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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. (n/t) 21:50 - Feb 7 with 1501 viewsNthQldITFC


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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:04 - Feb 7 with 1477 viewsBlueBoots

I'm pretty sure that your family and friends are happy that you didn't follow through with it

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I did one earlier that woke the dog up. (n/t) on 22:06 - Feb 7 with 1461 viewsBloots


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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:16 - Feb 7 with 1427 viewstonybied

If you've made it this far into the year before you've gassed out don't feel deflated about it. You've done smell..I mean...well!
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:21 - Feb 7 with 1416 viewsPinewoodblue

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:37 - Feb 7 with 1330 viewsWeWereZombies

I think this is one of those instances where the poster needs to take a deep breath before they go public...

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:50 - Feb 7 with 1321 viewsVanSaParody

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published parody lyrics to Christina Perri "Jar of Hearts", only my version is called...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/christinaperri10.shtml

...have a chuckle!
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 08:29 - Feb 8 with 1150 viewsNthQldITFC

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 23:37 - Feb 7 by WeWereZombies

I think this is one of those instances where the poster needs to take a deep breath before they go public...


'go public' - that wins Euphemism Of The Year as far as I am concerned!

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 09:26 - Feb 8 with 1106 viewsBluesky

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 22:21 - Feb 7 by Pinewoodblue

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good observation - but you'd need ad Vance warning.
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 10:39 - Feb 8 with 1061 viewsEdwardStone

On the other hand, trapped wind can cause many problems too

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:00 - Feb 8 with 1032 viewsnoggin

After 19 years in Norway, it still makes me giggle that you can get a fine, or even a driving ban, for farting. (fart is speed, in Norwegian)
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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:59 - Feb 8 with 973 viewsWeWereZombies

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:00 - Feb 8 by noggin

After 19 years in Norway, it still makes me giggle that you can get a fine, or even a driving ban, for farting. (fart is speed, in Norwegian)
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Likewise, in Germany it is nice to be wished a good fahrt when you get in your car.

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 12:55 - Feb 8 with 932 viewsNthQldITFC

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 11:59 - Feb 8 by WeWereZombies

Likewise, in Germany it is nice to be wished a good fahrt when you get in your car.


Ein gut fahrt, Shirley? Which I guess to keep the 'going public' analogy going is privatisation which is likely to lead to serious problems in time?

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Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 13:00 - Feb 8 with 925 viewsWeWereZombies

Can't say that my New Year resolution to stop farting is going frightfully well. on 12:55 - Feb 8 by NthQldITFC

Ein gut fahrt, Shirley? Which I guess to keep the 'going public' analogy going is privatisation which is likely to lead to serious problems in time?


Could be part of their Green agenda, all that sauerkraut and lager must give a biofuel option?

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