewsGuthrum

Anybody want an electric van? on 18:40 - Nov 27 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, however, electric vehicles apparently sail through floods unscathed leaving stricken petrol and diesels in their wake.


The air intake and exhaust are the weak points on an internal combustion engine, particularly the former. Whereas on an electric vehicle, the important bits are all sealed in.

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